Nes Lessman

I’m prepared to like whatever dumb thing you say

Patching the empty space inside me with donut holes.

the woods are calling me again

Seeing adult twins is weird. Like this isn’t cute anymore

The moon out here dressed like she's not going home alone tonight

Sometimes I worry that laying down in my free time isn’t a hobby

When the going gets tough, stop, drop, and roll

I don’t know any of you and you are my closest friends, so you see my dilemma

*seductively cleaning out the fridge*

Escape room but it's just me and a block of cheese.

I just want a green house and a library, with maps.

I don’t feel well, but mostly because I’ve completely ruined my life.

Of all the senses, adventure is my favorite

And for my next trick *spontaneously combusts*

scars? I'd rather compare suspicious looking moles.

And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for! *passes out*

My cat yells at me every time I sneeze and I always apologize to him

I’m old enough not to remember things.

For Halloween I'm dressing up as a cutie patootie with a side of anxiety and just a dash of depression

I need whatever it is that gives cats energy when they get the zoomies

She invited me in, now I invade her dreams.

Disappearing under mysterious circumstances sounds nice

We all want someone who can find us on the other side of everything else

Let's listen to music and pretend nothing else exists

I’ll meet you in my dreams and you know what to do

*blows you a kiss with my middle finger

wait'll the sunday scaries get a load of me

what if i said i had a crush on one or all of you

It’s not a delete. It’s quality control.

I wasn’t ignoring you. I was zoning out and you interrupted me.

it's called the grapevine maybe you've heard through it

bonking myself on the head with a mallet just to feel something