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Milk so aged it could itself be a weapon. '94 President Clinton praises Ukraine’s courageous decision to surrender its nuclear arsenal, pledging full US support for its independence, sovereignty and territorial integrity. He also considers it unlikely that russia would ever attempt to seize Crimea.

This years Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards have been announced. As joyful as ever www.nikon.co.uk/en_GB/learn-... Loads more at the link

Chuffin ‘eck. The daft ‘apeth got int me cage like.

My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning.

@manmademoon.bsky.social May interest you sir. Homemade movie props.

The most disappointing video you’ll see today.

Alice Russell , one of UK's finest vocalists & songwriters is joining us at the @amostrust.bsky.social fundraiser on Nov 8 @unionchapeluk.bsky.social ☮️ 🕊️ 🙏 This is her classic performance of ' Crazy ' recorded at @unionchapeluk.bsky.social Tickets 👉 ❤️🎫 www.gigantic.com/tanita-tikar... Love ❤️

Most TV is just this now.

The models for ‘American Gothic’ pose in front of the iconic painting, 1942.

No Big Deal

How long are your fingers? #iphoneduo #apple #iphone

Nothing's going to shift that skidmark

Imagine getting a council house built next to the countries parliament building just so you can have a disco

Two months ago, tomorrow: Congratulations to all. Let the oil flow.

theres nothing we can do. we can nuke them, or we can invade. that's it. neither is doable. we cant safely lob munitions at them anymore because were running out of that. i think pretty soon if we even want to bomb them we're going to have to fly planes over them and we don't have the guts for that

Your bad art is better than AI slop.

@maxrushden.bsky.social @phlaimeaux.bsky.social Update on Phil Ellis and moomins. And a promo. On rich fulcher podcast… youtu.be/R7b6hk76vIk?...

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

Trump the Peacemaker. JonathanPie.com youtu.be/ndkFtUKLNZY?...

But that is exactly how the suffragettes operated. With a nationwide organisation of sleeper cells of arsonists and bombers. I’m gratefully people have reached out and referenced my work today. I remain (I believe) the only academic expert on the terrorism of the suffragettes. Links below:

Signed it yet?

The ignorance is staggering. This country is at war and is currently holding a global sporting event. It makes the awkwardness of the ‘36 olympics look convivial.

ok water calm down

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

Yesterday I witnessed something extraordinary: the author Sarah Wynn-Williams sitting silent on a stage at @hayfestival.bsky.social. And she got a standing ovation. I hope the attempt to censor her backfires magnificently. I have just ordered her book. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

It's all kicking off in Canterbury.

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Has he won yet?

Every guy in a videogame:

Quick reminder for the many people who still don't understand this concept: If you pull this bullshit at bag claim — standing DIRECTLY in front of the belt, with your giant luggage cart, no less — everybody in the airport hates you. Stand 6' back until your bag is 6' from you. Thank you. 🛄

RAPIDAN puts the odds of an Iran deal at 10%.

Guns don't kill people, insufficient ballrooms kill people.

This is how we used to get humanitarian aid to Sudan versus how we have to do it now because Trump wanted to have a little war iandunt.substack.com/p/trumps-war...

@twz.com get in the bin. Giving any truck to a trump battleship. Jesus Christ. Really.

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

That’s professionalism right there also. The smile of. We’ve huffed each others farts more than our partners for ten days straight

@maxrushden.bsky.social loved the supermarket sweep as an expat living here a bit longer than yourself I particularly enjoyed the mispronunciations of the place names, Tamar, Illawarra etc. I still steadfastly refuse to use the local pronunciations as a joke now. My fave being Launceston

Don’t forget! The doomsday clocks go forward tonight.

"sick country with demented leader" - every statement is a projection

That feeling you get when you’re bored of playing in the sand pit. You haven’t realised the concept of selfishness so you suggest to your friend that you can play with my digger for a bit because you can’t be bothered to bring it home

Jesus. Nobody 2. Is the epitome of America. Durchfall.