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I don’t know how people could say that programming and art are completely different disciplines when both workflows involve going ‘This will never work, I’m a failure’, changing one thing, then thinking you might be the smartest person alive

what did he know ..... 4️⃣

RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

Strong enough to be gentle

Don’t worry things will get stupider

when elon says that stupid mobile game he plays is better than chess he's a fucking idiot but when i say slay the spire 2 is better than a rembrandt or a degas i'm on to something

It’s ok if your parents who mostly stay home, read books and watch movies keep their passwords in a little notebook in a desk drawer or something. Manage risk in a way that’s relevant to the person’s actual lifestyle and needs.

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

Me exactly 2 days into starting a cut

"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.

it is not actually anyone's unalienable human right to drive as fast and as dangerously as you want at all times, idk who told them that. and i don't care about the "flow of traffic" either

woke: national hot dog day bespoke:

everyone is going to have to get a lot more offline

I've seen enough, welcome back Butt Fumble (national-scale humiliation edition)

Our statement on the UK gov't's demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the UK be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification & content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/20...

“Jeff thinks the beans need to take turns lmao” is a load-bearing tweet. I’m not saying it needs to be taught in schools, but I wouldn’t exactly oppose it

the crab rangoon fanbase is dying reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!

I’m bored of the “is bluesky an echo chamber” debate, we need a more exciting one: is bluesky an evil haunted carnival?

I do not write “thoughtful, experienced architecture”. I write triple nested for loops, and if I run out of memory, I buy more RAM.

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

we used to play computer

*checks inventory*

ranch for poorly drawn horses

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

God it just can’t stay this bleak forever right. Like we’re gonna do solar and the seas won’t cover the coasts and we’ll stop betting on societal collapse and remember that we’re here to be kind to each other right.

chat who do you think Nick Offerman is playing in the Elden Ring movie. if this is how you're finding out about both of those things congratulations on hearing your first funny thing of the day

This is Jomvet. She is the rootinest tootinest cowboy around with a two-ounce hat on her head and a yeehaw in her heart. 12/10 (IG: mha.mahamek)

areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

i can't believe a representative of the Vatican openly pondering whether someone should be burnt at the stake in 2026 and my answer is, "Yes absolutely, do it slow." legrandcontinent.eu/fr/2026/03/1...

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

spent a lot of the weekend reading stuff and i’m no expert but it sure feels like this week is poised to give off march 2020 vibes

everyone is now guided by a simple three word principle: "not me though." not me though

i predict this site will be 20-30% less insane this time next week due to the release of the poketopia game and slay the spire 2. just gotta ride it out a few more days