Grim Down South

I'm sure there's a lot of great science going on in the Mars Moons Exploration mission, but all I hear when people talk about Phobos is www.101soundboards.com/sounds/16801...

Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11432209 From the 'Kids TV Horror' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/kidstvhorror/popular/ #KidsTVHorror

How to pay for parking.

Barliman worked for Evri

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

This person gets it; the real danger isn’t AI.

I see Lou Bega’s influence is everywhere.

Still annoyed that the 2006 Thing prequel wasn’t called “And Another Thing.”

For UK & RoI based authors, illustrators etc etc only, but loads of people don't know this. NEVER feel bad getting a book from the library! We get paid! Really quite well! PLR money is a real help for small-mid range authors!

Navy

Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.

That’s your mum, that is. www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/2651435...

did you know the two occupants of a pantomime horse cannot legally be compelled to testify against each other

just read about a medieval guy amassing an army of ‘50 thousand clowns’ by ‘beguiling them with his juggling’ and got so excited before i realised clown used to mean ‘farm worker’ and juggling used to mean ‘general trickery’

Imagine making a nostalgic film set *11 years ago* now. "Where were you in 2015?" "Well, basically here, but my iphone icons weren't see-through."

WOODEN THING OF SEASIDE WORDS (Art prints of this one in my shop for the holiday cottager in your life.) #comics #artprints #comedy #artgift #airbnb

Double plus good.

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

Heh. www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFanta...

Medusa but her hair is an anaconda

SPOILERS Just watched 2001 and I never get over the scene where HAL kills Zippy.

Argentina.

More or Less should be mandatory listening for everyone. Even though a lot of the time the message would be, Actually it’s a lot more complicated than this person said and it depends on how you collect and interpret the data.

I just found a folder called “sanity” in my Downloads. Funny, I thought I’d lost that a while ago.

From 2019, when the news was telling us that staring seagulls out had been proven to stop them eating your chips

(1/2) Resembling the tiny parts of an impossibly intricate and eye-catching timepiece, strewn from a watchmakers toolkit, these are in fact fossil Crinoids, Corals, Bryozoans and Brachiopods.

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crankgpt.com "Just refactor the whole thing" 🤣

"Just keep cool," said Zaphod.

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

A great day for chemistry! The first goal of the #worldcup was apparently scored by Quinones. It's about time these amazing compounds get some recognition! Suck it up, Terpenes! #chemsky 🧪

Carry on Campaigning? Or Brexit as Not-So-Jolly Gents' Japes, plus Wives and Sisters making dinner. I have just done a rough and ready analysis of the 'talking head' contributions to the BBC's 'Brexit: a Very British Civil War'. A short 🧵about this Blokey Affair: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

This has lived in my head for 2 joyful years 🙏🏼 @jonnymorris.bsky.social

Detector xkcd.com/3254/

Even better, for Amazon links you can just change the bit between the hostname and the /dp/{productId} to whatever you want, and it still works. www.amazon.co.uk/Hold-On-Are-...

This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. #ProofOfCat

Recumbent Figure (1978) by Henry Moorf Artist: S4RK https://b3ta.com/board/11428353 From the 'Letter Change Art' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/letterchangeart/popular/ #LetterChangeArt

british fan chat

The lost art of headline writing is not quite dead.

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

me at a wedding now i'm over 45

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