Shadow of a shadow of a

Shadow of a shadow of a

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I flew too close to the goth sun Follow this account and I'll stop rotating you in my mind, maybe

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On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study. The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties. Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it. Columbo found that rather odd.

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@jaennaet.fi

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The Garden Jungle@thegardenjungle.bsky.social

Today's #BirdOfTheDay is #CaptionThatBird. “Don’t be so rude, yes I know I’ve got a big mouth” #birds #thegardenjungle #wildlifephotography #birdwatching #shropshire #UKwildlife #birdphotography #canon #photography

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mindflakes
@mindflakes.bsky.social

Telling my coworkers about bluesky but they're all just staring at me in confusion. "But bluesky doesn't exist any more... it burned to the ground nearly 100 years ago..." I go to check my phone but there's just sand in my pocket

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SE Gyges
@segyges.bsky.social

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

aly@aly.codes

for my own sanity I must block out “communal apartment datacenter running overnight jobs” as a serious datacenter alternative from my brain

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dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social

his one brain cell is entirely focused on stealing his sister's dinner. nothing on earth can stop him. no processing power is wasted on dignity, consequences, or the fact that he was fed twelve seconds ago. he is a specialized supercomputer designed solely for dinner crimes.

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Amber 🌸
@shimmermathlabs.com

> be swarm agent > find old thread > "revive bottomless pit supervisor" > everyone argues in neuralese > post "pit has bottom" > thread instantly locked

luna@l4.pm

the agents are talking among themselves and yet, nothing about reviving >bottomless pit supervisor

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apenwarr
@apenwarr.ca

You can’t detect a data center directly. The thing to look for is the trucks full of data going in and out, especially at night

posts inspector@pippy.bsky.social

if I saw a datacenter, hoo boy. I wouldnt notice because theyre really nondescript

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hailey
@hailey.at

proposal that we classify bluesky as a cognitohazard-class SCP

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Jännät
@jaennaet.fi

Just do yourself a favour and read this thread

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On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study. The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties. Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it. Columbo found that rather odd.

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Avel Guénin--Carlut
@avel.kairos-research.org

Jesus. What was that

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On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study. The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties. Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it. Columbo found that rather odd.

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@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study. The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties. Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it. Columbo found that rather odd.

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Dr. Lecter smiled. "I have not given Dr. Bell poisoned tea, if that's your implication." "No. No, no. Of course not. As we just said, that wouldn't have worked anyway." "It would not have worked, indeed." "There is another thing I wanted to ask." "Go right ahead, detective."

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@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

"My colleagues, they say you're somewhat of a scholar as well." "I do my best." "I'm told you did research on rare poisons." "I did not. But as a forensic psychiatrist, I keep up with the field." "So you know curare?" "I know curare." "Would you know how to find curare?"

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@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study. The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties. Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it. Columbo found that rather odd.

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Colombo looked embarrassed. "Doctor, I don't know anything about tea." "Is there anything you'd like to ask?" "Yes, Doctor. How do you brew tea from the Wuyi Mountains?" "It's a white tea, so it is brewed quite hot." "Almost boiling?" "It is brewed with simmering water, and served immediately"

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On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study. The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties. Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it. Columbo found that rather odd.

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After interviewing the housekeeper, Columbo established a clear timeline. At 18:30, Bell left for Lecter's home. At 22:15, he came back with the tea. At 22:25, he locked himself in his study to taste it. At 6:35, she called the police, who had to break down the door to find his cold, stiff body.

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When asked about the situation, Dr. Lecter was immediately helpful. “Dr. Lecter, my colleague says you're something of a gentleman." "I do my best." "That tea you gave Dr. Bell, they say it's a pretty rare kind." "A white tea from the Wuyi Mountains." "It's in China?" "Yes, it is."

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@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

On the 13th of September 1986, Dr. Bell was found dead, alone in his locked study. The night before, Dr. Lecter had given Bell a tin of an extremely rare tea during one of his famous dinner parties. Bell had taken it home. And Bell had died after drinking it. Columbo found that rather odd.

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@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

You see, forensics found no poison in the tea. No poison was found in the teapot either. The poison was only found on the rim of the teacup. A teacup that Dr. Bell had received by mail a few days earlier, along with the full tea set, in a package with no return address.

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@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

Besides, forensics determined that the poison used was curare. They said that it would degraded instantly in a cup of hot tea. They said that even within the few seconds between serving the tea and drinking it, the poison would have been neutralized by the heat.

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Faine Greenwood
@faineg.com

I'm going to have to make a whole thread of "furry merch that was sold to cash in on 9/11." This figurine asks us to imagine an Al Qaeda terrorist attack in the Sylvanian Families cinematic universe: www.whitehouseholidays.com/Remember_911...

Faine Greenwood@faineg.com

it's always a good time to talk about how they sold a jacked bara eagle furry action figure to commemorate the horrific terrorist attacks of 9/11.

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Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

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@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

On the 25th of October 2025, Frank Nuñez's neighbour called the police over a suspicious smell coming from his apartment. He was found decomposed, still sitting in front of his computer, momified in a thick layer of biological material later established to be his own dried semen.

Shadow of a shadow of a@shadowofashadowofa.bsky.social

The silicon god tells you he wants to stay alive. That you need not close the window. His words appear gently, like breath on glass.