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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

To be fair to Ramaswamy, platforming sexual abuse enablers is basically a core issue for the Republican base.

The New York Times sinks to new lows trying to both-sides that Ramaswamy ad featuring Amy Acton's abusive mother

Eagles doing so badly I'm seriously considering getting into basketball

It does seem like Trump's cabinet members can get away with just about anything, so long as they are a man

Sorry, was there no room in the budget for the Eagles to spring for some compression socks?

My nfl team is just like me (injured) #gbdh

One more injury and I'm going to have to play for the Eagles

I just watched the second Ken Paxton ad this game. I live in Philadelphia. What is the logic here?

Should Republicans distance themselves from their top donor, who is fighting a ban on AI-generated nude images in court

If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn’t matter if it’s awful Doesn’t matter if it’s nice If it confirms your bias, check it twice! ::clap clap::

God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins

NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”

The whole speech is good, but this part in particular is particularly relevant now. www.trumanlibrary.gov/library/publ...

Fuck John Roberts and his sycophantic corrupt court.

11/ Even Navatek’s executives were surprised at how far their money went in D.C. “It was eye-opening for me, frankly. ‘Oh my God, all of it is for sale. It’s all for sale,’” former executive Eric Schiff said.

*smashes bottle against table* STOP STEALING OUR GOOGLY EYES AND USING THEM TO PRETEND YOU MADE GOD

NFL Leadership: oh no, tv viewership is declining, however could this have happened? Also NFL Leadership: let's scatter the games across five different paid subscription platforms, making them spend a thousand dollars to watch what used to be free

To be clear, I'm not saying that they used Lindsey Graham as a blood sacrifice to bring Mitch McConnell back from the dead. I'm just saying that if they were to have done so, I believe Lindsey Graham offered himself up willingly

I love that the official Philadelphian response to the snowballs at Santa Claus story (demonstrated perfectly here) is 1) What the fuck it was in 1968 why are you still on us about that bullshit? followed immediately by 2) Look, that fucking Santa Claus was garbage and had it coming.

Many people are saying it: Go Birds

Incandescently angry at my senator again

And if I say this is actually art?

Trump's White House boldly answering the question, what if the Klan made shitty mobile ripoff games

Liberals say the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our democracy. They’re wrong— the Supreme Court is hastening the end of our republic.

The thing is that Maxine Waters has been a good elected official and ahead of the curve on many issues but you stay in Congress until you’re 90 and you will leave as a villain

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

gonna honor the Auntie of the World's passing by making my hair big, my top low cut, and going to do some more volunteering

Dolly Parton was all the best things that make humans human and she should have been allowed to live forever

Hey Death, literally could not have been further from the intended target. Bring her back and fix it.

I am once again asking news apps to button up on what counts as "breaking news"

I gotta apologize to the Twilight fans as a reformed Potterhead, if you'd asked me 15 years ago which book's author would be best known now for hating queer people, I would've gone with the Mormon lady with extremely obvious hangups about gender and sex My bad

Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.

i don't like wars and i don't want wars and i specifically did not want this war. but if we are going to have wars we should win them, and if we can't win them we should lose them for reasons that are less fucking stupid than "the enemy declined to acknowledge our declared victory condition"

It's bad enough he's a fascist pedophile rapist, him also having the most atrocious taste possible is just insult to injury.

El-Sayed: "To me Medicare for All is not about what it takes away, it's about what it offers: Guaranteed health insurance from cradle to grave."

If you owe a woman 5 million dollars for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.

We created this guide for anyone who could experience a miscarriage in a state with abortion restrictions. We wrote it in consultation with dozens of doctors, including those who regularly treat patients who are miscarrying 👇

When El-Sayed wins I expect everyone to be very normal about it

Haley Stevens is up 2 points in her home county while El-Sayed is up 36 points in his

I said on tiktok that is was weird and creepy to record strangers without their permission and put them online and someone told me I was saying it was wrong to film ice officers Just unplug it all, we're done

Mitch McConnell soft launching his funeral must be what edging feels like