uh, clem

When there's no more room in Hell, the bread shall rise.

awoke this morning with a Vision

They never saw it coming.

trying to make new friends as an adult

"Seen as", because it can be hard to pin down what is and isn't corruption. It's like pornography that way. It's also like pornography in that we've seen so much of it we've grown numb and unresponsive.

I feel they are playing fast and loose with the word value here...

"Don't speak ill of the dead": lame, weak of spirit, just suffer the predations of the wicked in silence. "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones": acknowledges that effect is as important as intent, literal actual Shakespeare, go ahead and talk your shit.

The answer to any question asked on reddit is "dump them" and 95% of the time it's the correct answer.

she was all silly, no billy

Some heroes wear capes.

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

VOLITION - In honour of your will, lieutenant-yefreitor. That you kept from falling apart, in the face of sheer terror. Day after day. Second by second. INLAND EMPIRE - DETECTIVE ESPRIT DE CORPS - ARRIVING AUTHORITY - ON THE SCENE

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

Not that anyone needs yet another reason to steer clear of Microsoft, but VSCode now adds Copilot as a co-author of all your commits, regardless if you used Copilot. This was added silently as a default. This is some next level insanity.

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

This also works when keeping your lunch in the break room fridge.

Trying to convince the coding agent it should only write the good code.

Yes, technically, this frozen lasagna has directions to prepare in a microwave. This company however offers no guarantee that you will not have to stand and answer for such an act before God

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

His heart pounded, his hands quacked.

*looks over from calibrating instruments* "You're a perfect sphere, right?"

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

Old enough to remember back when Hacker News wasn't 70% posts about LLMs.

Going to get aboard one of these prediction market betting on everything sights and put the house on a total economic apocalypse just for the irony.

Missed Connections YOU: staring at your phone on the light rail, muttering "motherfucker" under your breath ME: drinking Pepto-Bismol straight from the bottle

THEM: So what kind of music do you like? ME: Oh, y'know, Radiohead... Portishead... Machine Head... *desperately tries to think of a band without the word "head" in it*

Has anyone seen Grimace lately?

pete hegseth firing everyone but his tailor

Shame DOGE cut all funding to the Fringe division.

Compare to the stylings of the Ban Roll-On headquarters.

#Oracle For thousands of Oracle employees across the globe, Tuesday morning began with a single email landing in their inboxes just after 6 a.m. EST. And by the time they finished reading it, their careers at one of the world’s largest technology companies were over. rollingout.com/2026/03/31/o...

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

freak the fuck out and panic sell

"still punk af" I whisper as stay up past 10pm

When I started Karen Hao's Empire of AI I didn't factor in just how many rage breaks I would have to take while reading.

This feels like maybe it was the most pragmatic way to put the pin back in the grenade that was the >600 post Wiki discussion thread as to which three soups were to be included.