Tulane Blacktop

This isn’t my first rodeo. It’s my second rodeo, but I’m just now realizing that two rodeos are still not enough to be good at rodeo.

California voters: Don’t fall for billionaires’ tricks. Vote YES on Prop 40. Vote NO on Props 41 and 42. Let me explain.

Laid-Off Uber Programmer Reduced To Driving For Uber

Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne

Fuck! Too late!

Most TV is just this now.

With two home games this weekend, it's a good time to collect your 2026/27 members’ badge from the merch stall. Or add the badge to any online order and we’ll send it for free. If you only want the badge, just pay the postage for that. Members only! www.claptoncfc.co.uk/membership/

Clapton Community Football Club prepare to mark Cable Street anniversary - Article from North East Londoner. www.nelondoner.co.uk/sport/280920...

I love Henry... You should too... He's a treasure 😊

🚨I got to interview Danny Tommo for The New Yorker. "I try to explain the Redcrosse Knight, a man of flawed virtue who must endure spiritual collapse before defeating his dragon. 'He sounds decent. But in my one, the dragon is the RNLI, yeah?'" www.thenewworld.co.uk/henry-morris...

@claptoncfc.co.uk ‘You are the Ref’ gif this week…

Bloody hell 😂

@richardosman1.bsky.social ! What fresh fake news divisive hate speech hell is this? Lenny is a Baggie...not a supporter of the Vile. I know it's confusing in a place where Chelsea play in Fulham and Fulham play in Hammersmith but...

Hey Birmingham pals, I’m popping to Kings Heath next Wednesday if you fancy a chat. 2 til 4pm. I’ll read you a poem or two if you fancy it as well. We can have tea . #birmingham #poetry #conversation #bookshop

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Today’s offering is an attempt to write a poem in real time while on a train journey.

👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣

Just heard this announcement at a station: “Staff announcement - answer the radio!” You could hear the irritation in his voice.

Kids today are too coddled. Back in my day this would have said: “Take me to your dealer.”

From 2019, don't think I ever posted this one

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You're so Venn. You probably think this diagram is about you

A woman was rude to me on the train today, so I Googled the book she was reading and told her who the murderer was.

Kazimierz Deyna remembered, 37 years on chrislepkowski.substack.com/p/kazimierz-...

Watching Deutche Welle news in Poland. If only we had a news network like this in the UK.

That's CREDIBLE THREAT (with a silent "my arse"), an anagram of *third-rate celeb

I wonder if there is a correlation between antisemitic hate crime and Zionists indefensible insistence that their actions in Gaza are inextricably linked to Jewish faith? Perhaps even related to a leader of Israel rather than a multicultural city half a world away?

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

They need to emphasise that #ClimateChange is causing the unprecedented number of heatwaves. For those at the back, still in denial saying it’s just weather. You might think it’s a given but Restore and ReformUK are yet to acknowledge reality, which means their supporters are ignorant too. #r4today

The not-for-profit Newham Bookshop on Barking Road could be forced to close after 48 years due to a 32 per cent rent increase, with £20,000 due immediately, please do sign this petition. www.change.org/p/stop-a-32-...

‘A delivery was attempted today.’ From the new Private Eye, out now.

hi, we released an extended excerpt from The Darkest Hour standup special, just of the central whiteboard bit explaining american politics. If someone in your life needs help understanding these distinctions and has a 20-minute attention span but not one hour, this is for them.

Watch @natogreen comedy special!! It is so insanely good!! Free on YouTube! youtu.be/_er-hJ8nZh0?...

my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop

This is nice from the train guys. I would perhaps also make an addition to the London Victoria service. @claptoncfc.co.uk

📣 Absolutely gutted for the Great Vegan Gathering who, weeks away from the event, have lost their venue & had to cancel- owing to the actions of UK Lawyers For Israel We stand in solidarity with the GVG & against oppression 🌱💚🍉