I WANNA BE THE GUY TOO

GUN A THON starting in 2 hours at twitch.tv/tietuesday so many games, so many trigger pulls, pray for me fingies

green goblin did all that cause he was irish

I don't know if I ever shared it publicly, but the Hell Wheel games got Stack Ranked. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

For the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund, we're raising money all day this Thursday the 13th?? Me and @hcjustin.com ? Featuring some of our favorite games, a brand-new fucked up quiz, singing every song I've ever written in a row, NEW songs, new bits, and live readings? With guests????? What??

Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you

I will create The Jontron VR Experience narrated by Kid Cudi

Tonight we will be building Yoda's house in House Flipper 2 with our friend @libbycwatson.com - and YOU have a chance to help decorate it! Simply tip $10 here: streamelements.com/gooffkings/tip and include a link to whatever image you would like to see framed on the walls of Yoda's new house.

My currently untitled game ranker (combination of scrandle, Tee-KO and other concepts) needs a name and more work before i let it loose to the public! Throw em at me if ya got a good one. I just want something fun, fairly unique, SEO. Playing with it on stream!

this video is gonna make me throw up

In a discord where two people are having an insanely annoying argument about super metroid and I'd been following it for an hour because I actually really didn't have anything else going on and I finally had to disengage because it was too annoying

i just saw someone say that we should strand elon musk on the moon with a camera & a gun. then after he does it, go back and get the camera and publicly broadcast the video 24/7. and make anyone with over $5m watch it every day before theyre allowed to get out of bed wow. sounds like a lot of work!

i really love my over the range microwave/vent combo. it definitely works really well as a vent hood and, from a design perspective, it's awesome how it draws your eye right to the big ugly box where i heat up popcorn

Stay your hand! I am at your mercy! Take from my quailing what revenge you can - please, leave me be with my shame! Allow me to die later in my coward’s bed

interesting!

How do I get this in front of some Goo Crew people

Celebrating TEN years of Arcade Pit in a row, on December 7th. We never missed a single week, a 10 year streak. Also tons of bonus shows and goofy one-off projects. Sign-ups for a 10-game marathon of Arcade Pit are now open! We need 40 players! arcadep.it See you at MAGFest too; panel confirmed!

Larry, Curly, and Moe? You must be the three occupational cognitive behavioral therapist practitioners I hired! Now we're having a lavish soiree for the my husband's boss tonight and I'll need my son to be nice and sane by 7 o'clock sharp!

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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

I ended up picking up DROD proper because it was on sale and I'm glad I did. Really good to have something that's easing me into the puzzles rather than getting filtered by Descent of King Hesper. Also god is it good to have access to more music than the demo had

Adding onto things that have permanently warped my language, thanks to Deadblossomjesse I've started saying things are "a little funny"

I'll do some kind of more organized sales recommendations later but as always, I'm shouting out Copy Kitty, which has been out for like seven years, still has under 500 user reviews but almost all of them are positive. A smart, technical arcadey platform shooter that's bigger & deeper than it looks

In almost 14 hours I'm gonna be live with a marathon - I'll be starting with MGS3, where I have been tasked with Eating Everything. At 4PM EST that will lead into a multiworld randomizer with @tietuesday.bsky.social @skybilz.bsky.social and @wanderingnewbie.bsky.social and then we'll see from there!

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

You KNOW this is happening today. You KNOW this. Bunch of ghouls in weird costumes fucking around and ruining my set. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse it's live in 9 hours

Folks, its time to not get mad at a videogame for 8 hours twitch.tv/tietuesday

stream starting in 2 hours!!! I WANNA BE THE GUY the all time banger, the og game that makes you mad as a bit every 50 subs I will fully reset This won't backfire, definitely not

This is streaming tomorrow from a Fucked Up 100 year old barn with 7+ full makeup monsters all showing off their talents to see who is a real Star. You'll only get to see it once. Make it count. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

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Yooo tinting was sick and the 5 minute crafts were awful!!! Even if you do whiteface that does not mean you get to do blackface in the same video, those don't cancel out, that's not how that works 5 minute crafts jesus christ!!! Catch y'all tomorrow for *I Wanna Be The Guy*

One thing I do wanna share with the world, the Stores podcast is really good, I've been listening to it every week and the intros are always incredible youtu.be/lcb1ZY_r6ro?...

Also I guess I should post more on here since some people do follow me and I'm doing something other than scrolling. I just don't have much to talk about?

I downloaded Descent of King Hesper after learning about both it and Deadly Rooms of Death for the first time two days ago, and I kinda love it. Definitely gonna pick up Gunthro's Epic Blunder on steam when I can. nice to have a 2nd game to play for when I'm not quite in the mood to play silksong

Interesting hypothetical! If someone were to say "Stoning Sally Jenkins to death is God's Perfect Law" would she find that distinct from "Sally Jenkins should be stoned to death"? Would that be interesting or civil? I certainly don't think so, but then again, I don't work at the Atlantic!

streets of fury ex is the number one "his gameplay is this fire????" game of all time. why the actual fuck is this game a good beat em up

theres maybe like ONE worse actor than Ice Cube

i think theres a case that War of the Worlds is the movie of the year. not because its good or even all that interesting, but because it's as derivative, craven, spiteful and incoherent as anything else happening right now. and most importantly, it fucking sucks the big one

The podcast STORES is a place of learning. Please enroll now. patreon.com/storesthepod...

I can FINALLY announce: I, along with co-host Alana Hope Levinson, am launching a history/crime/comedy podcast August 14th with @headgum.com & Higher Ground Audio, called "THE OUTFIT," where each week, I will tell you a different MAFIA/MOB/ORGANIZED CRIME story which explains America. CAPICHE

@oldmanweldon.bsky.social I don't know if you've gotten sent this video at all and maybe you might resent being thought of as a guy to bring Bill Mahr stuff to, but this feels like something you'd be interested in youtu.be/8THCFfg2BY8?...

King Solomon: I cannot determine who is the real mother is, so I shall divide the baby in two and give you each half. the mother: no, please! let her have the child, but do not hurt it! King Solomon, the fastest swordsman to ever live, already resheathing his katana that nobody saw him draw: uh-oh

5 years ago today I co-released "At Least There is Čeda Čedović" with @leathericecream.bsky.social, a mario-like platformer themed around early 2000s internet media mainly from slav countries, mainly known for its difficulty and music. Check it out if you haven't yet! #Platformer #Anniversary