Are you brave enough to face...DOCTOR HONK'S CHAMBER OF HORRORS?

I've been trying to get into new music again, so I'm starting a thread of that sort of thing. Gonna try to update it semiregularly. Starting off: Aephanemer and their album Utopie. Really good symphonic melodeath. Kinda neoclassical? Recommended by Angry Metal Guy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDak...

I do the "I'm da king of da highway" thing but for driving slowly. The king isn't in a hurry

Had an very American-feeling moment in Helsinki, oddly nostalgic

You have to really, really, really fucking suck for your 8th grade teacher to come out and shame you like this. Damn.

it’s too late I’ve already depicted you as the livid roadside vendor and myself as the unbothered and serene calcutta street cat

My brother just texted a photo of him and his girlfriend at her birthday dinner to our family group chat, and I’m the only one who knows what this dudes shirt in the background is

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

exchange between a right wing Brazilian congressman and a left wing congressman is pretty brutal for the former

I once had the idea to make a small collection of profane memes in Esperanto to distribute onto the Internet with the purpose of being completely incomprehensible to basically everyone except me and a few people who would not get the joke. There was this and "PERDONU, PUTO, KIE ESTAS LA BANĈAMBRO"

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

HAHAHA ARE WE REALLY ABOUT TO DEFEAT FASCISM WITH THE POWER OF "FUCK YOU, I VOTED" IN SERBIA AND BRAZIL IN ONE DAY?

Oh so a country *can* choose not to make the same mistake twice

Nathan Fielder's success is proof we lost a lot when Comedy Central stopped being the top talent scout in the '10s. Since then Netflix has gotten us Hannah Gadsby and Nate Bargatze.

It wasn't this but ...

Pretty dangerous to have a former US President just up and confirming that foreign dictators don’t have to follow Cheesecake Factory’s carefully established branding guidelines.

Because eMudhra is in the news, I am sharing a screenie of a footer of an email I once received from them in reply to my query about my PAN card (a government-issue tax identity and card).

Uhhh, so in like, summer 2022 I went to a Chinese restaurant in Chicago and me and all of my friends got fortune cookies that had ads for FTX in them. This was like... 4 months before FTX collapsed?

Who could have possibly known that "we're okay with pedophiles" wasn't a winning campaign strategy? It had worked for the GOP for so long.

The reason why most of us remember things getting better is because we are all older than 20.

The infant death rate of Sweden in the 1920s is today only approached in the congo

Most governments in the Great Lakes Caliphate are bourgeois and goated

Gonna call having a colostomy bag "cuck shitting" just to see if the immediate wave of scorn makes me feel something.

Visiting Elizabeth Holmes in prison to ask what her Aella number is

Are you having a pleasant morning? Enjoying your cup of coffee? Well, I'm here to tell you that you're DOOMED and a BAD PERSON. The only way to save your life and soul is to give me money. Link to my patreon, where I sell graphic illustrations of goats. Thread 1/4,963,909

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

If RAGBRAI was brave, they'd use that line as an ad, following it with aerial footage of 30,000 people biking from literally any summer in the past half century. It's one of the largest economic events in the state. It is the largest by a wide margin in most of the communities it passes through.

Critical support for Cyborg and nobody else.

3. I have been both applauded by and yelled by a member of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.