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Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

Grateful to Jalen Hurts and his foundation for this incredible donation to my alma mater, Northeast High School. $600k to upgrade the HVAC unit so that at least the sweltering auditorium can be cooled. Go Vikings. www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...

“I’ve never seen a football team make a decision as disastrous and self-defeating as the Browns' decision to start Watson in 2026. I cannot remember seeing any other professional organization behave so self-destructively” by @miketanier.bsky.social too-deep-zone.ghost.io/they-finally...

i simply do not believe things will get better in this country so long as the supposed alternative to the fascist white supremacy party is run by losers like chuck schumer and hakeem jeffries

So I don’t know if this app is growing or what but I do know I’ve mainly promoted this here, and we’ve raised TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS over the last four days. Make of that what you will.

I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️

I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

i was on abc news this week and shoutout to incredible producer emma piscia who literally included a hot dogs glambot

What was the point of the years of naked corruption if we're gonna get screwed like that?

This little Paraguay kid yelling “VAMOS” over and over again during the penalties in the stands is giving me life

I did not anticipate the government mobilizing the National Guard to protect the strategic paramecium stockpile currently being developed in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool when I wrote about it earlier, but I probably should have. defector.com/promises-mad...

Nobody: Your girl when you look at her lovingly:

imagine being president of the united states and getting snubbed by a group popular 40 years ago and best known for lip syncing and also one of them is dead

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

this is a masterpiece

“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”

Today is also the 18th anniversary of Steiner Math airing on TNA Impact. (video from TNA on X)

I'm nostalgic for a time when presidents were decent human beings, were kind to children and didn't abuse them

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

this absolutely wrecked me

Satan eh?

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

even his pals think he's a bitch

@dennycarter.bsky.social 👀👀👀

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

a thin white woman in head to toe lululemon screaming at these thugs makes me think ICE has jumped the shark

The Phillies did the kiss cam thing to Coldplay

When you’re banging the head of HR do you still have to do your exit interview

My mom and stepdad are from the same diaspora group as Zohran Mamdani’s dad (same like “my stepdad was kicked out of the same town and knows some of his classmates”) and apparently the New York Times doesn’t understand how diaspora works, so I am going to tell you a little about my mom’s people!

At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

watching markets tumble while also watching tesla tumble

You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now