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every time i see the hashtag for english vtuber people i keep thinking "environment variable tuber???"

who in the almighty fuck is letting jubilee do actual election debates jesus h christ

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ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

manmanman de NPO is weer lekker spineless bezig zeg

ice cold take: i feel like a lot of p(doom) scare is thinly veiled p(capitalism is unsustainable) not saying the risks aren't real; just that a lot of the time you look under the mask and it's "we could be forced to cut profit margins 😱 invest in infrastructure 😱 redistribute wealth 😱"

i’m a simple woman: i like technology and think we need to systematically disempower everyone who controls it for public good, primarily by taking away their billions in wealth and control over their companies whose products should be held in public commons

Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

En de koning maar braaf laten oplepelen dat de toekomstige generaties niet met schulden mogen worden opgezadeld, leugens van Heinen met instemming @cda.nl en @d66.nl

this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine

lmfao Big Light Discourse has made it to the Grand Tour

volgens mij gaan we weet moeten stemmen of niey

bro just one more carrier bro i swear one more carrier will win us the iran war bro just ONE MORE

why did apple music just suggest a fucking lovejoy album to me jesus h christ i thought we agreed that guy is a shithead

Ik leg het nog één keer uit.

i'm honestly surprised that i didn't turn out to be one of those incredibly irritating JDM guys considering my first word was fucking "Missibisi" (Mitshubishi)

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Frankrijk en Spanje vragen Nederlands leger om alsjeblieft weg te blijven

Dunno maybe now you can write up how rich maniacs impede human rights like your own free speech At least do that

Sowwy we called out the fascist transphobes 👉👈 they have too much scawy fascist money for Amnesty International sowwy trannies you’re rights just too expensive

piracy is good

Het nieuwe college in Rotterdam is van plan deze wapenstokken ook aan boa's te geven

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

yes I know it's not even especially cynical to suggest that all this is scapegoating to make way for broader regression into patriarchal sexual violation and control *specifically* of women en masse but can we stay on topic for FIVE SECONDS PLEASE THEY HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MULCHING US YET

i am BEGGING bluesky pbc to hire jerry for comms and pay him one million dollars per year this is getting very very embarrassing

At your service.

Can't wait for this new release. 🎮

ah yes the Ferrari F1 strategy

new insane SoftBank deck dropped group.softbank/media/Projec...

A set of tattered rags loosely held together by fraying threads that no longer remotely resemble a hoodie still has “plenty of wear left”, an autistic man has claimed.

Veertig mensen dood maar hier een vrolijk zomerkiekje om je in de stemming te brengen.

Tame Impala The UK Government 🤝 New Person, Same Old Mistakes

relevant to an email i just got

autoritair kutvoorstel. kan veel te makkelijk worden misbruikt om steun allerlei organisaties strafbaar te stellen door ze aan te merken als terroristisch. nos.nl/l/2619330

sun too OP volvo pls fix

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING POSTING TWITTER SCREENSHOTS

whoever at Shopify is doing the podcast ads needs to be online more cause no fucking way i just heard the words "my store named yaoi"

lmao RIP Cursor

NOS heeft weer de minst partijdige commentator ingehuurd zo te horen

"weirdly accented weirdly named sexually inadequate moon Trillionaire becomes threat to the UK" is a Bond movie premise where eventually he gets pushed into a tank full of horny sea leopards, but MI6 doesn't have the juice for that these days