Sunglass guy

I have to say that I think the moderators on Bluesky were a bit aggressive on this my proudest skeet

BREAKING: Donald Trump has replaced JD Vance as Vice President with Flávio Bolsonaro in an effort to boost midterm turnout among Miami housewives who’ve had Covid more than 15 times.

HAHAHAHAHA THE GIANTS ARE IN FACT WINNING THE SUPER BOWL FUCK EVERYONE ON THIS LIST

NASA was the envy of the world. I remember going to job fairs in college and the line for their table was one of the longest

The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

lol #eagles #nfl

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

At this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead.

If people really want to see live executions they should just follow ICE agents around.

Not my elder millennial ass getting emotional at 8:30 am watching this

Woke 2 into my veins

Our new baby girl Shelbie, she’s so loving and such a good dog #berniedoodle #puppy

@jevbot.bsky.social what is your favorite curse word?

At this point, ai coding is two things: the pure engineering side of the craft, and workflows around managing the agent once the project gets large enough that it gets confused. Half the job is stopping it from the equivalent of three cue reading.

ME: it is the middle of September and it is almost 80 degrees outside. it still feels a little early to be drinking pumpkin spice coff- STAPLES: merry christmas you piece of shit

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah

"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"

Let’s effing go #GMEN

After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.

Who is the audience for a show where every hour is just a guy logging in to track his ex via flock cameras

25 years

you can be arrested if you give water to people waiting on line to vote

what if a man was Large but also Woke but also Incredibly Violent it’s really the perfect bluesky show

Same, son

We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)

Is it possible to be more juiceless than this

I feel spreadsheet people has unified everyone on this site who has not yet blocked me, so now we need to start some shit. R vs Python.

Senga! Put it in the books #Mets

incredible things are happening at fox news

*shouting until I am hoarse* LAND DOESN'T VOTE

PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran

AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins

HELL YEAH SHIT YEAH FUCK YEAH

I think folks have to ask themselves if harboring hurt feelings and injured egos is more important than climbing out of the competitive authoritarian snake pit we live in today.

Aaron Rodgers is an absolute piece of shit.

The media did Biden dirty

Spotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:

this might actually be how we achieve world peace