TWOMARD

TWOMARD

@twomard.bsky.social

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This is the type of shit Hegseth and Trump were bragging about destroying in the early days of the Iran war.

Joe Kassabian@jkass99.bsky.social

My ads are selling me a Chinese hookup for an inflatable missile truck and i have to say for the first time my algorithm 100% gets me.

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Just completely inhuman. Comparing a scenario of getting fucked by a health insurance company to a racist lie made up to justify ICE gangs brutalising people. To do this you have to have lost your humanity at some point.

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"This isn't who we are" has never been a powerful rhetorical weapon it has literally only ever been trotted out to whitewash history

Jordan@jordanpfot.bsky.social

Sorry but no, it is in fact notable that the US is doing something only very extremist regimes do. To willingly abandon “this isn’t who we are” as a response is to throw away a very powerful rhetorical weapon.

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They started texting with a 16-year-old. After two years, they offered to sell him a gun. They consider that "stopping a terrorist attack." And they are calling it heroic. What an absolute embarrassment.

Amy Klobuchar@amyklobuchar.com

I'm grateful for the heroic work of law enforcement that prevented a mass shooting and terrorist attack at the Mall of America. This shows why we continue to need major coordinated investments in anti-terrorism and local law enforcement to stop attacks like these.

Completely insane thing to write, maybe give this whole argument a miss George if you're understanding is this goddamn stupid.

George Monbiot@georgemonbiot.bsky.social

I'm afraid you're just revealing historical ignorance there. It's a very ancient idea. "Oh that the salvation of Israel were come out of Zion! When the Lord bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, and Israel shall be glad." Psalm 14:7

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"biden is sooo mad at netanyahu he's going to stop funding the genocide any day now, probably" is a tactic they tried every couple of weeks while he was in office. there's no rescuing his legacy here sorry

Peter Baker@peterbakernyt.bsky.social

The day that Biden grew so angry at Netanyahu that he nearly cut him off: "He was just completely fed up with everything and I think at that moment he was ready to just say, 'I’m done,'" Brett McGurk recalls as he releases "Brink," his memoir of Gaza war. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...

Kinda funny all this attempted reputation laundering through friendly journalists is actually making the Biden admin look worse. We hated the guy we kept shovelling billions of dollars to! Forgive us and give us jobs in the next Dem admin!

Peter Baker@peterbakernyt.bsky.social

The day that Biden grew so angry at Netanyahu that he nearly cut him off: "He was just completely fed up with everything and I think at that moment he was ready to just say, 'I’m done,'" Brett McGurk recalls as he releases "Brink," his memoir of Gaza war. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...

Not to mention the logical follow up to the insane "they'd just get weapons elsewhere" argument. OK?!? So we should keep shovelling them bombs for the love of genocide? If its gonna happen either way why not our flag on the orphan obliterators being used? Its the only conclusion to that argument!

Travis@someforeignfield.bsky.social

The entire Biden dead ender thesis relies on the concept that bombs and airplanes and bullets and artillery shells are immaterial concepts rather than real material objects. They can't drop bombs they dont have!!! I feel like I'm going insane

This person is talking about politicians and civil society leaders who are incredibly powerful and failing. That is the people they are saying we should be nicer to, just to be clear. No one is doing this to the average punter.

Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.

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A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.

wbur.orgMass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court recordsJoseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...

US military probably incapable of producing a Free Officers Movement. The opportunity to be American Qaddafi is right there, you just need to have the will to become it. I feel like the people sitting in a room at the pentagon listening to Jake and Logan Paul had to at least consider it.

Worlds Biggest Josh Turek Hater@jtenroon.bsky.social

This is frying me

These young conservatives are dressed like every young conservative loser in every country on the planet. Here's 3000 words on why thats actually a pretty big deal.

A.J. Bauer@ajbauer.bsky.social

Find you someone who loves you like the New York Times loves the sartorial preferences of right-wingers.

Fuck yeah run these dogs out of town. Time to start learning from not punishing Bush era war criminals.

Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social

BREAKING: Human rights and anti-war organizations are launching a campaign to demand the top Biden officials who promoted or lied about the Gaza genocide be boxed out from future Democratic administrations and other liberal spaces. Rashida Tlaib & Chris Rabb signed on. More expected to join.

Pretty neat summary for the brain geniuses out there talling about how you need to run a campaign in a conservative area.

👁️🍄🪸@bloomfilters.plus

stages of demographic dismissal: 1. minority votes in massive %s for your party 2. rival party attacks them directly to break this 3. party concedes to rival party to try and get rival party supporters 4. minority % support lowers 5. party labels the minority extremists or a cult to blame minority

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Replying to @jesseraub.online

PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,

True statement by that cleric at the time and literally everything the US has done since has only made it more true.

HK@hkesvani.bsky.social

The reason they hate Iran so much is because Iran understands America better than anyone else