Jack o' Slam-tern

Already thinking about how good the cajun shrimp tortellini alfredo is gonna be tonight

The NY Times will publish a hit piece on the Democratic Alaska senate candidate six days before an Election but won't mention a new rape allegation against the President of the United States.

“Power comes from the ass” — the president of the United States for some godforsaken reason

Goodnight, I'll see you for more baseball later

Noooo I was so close to freedom

Really need the Rays to ice this one now so I can go to bed

I want to watch the end of this game but damn it I'm tired

Good Lord that's close. I think he got him though

hey, it just aired during the World Series!

There are zero commercial breaks without a gambling ad. Then you tell everyone that liberals are racists. MLB outdid themselves with the World Series commercials. Top notch viewing experience

me, reading the headline: well, he’s a public figure and actual malice is a hard standard to reach me, reading the article: ohhhhhhh

the wrongest man alive keeps finding new frontiers of being wrong

They call Talarico gay every 26 seconds while their dear leader is out there deepthroating the invisible man on live tv

Reminder why the most secure election strategy is lack of centralized control. Much harder to hack 120,000 systems in 120,000 locations than one great big poorly defended database staffed by the biggest group of mouth breathing trolls you've ever seen

Bluesky a band. New Found Anxiety

I've been anxiously awaiting the next lineup announcement since we got back from this year's festival, and y'all... I haven't been this disappointed in a reveal since the St Louis Cardinals City Connects 2026 vs 2027 🤢

tbf it's baffling to Americans that don't feel a cult-fueled need to defend literally every single criticism ever thrown at him

Oh the Brewers don't even want to make this a series do they

That’s where the k-cup goes

We’ve officially entered post-wokeism. Not utilizing tech billionaires’ earth-killing plagiarism machine is privileged, elitist, and dare I say, maybe even ableist(?) Please adjust your behavior accordingly.

73% chance we see an ad by the end of the week with someone getting the witness protection treatment with a scary voice-over saying "You know who else played basketball?? OBAMA"

As someone who has shelled out over $500 for 2 car batteries in the last month, I agree.

Why does he look like he's in front of a green screen? Also, I'm never going to forgive the Harris campaign for their decision to stop hammering how weird these people are

What’s remarkable here isn’t just the sentiment, which is obviously weird and depressing, but that a media trained executive who has been doing interviews for decades thought this was an anecdote that would land well.

Just installed my 26-year-old copy of Word on a new desktop. I will never pay subscription fees for software I already paid for. I will go live in a shack in the woods first.

Normal people: "My kid loves x,y,z and spends all their time playing sports, singing, taking care of animals, etc" Tech CEOs:

I think the fact that Marissa Mayer would voluntarily disclose this to a reporter is a pretty good demonstration of how deeply the culture of Silicon Valley has diverged from the rest of humanity

it sounds contradictory but it's really not. They say "Protect" bc they see women's sports as a cute charity for little girls rather than legit competitions people care about and strive for. They're always baffled when they show up at women's sports and find people who actually care about the games

Imagine if Twain & Hemingway had to deal with these kinds of restrictions. This website is a prison.

This is not the kind of score I was expecting from Houston/Utah

OLE MISS GOT IT LMAOOOOOOOOO

ACC Network. Now.

I think these look incredible thoughts @jeffreykeese.bsky.social ??

Dagobah ass stadium

I appreciate Texas leaning into the World Series vibes by making the turf at DKR look like they peeled it out of the Trop

Had to go get my kid when the 2nd quarter started, so now I'm watching the 2nd quarter while we're at halftime and did they finally hit a reset button on Reed or something? WTF is this, he's hitting guys in stride