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the process of giving over your parking decisions to a computer and then getting your car towed is called automotive surrender

sort of surprised Trump is hiding Bolsonaro because if any immigrant was likely to come for his job…

Yale Law, come get your boy

The president's reaction to Obama's Cheesecake Factory joke, however, is mentioned on the homepage twice

CHOOSE YOUR SYSTEMS WITH CARE. -- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"

all-timer clitpost

1. Not sure when a new, on-the-record rape allegation against a sitting president isn’t considered news — especially considering Trump was found liable by a jury in a similar case — but it was ignored by most mainstream media outlets

it feels truly insane that it’s not

This shit is so pitiful because you know Bessent would never normally enter a chain restaurant

This is the core of perfect political communication: my side is excited and has logos, pathos and ethos to share while my loathsome opponent is too embarrassed to even engage.

turns out thanks to new technologies, less altruism is required to be effective than was once believed

Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.

The mobilization itself was already not something I ever expected to see, but to actually win? Hell, to double the winning margin from the 2022 runoff? Genuinely surreal. Maybe child raping billionaires *don't* have to run the world with a shit-eating grin. Maybe that can stop.

The fact that billionaires can just buy an entire film distribution company that has been running and respected for over a decade to kill a documentary about their billionaire friend and nothing can be done about it is just Fuck man

Yissss

say what you will about vivek but he is really giving a masterclass in how to do campaign seppuku

this could be elon and trump in about six weeks

"... and then she was able to go back to ignoring her daughter's existence for another several months."

this, by the way, is why you should have undying contempt for the people who want you to believe that they "had" to buy a Tesla, because it was just the best car available... not only are these smug jerks morally bankrupt, they're bad at the one thing they care about too (being a savvy consumer)

If it's the sound political strategy you claim to believe it is, what are you worried about, you'll more than make those lost votes up in disgusting centrists, right? Right? But you know deep down it doesn't work like that

watching a sad game of hot potato played by guys who never got picked for a team

"Trump? Never heard of him"

As turnout in Texas nears 3 million votes, Hispanic turnout is now exceeding presidential levels. More Hispanics have voted than did at this point in the 2024 presidential election. What's driving this huge increase? Young voters.

i can see an argument that at some point mass prosecutions of these guys might actually engender a backlash effect. i think you can just start with a peace deal with iran that involves turning over hegseth to them to answer for the children he killed and then going from there. it will have an effect

there's no bottom when the party is funded by a guy with tunnel digging machines

you meet the nicest people not driving a tesla

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

sorry you guys can't meet my roadster. she lives at a canadian racetrack

nearly getting ratioed all over one smol boy

🧵🧵🧵 10 ways the planet’s richest person, Elon Musk, has been busy making the world worse. A thread. 1. Buying crooked politicians like Ken Paxton.

man who never violated the sanctity of the white house has thoughts

it's not about what the agents can do completely on their own, it's about what they can convince humans to do on their behalf

GROCERIES ARE WOKE AFFORDABILITY IS AN ILLUSION POVERTY IS STRENGTH

LIKE TO CHARGE REPOST TO CAST

“I think that’s to protect some other people” about Trump covering up the Epstein Files lmao

Kalshi is the new Saudi Golf Tournament

fundamentally where I'm at on this: their legal arguments are going to fail, and they are going to have to decide if they want to run a military coup based on losing congress in the midterms I don't think they will, in large part because donny still gets to be the president in that scenario

elon is getting maga to install spyware-style apps on their phones

what if I told you... that I'm looking for a man with six fingers on his right hand

IDK man, which sounds better to you, having a private car that can do a flip that costs a ton of money or having an easily accessible public train line that's clean and takes you where you want to go and costs very little to use and you can just chill out on it and it probably won't explode randomly

giving a huge thumbs up to every Tesla driver I can