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Nice! We libtards make quality memes.

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Fucking brilliant

yooooo

No worries- it’s borrowed!

Depends upon what tRump says. tRump's a true dog-fucker, so I'm guessing 10.

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I think he claimed these guys were trafficked into performing beastiality. He wants to protect them. So why isn't more work being done to protect the girls and women trafficked by Epstein/Trump?

No sir, I don't Likert.

Real dogs, I would say about a 7. These dogs in these pics? 0.

northsky.app/profile/drbo...

HA! whoever made this needs a job writing for SNL.

Donald, is that you?

...and that's ok...

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FBee-estiality?

Fortunately, I had already swallowed my mouthful of coffee.

O.M.G.

This wins the internet, today.

Today's winner of the internet.

Kristi L. Noem 113th Congress (2013)

They’re fucking the cats. They’re fucking the dogs.

No, Trump would have “eat”

Brilliant

That’s fucking funny.

youtu.be/ojULkWEUsPs?...

Excellent point

Kashyap definitely has some deficits in the brain….😑

Carol Leonnig didn’t tell us that part! 👀@carolleonnig.bsky.social #Zerofail

the silence of the lambs is deafening

His got each eye on a different animal.

when the chicken dies while you are still balls deep.

bsky.app/profile/gnoc...

You win😭🤣💀

FBI interviewer: Have you ever engaged in sexual relations with an animal? Former J6er: Look man, the dog made me spread the peanut butter on my nuts. FBI interviewer: It happens to the best of us. The next academy class starts in 6 weeks. I hope you can make it.

I'd like to see the application where the applicant states, "I had sex with an animal, but they made me do it".

Some billionaire donor's nephew was convicted of bestiality and wants to work for the FBI. Trump is taking the Kash.

This is sickening . What has become of this country .

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Stop comparing them to dogs! Giving dogs a bad rep!

It all depends. Can you do them? Will they lick you in the right spot? And if you get busted can you get hired by the FBI?

Ummm...6? 7? Whatever number is "I love dogs, but even if we had great chemistry and liked a lot of the same things, and it playfully touched my arm while we were talking, I wouldn't fuck a dog."

2 pervs at the opposite end of the scale !

-1000

seriously dark…. 😎

I proudly wear my “justice for Cricket” t-shirt

Holy crap this is funny! 😆😆😆😆

11

Dogs aren't safe around this crew.

Well that is hilarious.

Both should be on a lead

Patel gives a new meaning to dog lover...

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0.

Depends what are you doing to them - killing or fucking 🤷

I didn’t know that Animals could apply to work at the FBI? 

🤣 ok, that one got me

Oh, my!

Especially not after it’s been in the microwave.

Don't fuck that microwaved fish!

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god damn

Kash likes it ruff ruff😆

It took me a second but now I got it 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like 5 is the only reasonable answer.

Nothing but the bestial

Took a minute but love it!!!!

Yeah...That Ketchup likes him some "Shepherds"! Fundamental Bestiality & Intimacy! The new FBI...Where you can fuck Chickens, Sheep and an occasional Horse, and still get a job as a dog trainer!🤣

Ffs that should come with a warning. 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

When the morons are in charge, sometimes all you can do is

Crickets for Kash

If there was [!]ing ONE person I would have made that change. Who the [!] are you to turn them away? Maybe yall need to admit your mistake and apologize right the [!] now. Focus on the [!]ing Epstein files and stop making stupid ASSumptions.

Mmm... Yeah, Kash isn't really known for his compassion towards victims of human trafficking. Otherwise, he'd be advocating for the release of the Epstein files.

They're not changing the rules to help women. Ever.

Even if that was the case, wouldn't she be at risk of blackmail?

What move?

Oooohoho

TEN.

Good one.

10

Confusing! I thought he meant that the animals are the rapists. Like we need a sexual predator database for pets

I really shouldn't laugh at this...

Dark. Respect.

Im guessing right on the middle of that scale is a good spot. You don't wanna kill 'em and you dont wanna fuck 'em.

All day this song has been in my head. IJS Hide your cats Hide your dogs. youtu.be/VKsVSBhSwJg?...

We live in magical times

Oh. My.

The dog was wearing provocative clothes.

I know Woody Allen has fallen out of favor, but the movie was funny, and that vignette ended with a hilarious sight gag!

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I believe they had to lower the hiring standards because they’re having recruiting issues. Why, fired all the “good” agents!

Tasteless, yet priceless