Sismrnoth

Been doing some gouache studies

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY and i would like to shamelessly self-promote my dog comics and associated merch if that's alright with you i make a silly webcomic about my dog and then i post it online for entertainment it's called the pyr review and you should check it out (instagram: @the_pyr_review)

🗳️ One election. 257 municipalities. A lot of claims. Our SA Local Government Election Hub brings together everything you need ahead of 4 November. 👉 africacheck.info/LGE2026_hub

The largest chocolate manufacturers made the switch and hoped you wouldn’t notice but now the price of cacao is collapsing which threatens the economic stability of these countries. Anyway if you love chocolate here are some great African brands to choose from. www.tasteatlas.com/best-rated-c...

This article does not discuss one major reason why chocolate in the West got worse - Ghana and Ivory Coast, the two African countries that are the biggest suppliers of cacao globally, got organised and started demanding fair prices for it. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

online today, magazine, imagery (1987) archive.org/details/onli...

The devil fetch ye, ye ragamuffin rapscallions; ye are all asleep. Stop snoring, ye sleepers

"You can't invest in stocks if you have the power to change their value ahead of time because that's just playing Blackjack when you can see the cards first" feels like such a blatantly obvious rule it makes your brain go weird when you learn it doesn't exist.

a message from the future

Hell upon Earth: or the Town in an Uproar. Occasion'd by the late horrible Scenes of Forgery, Perjury, Street-Robbery, Murder, Sodomy, and other shocking Impieties. £2,500 www.abebooks.co.uk/first-editio...

I love factory games with completely fucked up tech trees. Satisfactory doesn't let you get to coal until you have a space elevator Factorio doesn't give you carbon until you get to space

The spooky music is nice and all, but may I suggest an alternate soundtrack suggestion for this clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI8R...

Someone has broken the limbs of these men when they were boys and made them heal back wrong. Now they scuttle in the dirt and imagine that because they see themselves cast a shadow they can therefore own darkness.

Big respect to the person on high quality drugs in the distant past who decided to call maidenhair spleenwort 'maidenhair spleenwort'.

Bonus Book Cover of the Day:

Corporate wants you to identify the differences in the images

obsessed with this redditor discovering how body suits work for the first time

Why don't people caught burning in the samsara's flames of eternal love not simply release all their attachments? Are they stupid?

Cuttlefish exist and that knowledge is all anyone really needs

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

𝙼𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚕 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚠𝚗 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚘 𝚙𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚘𝚛 ‘𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛’ (𝟷𝟿𝟿𝟸) 🖤

Monday

Lay down your money and you play your part Everybody's got a ha-ha-hairy heart

The Occasional Not-Manet is 'A Bar at the Trois Fers à Cheval' #aofoto #AccidentalArt #AccidentalArtist

Something I think about often is how the reward for promptly responding to emails is receiving more emails.

Please enjoy this medieval bag of dicks.

In America, they send the elderly to die of old age in a humid swampland full of gigantic predatory lizards that is regularly inundated with hurricanes

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

Idk why this annoys me but when someone is like "I like how messy the characters are" and it's like as opposed to what ? doing mental monologues about how they're aware they're doing something problematic but in the broader context of--

when a fictional character is described as "messy" it's usually because they're doing human stuff

I feel like we don’t talk about millennials in particular, hitting our 40s - in earlier generations many of us would be reaching the peak of our careers, but because of disaster after disaster, locust after locust eating our industries, many of us are on our 3rd or 4th fresh start.

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm

a simple little gam eif you like machine buildy type games is "mars first logistics" where you build different mars rovers to deliver items around. i saw its on sale and i got some hours out of it. well thats my "gamer update" for today

Eurgh I've got a Rome due tomorrow. Better get a start on building it

girl to girl: he doesn't care

Kaoru Yamada

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.

Yeah? Well that’s just like, ya know, your opinion man

By Oscar Droege (1898–1983).

When Lucy from Compass Books in Dartmouth, Devon, was victim to shoplifting people told her to install CCTV. Instead she put this ancient book thief curse on the wall from the Monastery of San Pedro in Barcelona so book stealers would be consumed by "the flames of hell" with "their members blasted".