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This headline structure is literally the joke format we use to make fun of people like this

Oh shit he's pissed off the Jesuits

12 year old Blake Mackenzie won the youth division of the Australian Poetry Slam with this banger about ChatGPT

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

My most Mom Thought is when I hear Panic!At the Disco I think, "aww that Brendan is so talented!" Because he was Charlie in Kinky Boots and I was impressed that he was really good and could dance on treadmills. I would pinch his cheeks if I could. Pat his little head.

WE DID IT. I CANT FUCKING BELIEVED WE DEFEATED USA WE DEFEATED A COUP WE DEFEATED META WE DEFEATED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO SILENCE BRAZILIA PEOPLE LULA WON GUYS. THE PEOPLE WON.

While I'm here, a small reminder that I have a new novella at Clarkesworld this month, one I'm very proud of. clarkesworldmagazine.com/bear_10_26/

As I've said before, it's only once I became a professor that I realized the entmoot, a meeting that goes on for three days and three nights, was a professor's joke about faculty meetings.

Sat for Wicker, the lady centric sexy basket movie. Tell me why every preview is some shitty dude centric bullshit?? A Jim Caveziel fantasy. Fucking ROCKY??? Some car racing thing. Like the literal opposite vibe. I'm irritated, #Cinemark

Dress for the job you want!

13. We deserve to know what they are with sustained coverage in granular detail, but there is nary a peep from the press corps. The AP is willing to repeat word-for-word that Melania Trump negotiated "a localized ceasefire," but not report why Donald Trump is bleating like a sheep.

1. I am very tired of being asked to be stupid. I know that is not the most important thing right now. There are many more serious consequences to electing a criminal president who is burning up the economy.

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Democrats and progressives, it is important to DEMAND that they do not receive clemency and are prosecuted for their crimes.

May the happy bats bring you much joy this weekend. Oh and for those who’ve not seen it, there’s a post below with many more of our flying friends. 🦇 👇

I want to write a song called Everything Is More Difficult Because You Were An Asshole.

Checks out. IDK why people like Danny McBride he's obviously a chud, Righteous Gemstones notwithstanding.

This is 1,000 times more cringe than anything that's come before. That man has to live the rest of his life knowing he humiliated himself for a sundowning grifter. Everything is so stupid.

Finally my art degree comes in handy. Catalogues - Thursday, October 22, 2026 2 guesses 1️⃣ 😻 🟢 🟢 ⚪ 🟢 ⚪ 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-games-dept/catalogues/2026/10/22

Wow. This is a fantastic ad.

Loving Crystal Lake. The brother and sister are the best characters, hands down. Every time the self help dude talks I automatically say "This fucking guy"

Look, if your business loses 80 billion dollars in just 6 months, I might suggest that’s not really a business… futurism.com/future-socie...

A sad but perfect metaphor for the Trump Administration. wapo.st/3WF2YQo

Hungry Like The Wolf In My Pants.

Fiasco am... hamsome and mysterious... like movy star in old times

Her whole thing belies the idea that businessmen and the investor class are special, with some kind of extra knowledge. Successful people often come from successful families, and are just extremely lucky. They're just as easily conned as anyone else. I mean basic due diligence would have worked!

Pitiful men risk it all for a big-eyed young woman who makes them feel needed, news at 11. Was everyone born last week?? What in the world.

Finally we're fighting back! This ad goes so fucking hard youtu.be/Gt_IZoM9KuQ?...

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

The happiest of book birthdays to The Slantwise Histories: Collected Stories by @alixeharrow.bsky.social, a dazzling collection of short fiction!

Taxes go for things, friends.

Barack Obama just delivered a blistering rebuke of Trump's actions against Ilhan Omar. This is worth reading in full.

[Two Opticians getting married] Priest: For better or worse? Better or worse? Better or worse?

❗❗❗Mark Zuckerberg's meta just suspended the No Kings Instagram account. I just rushed back from my local No Kings to jump on this. Bottom line, would be helpful for all pro-No Kings folks to elevate the issue and help us get the word out about No Kings today. The Nerd Reich strikes again.

They think accessible means make it easy/frictionless. Making noise together is plenty accessible. It just takes talent and effort to make that noise sound like music — and that’s what they take issue with. Which I know y’all know. I’m just annoyed. By everything.

I’ve been waking up early and getting a head start on the day and let me tell you, it stinks. More day? No thanks.

Heard from the upstairs neighbors: "NO!" *cat feet scrambling, running top speed noises* "Ah, fuck" #catlife

GIFT LINK: “It’s like putting the Joker in charge of the Manhattan Project,” Gibney said. wapo.st/4hTkWak

Golly. A Christo-grifter! Imagine that!

Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...

Our #Murderbot graphic novel Kickstarter is doing rather well! Loads of different levels to back! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cos...