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🔥 OBAMA: “Trump should be on HGTV. He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory…. He’s clearly not focused on lowering prices for you.”

Wether it’s Vivek attacking a sexual assault victim or Acton being assaulted as a 12yo, both sides are at fault. Thank you for having the courage to say this Joe Manchin

Beautiful day for a concert #turnstile

Pro-ICE conservative blogger Samuel Sey, a prominent figure on the evangelical right, has himself been arrested and held for potential ICE deportation.

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Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

TRUMP: We gave nothing in exchange for Stephen. We never give anything in exchange for hostages. TRUMP LITERALLY MOMENTS LATER: If I implemented sanctions on Russia, Steven wouldn't be coming out right now.

“Oh man, there’s nothing better than when you feel that first nip in the air and get to throw on your heavy bull-hide cloak.” — Fográith of the Mountains, local druid

“Wait! WAIT! You better be careful… Quiet! QUIET! What’s wrong with you? Are you a sick person?” The short-tempered thin-skinned dictator wannabe with cratering approval numbers repeatedly loses his shit at reporters. (H/T @atrupar.com )

Immigrants are slow roasting our cats ON DELUXE LUXURY GRILLS in their SUBURBAN MANSIONS while Stephen Miller has to eat them RAW in the back of a VAN.

This is a disinformation campaign funded by billionaires to get a billionaire elected. This is class warfare.

Of course, when I look at the problems in society, I immediately think "Yep too much empathy going around these days"

"We will once and for all debunk the myth of the female orgasm."

this is beautiful

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

Couldn't help but notice that Fox didn't refer to AI as super intelligence

JD Vance: "You ask Ken Paxton a simple question and you will get a direct answer" NARRATOR: Paxton has refused to answer Qs about why he won't debate, why he went to England on July 4 w/ his mistress, why he went to Dubai with his mistress, his 15 homes, or how his net worth has increased 7,000%...

“Republican Lie About Cause for Talarico’s Absence From the Campaign Trail” — not that hard, is it?

“We only tried to kill an adult, we didn’t mean to traumatize a child” is a helluva defense.

Yep, nothing dystopian about this

Recall that RFK Jr cancelled $500M in funding for cutting edge mRNA research & decided to fund an unethical vaccine study in Bissau New Guinea earlier this year. It was halted. Now it’s on again. Erika Schwartz is doing Kennedy’s bidding. We have measles to contend with. 🧪 archive.today/0sSUu

Who could’ve have foreseen Kim Guilfoyle would go on a grifting and crime spree after Trump named her as Ambassador to Greece to get her out of the country after Junior hooked up with a younger woman?

Doesn't get much more transformational than this (if you're a mathematician). There will still be plenty for humans to do, but the nature of that work is going to be different.

Trump: "The Trump dividend -- It's a dividend to the people of our country for putting up with these morons and four years of horror. You put up with four years of stupidity and horror."

Holy shit.

Trump “feels badly” for the Cornell alleged gang rapists

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Hard to argue with this…… mostly because I don’t even know where to start

Cornell University police in 2024 summarized hours of interviews with a woman who said she was attacked in the Chi Phi fraternity house into a document that excluded her unequivocal statement that she had been raped, documents show. A prosecutor did not pursue criminal charges based on the document.

@hcrichardson.bsky.social

“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president

Holy shit, this ad! I cannot imagine the impetus for pardoning this guy. But I’m not even sure it matters. Kind of along the lines of that Roger Marshall ad. If you’re explaining you’re losing.

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"

Q: Mr President, did you call on President Xi to stop buying oil from Iran? TRUMP: ... Q: What about guardrails on AI? TRUMP: ... Q: Why are you banning media outlets? TRUMP: ... Q: Should US taxpayers pay for ads about you? TRUMP: *walks away*

Trump Proposes Installation Of Sniper Nest Atop Barron https://theonion.com/trump-proposes-installation-of-sniper-nest-atop-barron/

relatable

Good point

Dem leaders: Impeachment is a waste of time that doesn't accomplish anything! GOP leaders: We must seal the House and flee the city to avoid the consequences of this looming impeachment vote

@attackerman.bsky.social reported on the Amnesty report at the time, and astutely compared it to the torture boxes at Gitmo, where Ron DeSantis, as a young military lawyer, oversaw the torture. So once again, mainstream media is months behind independent media. www.forever-wars.com/torture-tech...