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Hey new followers! My name's A.J. and I'm an actor/playwright/ co-host of @worstpossible.world where my buddies @bosh.worstpossible.world and @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world and I talk about media and then I create interstitials that are deeply silly and sometimes sad. Mostly sad. Sometimes both???

Promotional emails certainly know how to keep a guy humble.

*wind noises intensify*

Everybody get up. It's time.

That's Me by Louie Zong

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

In which A.J. reads an excerpt from the novel he wrote in 4th grade where it is revealed that he knew next to nothing about geography and even less about how time works.

all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art

BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar

TWOAPW #260: CHILDREN OF THE CONNIE (feat. @nocartridge.bsky.social) In 2001, Odyssey was writing stories about cults and espionage as James Dobson was urging his followers not to donate to 9/11 victims. In 2026, odyssey leaves the airwaves with an episode about burning down your local book shop

This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.

"why would I deceive you?"

Brian really knocked it out of the park with the edit on this one and I gave Josh a reason to whip out his uncanny David Hayter impression in service of an interstitial that has fans raving: "that's not at all what happens in Metal Gear Solid" and "somebody should make A.J. play Metal Gear Solid."

FLORENCE!!!!!!

Got a real humdinger this week and an interstitial that I am determined to make as silly as humanly possible.

Hard to express just how much Spring Awakening altered my brain chemistry when I was a teenager. Nobody could channel the mania and depression of angst quite like Sheik. His tunes felt like an exposed nerve: raw, vulnerable, and deeply, deeply felt. What a loss. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days

TWOAPW #257: BANGERS OF MASH 3: UIJEONGBU DRIFT. Frank Burns leaves. Gary Burghoff leaves. But Ken Levine (no relation) and David Isaacs still have a show to write, and to keep it going, it has to change. What does it change into? Just listen and find out

(me playing Ocarina of Time in 1998) “This is good, but it would be perfect if they could make Link look moist”

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

We got @hollisbeck.com back on the show to voice the interstitial for this one and she absolutely knocked it out of the park. Go give it a listen to hear her incredible performance and also to hear us melt our brains contemplating the logistics of theatrical bike races.

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South of Midnight is 35% off for the first time on PS5, until tomorrow! We’re indie again, and every purchase directly supports Compulsion and our next project.❤️

Me filling my car in GTAVI and I turn to an npc and say, via voice chat AI transcription, “what are those clowns in Liberty City Congress doing, 5.87 a gallon?” The npc turns to me and says “have you used your DraftKings Presents Maximum Fun Tokens yet? I hear the casino downtown takes them.”

Simply impossible this movie could be complicated enough that “the mean green man is doctor doom” would not do the trick

This is about Heart of Duckness by @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social reads the EXTREMELY paranoid words of JD Vance. If you like this, listen to our full episode on JD Vance's "Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith." Book sucks! Episode doesn't.

I do not care for our millennial VP. Not one little bit.

Justin Dustin Vance has some explaining to do.

WE ARE GOING LIVE IN A HALF HOUR. Watch Brian, Josh, and (eventually) A.J. as we suffer our way through the Xbox exclusive Shrek games. Catch us starting at 6pm ET, only at twitch.tv/twoapw!

Union lads are we!!!

I get BIG MAD in this one.

The kids are alright.

truly thank you to everyone who has listened to one episode, let alone 200 (or i guess like 360 something if you include the bonus episodes), of this very very stupid show. it brings me great joy

I enjoyed the show about the sad rabbit.

Cannot stress enough how much this translation unlocked the Odyssey for me. Deeply personal, epic while retaining all the things that make the original story so delightfully weird, the way she allows Odysseus to be both a deeply sympathetic figure and an irredeemable asshole. Go give it a read!

Listening to @worstpossible.world’s undertale episode is filling me with determination