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Don’t do that against Courtois

From Piers Morgan and Bin Laden to these two!!! Going up in the world!!!!!

Whoever designed these new Donkey Kong villains deserves a raise!

Arteta: "We’ve lost four defenders in the defensive line in one week. Riccardo Calafiori, Ben White, Gabriel and Jurrien Timber. The good thing is that it’s been like this all season!" #AFC

The artist of a generation.

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

Here’s my back of the ciggy pack analysis. Coaching gives you your floor. Arsenal’s floor is very high because of the coach (which is why we’ll finish 2nd with ridiculous injuries). Talent gives you your ceiling. We need more attacking talent.

Partey costs us so many goals, I’ve no idea why Arteta is so tolerant of it.

Arsenal season ticket price rise should also be read with full context that there has been a stealth rise because most of the cup credits were removed and ST holders have to pay for the majority of cup games separately. In real terms, it's an enormous hike in three years.

Cold light of day, Liverpool absolutely deserve another title for what they have done over the last 7-8 years, especially as they have almost certainly had titles taken from them due to *redacted* I remain confident Arsenal will do it under Arteta.

Tyshawn Jones, who appeared in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2, says he's in a new remaster for the iconic skateboarding series. Via The Breakfast Club: bit.ly/432iG9x

The thing with Gary Neville that has been abundantly clear for a long time is that he’s a busy guy and he just doesn’t watch football anymore. The only games he watches are the ones he works on, which is why he transitioned to lazy, narrative based analysis. He should hire a researcher.

If I hear the word live service i instantly lose all interest in your game.

Nwaneri came on the 84th minute. He had more touches than Haaland.

💉💉💉💉

We’ve lost a lot (personnel wise) this season but MLS and Nwaneri have made this squad bigger and better.

Oh my god it’s happened again

DOOM: The Dark Ages launches on May 15 youtu.be/FGFuaVUI6_E

I went to bed reliving the NG4 trailer (obsessed) and I think you’ll play as both Ryu and the emo ninja. I think Ryu will play like old school NG and Emo more like a platinum/metal gear revengance game… I can live with that IF I can replay levels as my preferred character (Ryu)

Ninja Gaiden 4, Ninja Gaiden 2 black, Doom the dark ages @Xbox gets an A f’ing plus plus for those 3 alone #Xbox #DeveloperDirect

Ninja Gaiden 4 was revealed at Microsoft’s Xbox #DeveloperDirect 2025. bit.ly/40wIcki

Not just Ninja gaiden 4 (which I’m excited but also nervous about- emo ninja??! 😬) but but ninja gaiden 2 black!!!! Holy hell 2 was one of my favourite games!!!!! Hyped!!!!!!

I called it!!! Ninja Gaiden!!!!!!!!!!!

This is top of my most wanted list alongside Yotei, Doom and Fable. The only thing that could top the list is if KT announced another Ninja Gaiden (3D) Game at the Xbox developer direct youtu.be/byaeiTQ804E?...

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I have shittier takes about the Switch 2 on Bluesky than I have Twitter. Bluesky has truly made it!!!!

If they do this so convincingly with such well known movies like this. It's utterly scary thinking about the smaller things that people probably don't double check, and just how much fake info and misinfo taken as facts because of this AI crap circulating now. 🙃

Can we get our guillotine ls out now?

friendly reminder we're getting a new Fatal Fury, Metroid Prime, and Doom this year. 👏

Wolves and bears began to cull the week sick and old. making room for more, healthier elk. Which is what we have in Yellowstone these days Outside Yellowstone the situation is much different. Hunters prevent the system from balancing & chronic wasting disease is rampant www.avma.org/news/chronic...

Fucksake government. You can’t issue a consultation document that insists that “two pillars of the UK economy” are the “AI sector and the creative sector.” Because if you are allowing one to do its job, profitably, the way it wants, then the other one ceases to exist. And vice versa.

Today, the UK government announced a proposal to change copyright law - for the benefit of AI companies - that would cause huge, irreversible harm to creators. More info below, but most importantly here's what you can do (wherever you live): 1. Email your MP. Template letter in 🧵 👇 1/10

now that’s a deal

Are we really surprised that the generation that grew watching the X-files turned into full blown conspiracy nuts?

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

I think the first half today looked the most like “Arsenal” we have seen this season. The ball flowing was good, the sustained pressure, the control were all there in ways they haven’t been. I do think a big part of that was Jorginho.

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Hundreds of ZeniMax staff have walked out on strike today, in protest against Microsoft outsourcing QA work, undercutting its own internal unionised workers, and remote work policies. (Read more: Eurogamer)

buying twitter for 44 billion is a bad deal, but buying the US government for 44 billion is actually an amazing deal

Yes! 😈 I hope this Soul Reaver remaster will be more polished than the Tomb Raider trilogy 🤞 ➡️ Trailer, screenshots and info here: www.resetera.com/threads/lega... #SoulReaver #LegacyOfKain #SoulReaverRemastered #RetroGaming

Had #Grenfell Tower been a luxury apartment block housing wealthy people, I'm pretty sure that the prosecution and conviction of those who enabled the disaster would have happened by now.

I used to work in video games. GTA1 through GTAV. We wouldn’t have been able to develop that franchise if we’d launched in today’s climate. Like, where do these giant business brains think billion dollar franchises come from?