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i just awoke from a dream where asha sharma was chasing me through the woods with a knife while yelling "hunting man is the best xbox exclusive yet!" www.resetera.com/threads/16...

incredible things are happening on tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/

yesssss dude

as a kid trying to jailbreak my wii i got scared because the letterbomb website had a “cut the red wire” or “cut the blue wire” button instead of a download button, and i thought clicking the wrong one would brick my wii or something

In 6th grade I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, then wrote a 4 page book report on how much its writing sucks compared to Final Fantasy Tactics.

They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true

desperate attempt to make my least favorite software ever more palatable. it's not working

In high school health class, they showed us a sex ed video full of 90s celebrity cameos, and the only memorable one was Sinbad playing a condom, extolling to the viewer about the proficiency of latex over other materials when using a prophylactic. He was quite adamant, actually.

charlie brown had four women express sincere romantic interest in him over the course of the 'peanuts' comic strip, two of which he even dated, and that's not even counting animated stuff. but i don't know how to express this as a point of discourse without calling a bunch of eight year olds "hos"

If I played guitar, and had one of those guitars with the whammy bar thing (lot of ifs here), I would use it so much. "Mimi," my band mates would say, "this part doesn't really require whammy bar." But I'd be there whammying away.

HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him

Thinking, with sympathy, of the abundance of non-white workers in the healthcare system who look after - and look out for - men like this every single day.

mastodon is also hit by a ddos. do we need to pretend that it’s also caused by vibecoding or can we drop the charade and admit that you fell for disinfo because it felt good to believe it

We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos status.bsky.app

Hey everyone, I need some help. If possible, please share this. Running therun dot gee gee has been an amazing passion project for 4 years. It’s always been 100% free, ad-free, and I never sell your data. I love building new features for this community and I have so many more ideas to grow the site

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

I cannot state this enough. I still hear random sparks of Nazi propaganda every so often, and it's honestly laughable considering how history actually reflects them. I've written a little bit about how they functioned so you can laugh at whoever tries to tell you they fixed the economy or whatever--

hi I wrote about Chappell Roan, public orgies of misogyny, and the trap of ignoring ‘celebrity news’ when misogynist harassment campaigns affect all women. None of the outrage slop we’ve seen is about Chappell's behavior—it's just a bunch of misogynists are justifying what they already wanted to do

Objection, Mr. Mayor. Not only did you describe what is clearly a large Baja Blast Freeze, a premium beverage, as a mere Baja Blast, you also failed to disclose the additional Mexican Pizza that was purchased alongside this order. I expect better things from you.

they really did do this huh

Animation posted for MAR10 Day 2016 on Nintendo of America's official social media accounts.

It couldn't be any simpler

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

When I went to Tehran in 2018 for a game conference I hung out with game nerds, music weirdos, and queer folks with tattoos and colored hair, just like I do here. We got vegetarian food and watched goofy uncles play basketball in the park. I sure hope they can live to see a better day.

I think we could solve all our problems if we invested heavily in Coffee News. Every public building has Coffee News right at the front. Want to know what's going on? Coffee News. Want to buy swimwear in your bra size? Coffee News. Want to...Coffee News.

Nancy 1/14/26

Imagine raising small children in a warzone, the entire infrastructure of modern life systematically stripped away by people trying to erase you from existence. Please give what you can to help my friend Sama'a. chuffed.org/project/157569

lots of people (on Both Sides™) had fun with Trump's “transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison” debate line without stopping to think, even for one second, about the humanity of the actual people involved

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insisting on calling every mass day of protest or one-day boycott a "general strike" is not the move. it's good to see people rallying around the cause, it matters, but if you want to be part of a large-scale labor action that shuts down the gears of capital, start by unionizing your workplace!!!

Two of my dear friends just lost their car in an accident and urgently need a replacement. Please donate if you're able to, I know money is tight for everyone right now, but this is a very straightforward way to help a Black queer couple in need www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...

constant time chum (23 mins) www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.