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what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Picross S++ is here! An unofficial collection of 12,000+ puzzles from 44 Picross games designed by Jupiter Corporation styled after the Picross S games, with an included a built in level editor and social features! You can play it right now at maysuser.name/picross or watch the trailer below:

gotta say, FF Resonance's having you take personality tests that spoil literally every mainline FF game in order to unlock different jobs is a really bold and *really* funny design decision

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

i think the games industry should have studios that exist

here take this

oh come on

v1.2000 rolls out today! We've heard your complaints about the empty space on the sides of the website so we are adding something new! New in this update: Buggy the Clown will now keep you company in the right side of the screen as you scroll by. Nifty!

why do we bash "dead beat" children for not being there for their parents but we never question if the parent has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around?

Ludacris' name is actually short for "Ludonarrative Crissonance"

i completely forgot there was #portfolioday

Average Olympia Turn

logging on

the "you can't avoid AI, it's in all software now" argument might be true for infrastructure, where we have limited agency over the platforms and systems that make up our society, but is hilariously untrue for video games, a completely optional and easily ignored part of all of our lives

anyone else remembers this fine Halloween classic

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?

We don't talk enough about the soundtrack of Fuck's Quest II, which was clearly made by someone who understands how to compose music and used that knowledge for evil

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

baseball is parryslop

Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!

Shanoa Castlevania i love you Shanoa Castlevania

*.ೃ༄ but it refused. #undertale

i like pausing these dog jumping competitions so the dog looks like it is riding a little invisible bicycle

sora & riku👑💜 #KingdomHearts

it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture