Popcornbender Spatch

Children are not born knowing how to hate. You have to expose them to the couples on House Hunters and explain it to them.

got this one from ISCA a long time back, let's go: Q. What's black and white and has a vulgar name? A. SISTER MARY FUCKFACE!

Im glad I saved this before deactivating my twitter and losing my discord where I had posted it

you’re laughing? her name was lola she was a showgirl and she lost her youth, her tony, and her mind at the copacabana and YOU’RE LAUGHING??

Today we lost Walter Koenig. Some thoughts about a fine actor and genuinely nice guy....

If anybody was at risk of taking the comments by the utility companies seriously, I would encourage you to remember the incident where Eversource stalled so long on moving a pole that they actually just painted the bike lane around it back in 2018. 11/?

I SHALL STAND AT THE GATES OF ETERNITY AND SPAM GOD IN HEAVEN

sonya found some red white and blue candy corn which we agreed looked like rocket pops and they ended up tasting like rocket pops in a blue raspberry way and it's uncanny

Posting the most Brazilian screenshot I have in celebration of democracy prevailing in Brazil: The Sega Master System.🇧🇷

Proof that the Campo de’ Fiore vendors are sick of your shit

So, unhappy 106th anniversary, Alexander, King of Greece, dead at just 27 on this day in 1920 from a macaque bite that went septic, leading—what with one thing and another—to a *lot* of other deaths, the birth of modern Turkey, and Prince Philip marrying the woman who would be Queen Elizabeth II...

is that a corn dog in your pocket or are you just another fool without an emergency corn dog

A favorite film Thusly established: Everyone's an impostor They dance off the set

when Archie Bell hollers NOW MAKE IT MELLOW

CAPITOL: Hello, US Government, may I take your order 7-11: Uh yeah hi it's me 7-11, and my friend wanted to know if, like, there's a law keeping someone from maybe like playing the same song in their store over and over and over again CAPITOL: No, I don't think there is such a law 7-11: AWESOME

I love craft books dude What do you mean you want me to make a flycatcher cinderblock motel

This'll clear everything up

The Urbz is home to my favourite family dynamic in any piece of media ever: where whenever your mother wanted something, she'd not contact you directly, no, she'd phone up Will.I.Am from Black Eyed Peas and have him relay the info to you. That game was bonkers.

On this day in 1999, Cartoon Network aired a 24-hour Scooby-Doo marathon for Halloween. The marathon was filled with little clips between episodes parodying THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT which had been released in theaters just a few a few months earlier. Link below for the first 12hs of the marathon.

I put up the side; Ian J. put up the front this morning (and is the subject of a new time-lapse video)

At my first office job some guy printed out almost 100 pages of wood grain in full color and taped it up all over his cubicle so that it looked like wood and after that we weren’t allowed to print in color any more lol

once I had a set of house neighbors who went all out decorating our front yard for Halloween with an enormous assortment of handmade decorations, including a tombstone which read "DRACULA SLEAPS" and I have been thinking about that for nearly thirty years now

oh so here's the announcement we were teasing last night and as you can see it is very terrific news and no chicken butts are involved

I don't know, they just gave me this marquee change Front message to go up tomorrow morning so for now we tease But I shall tell you now if you promise not to tell anyone that the secret message tomorrow will indeed be CHICKEN BUTT

He's right and he's right to say it

We DO NOT ACCEPT Haunted Coins! This Means: • NO Currently Haunted Coins • NO Previously Haunted Coins. Sorry—Can’t Risk It • NO Haunted Coins That ‘Your Guy’ Says Are ‘Barely Haunted’. If Your Guy Loves Them So Much, He Can Buy Them • OK To Possessed Coins, That’s Different

thinking about what venture capital has done to the arts and getting insanely mad at the concept of banking. cosimo de’ Medici i’m going to kick your ass. i guess

the king is dead long live the king