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I'll be stepping away from square dance calling for a bit so I'll need you to hoedown the fort.

Of all the things I miss, my sanity is not one of them

Gojira He's our man If he can't do it No one can

The robot attacks are officially on my bingo card. ✅️

Today is the day I force-feed my meds to that one co-worker.

Against all odds, I’m beginning to show signs of life.

One of music’s greatest ironies is that Brian Wilson lacked surf-awareness.

Old Pumpkin Spice Aftershave

So rude, you reach under the bathroom stall to help tie a shoe and don’t even get a thank you

This could be us but you playin…

Only 2 more sessions and my therapist will give me my sharp objects back

Argue with me at your own risk. I have cutting comebacks a week later when I’m in the shower

I would repeat myself if I remembered what I said

My son asked me if Harrison Ford was a president or the guy who made cars so I threw my light saber at him

Is your name pogo because I wanna jump on that stick

Can you feel me when my skeet is on top of yours

I’m not good at the sleeping in thing

I’m a pathological liar. That’s not true

Saturday night show in Vancouver 👀 Just take my money now 🤘 loudwire.com/iron-maiden-...

I have thought of all of you, sexuallly. Sorry.