Timothy Simons

Clockwork has extended the theatrical window for Ken Russell’s ‘The Devils’ another week, due to popular demand. First the Wicker 4DX screenings, now this? The movie sickos stay winning.

Free speech absolutists will NOT be happy about this.

Is it bad if major defense contractors have their own foreign policies?

You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?

Apply this to describing billionaires and tech bros as well.

Get ‘em all in there. Musk, Bannon, Portnoy, Clavicular, Goldfinger, Thanos, Grand Mof Tarkin, Jafar from Aladdin, Andrew Tate’s brother, the bat that started Covid. They can all run Paramount. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...

I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.

LegoLand tiny town has the 9/11 memorial which means in the Lego world 9/11 happened

In an exclusive chat with CNN's Elizabeth Wagmeister, a stapler responded to questions about whether or not it would win the Heisman Trophy.

Nathan Fielder documentary are the three scariest words you can string together. I might be one of the dumber people on the earth but I’m nowhere near dumb enough to invite him into my home just before I go to prison.

Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating

Jalen put up 60 here against a giant nightmare puppet of himself

if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

An all-encompassing piss pants display of the highest order

Bryson wanting to call Trump from The Open. Argentina with more punches thrown than shots. Trump trying to sneak into the lifting of the cup. This might be an all time bitch loser shit weekend. Hall of Fame first ballot type stuff.

Random wife-beaters get to hand out death sentences on the streets now

pausing a guy's podcast because it's time to get out of the truck and cuff him

I’ll be in NYC for this 10th anniversary screening of CHRISTINE on July 28th if that is something that is of interest to you.

Truly and deeply fuck these ICE terrorist chuds. Maine doesn't need or fucking want you. Nobody needs or fucking wants you. GTFO.

If Jared Kushner paid €110m to buy an island in Albania that has no fresh water from a guy who did not own it, it would help explain why his negotiations with Iran on behalf of the US have not been entirely successful

i see no reason to think that openAI would steal information

Nobody ruins a vibe better than Trump

fuck (and i cannot stress this enough) this shit

This might be the most blatant example in existence of "rich guy who created a problem attempting to place the blame for that problem on immigrants"

Shout out to all the trans kids out there for being braver in the face of hatred than any of these right wing cunts could ever be. Those mothrrfuckers won’t even ride the subway. Fuckin white sheet ass pussies.

… so far!

It's not often that a living man gets such a vivid preview of how he will be mourned.

Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

I am so sick of Big Tech bullshit. if you want to move fast and break things, start with your own bones

Spencer Pratt’s trailer has unfortunately rolled down a big hill into a giant novelty toilet

L very loudly OL

When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.

every day i learn about some new asshole on here

In an unusual flight path, jet flies into World Trade Center.

spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FABULOUS STAINS, Sam Elliott in LIFEGUARD and WELCOME TO FUN CITY are praised during the latest meeting of the "Physical Media High Council"!

Hey! I need some help with stories from film sets about good ideas coming from anywhere. Like, the grip that pitched a joke, the office assistant that solved a production problem, the writer who figured out a location problem. That sort of thing. Anybody have ideas?

Please stop saying mean things to us and let us kill american citizens and ignore due process and funnel money to ourselves and our friends in peace.