Vish

Thank you, YouTube ads. In one image Bugs Bunny is horrified to see Betty Rubble using the toilet while peeping through her bathroom window, but in the other he’s clearly into it. In both, Betty obliviously continues reading The Joy of Cooking on the toilet while soiling her dress.

I Wanna See My Friends’ Dicks in My Pants But I don’t think that ruins anything…

Diminish an anime Dog’s Drizzle

Be sure to check your child’s Halloween candy. Last year, we found a copy of Atlas Shrugged in a fun-size Milky Way.

Of all the things that never happened, this is the thing that never happened the most. #16DaysUntilTheBeginningOfTheEND-IfYouVOTE 🗳️ ✅

Y'all should know the play by now. They start off with whatever seems the most socially acceptable kink to cry bloody murder over, then it's just a hop and a skip and a jump to everything suddenly being criminalized. Kink content is important. Even the kinks you don't like. Remember that.

I have discovered Damascus goats.

“Credulous dipshits vow to continue buying snake oil after keys jangled in face”

Networking at furry cons is funny because that wolf senior director at Nvidia will only give you the time of day if you’re willing to roleplay as his dead abusive dad.

This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!

While I appreciate this post, it’s really sad that it’s quoting a virologist from a respected university and not, say, the CDC.

I know most of my friends don’t do this… but I still hear it a lot.

Econ 101

@dwudles.bsky.social would be the perfect negotiator

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

WEREWOLF MONTH WEREWOLF MONTH AROOOOOOO

Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

I don’t fucking care how much LLMs can learn about my preferences or habits; I don’t feel like outsourcing my humanity.

The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.

Books about swords and wolves and guys in bed together.

man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks

Right or wrong aside, if being flea’d at cons ruins your day, you are likely kinda miserable day-to-day because that’s a pathetic level of emotional fortitude. Sometimes a topic is less about if others’ behaviors are just or not but says more about your resilience to external factors.

BREAKING: Dazzler will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

hell is empty and all the devils are here

My median follower appears to be some kind of pervert software dev with ambiguously furry affiliations. And this is how I know this is a life well led

Nine times denser?! Even if a car can take one out, that must do a lot of damage! A coyote that dense surely has the strength to rip off a bumper with its jaws and push through conventional fencing. No wonder they’re thriving.

🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.

You could interlock them like a Cool S ™ design:

If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek

Thinking about Hans Christian Andersen descending on the Dickens household like a vengeful bisexual disaster angel.

Instantly thought of @dwudles.bsky.social

I think of Superman not as a power fantasy, but as a fantasy of the powerful as really good people. I kind of feel that way about Dolly Parton, too.

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

Feat

The silent bees are making crimson honey again. Their hive, which they built in the shape of my face, weeps its sanguine sweetness and the Pale Men come at midnight to lick up the sticky mud below. Recognized one of them. Tim from junior high. He always wanted to be a Pale Man. Super proud of him.

"Why should I major in History?"

Define yourself by more things you love than things you hate or you’ll rot yourself from the inside

Hot take: Republicans will say EXACTLY the same things about centrists that they will about DSA members (i.e. call them commies). The difference is that DSA candidates will actually fight for the things real people WANT and thus will be less vulnerable than do-nothing centrists to bullshit attacks.

Puritan furries are a sad existence because you know that they've never actually been with friends who truly accept them. Your value is judged by your presentation of how far you can uphold arbitrary "morals", and the group competes by seeing who can step on the other better. Isn't that just sad?