von Explaino

von Explaino

@vonexplaino.com

Steampulp omnitologist. Ludicrology a specialty. Coder in PHP, Go, and JS. Puns ala cart. He/ him. Hear me at @CopperheartPod Anti-fascism. Views are my own, not my employer. Brisbane, Q, Australia https://vonexplaino.com/

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broke a man the first time i told him this. He came up to me and said "I just don't like tattoos" and I said "well, I'm not trying to have sex with You" and I saw something permanently rotate inside him

thank u, hexed@lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social

"men don't like short hair" "men don't like tattoos" "you'd be prettier if you lost weight" sir, let's get on the same page: I am not trying to fuck you

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Replying to @cyberstalin.bsky.social

Looking at regret rates is revealing. Regret rates for breast reconstruction: <47% For body contouring: <33.3% For bariatric surgery: 19.5% For tattoos: 16.2% Breast augmentation: <9.1% For having kids: 7% For gender affirming surgery: 1% www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

sciencedirect.comA systematic review of patient regret after surgery- A common phenomenon in many specialties but rare within gender-affirmation surgeryRegret after gender-affirming surgery (GAS) is a complex issue. Comparing regret after GAS to regret after plastic surgery operations and other major …

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And yet! Not a single arrest of an executive for the hacks on our personal and government data. Thou shall not bite the hand that feeds* *Lines our greedy pockets

The LLM of Troy. The Math that launched a thousand Efficiencies. Triggered an invasion of the Trojan Developer filled with hidden costs, that broke free and sacked wherever they were invited. #comedy #llm #ai

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So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

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The last half of this quote wasn't circulating nearly as much yesterday, but it's actually the clincher. God bless this brilliant, gifted, absolutely deranged man.

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Replying to @midnightpals.bsky.social

Edison: oh i see Edison: i guess you'd rather a big oaf with neck bolts huh?!?! Shelley: no Shelley: you assholes always get it wrong Shelley: the monster's supposed to be hot Guillermo del Toro: right, hot Shelley: see? this guy got it right Shelley: got that one thing right Shelley: not much else

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"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.

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In other news, I spent a couple hours learning about the math involved in large language models and I AM SO MAD! IT IS LITERALLY JUST SPICY AUTOFILL IDKY I THOUGHT THE DIP$h!+s IN MY OLD PROGRAMMING CLASSES WOULD BE SMARTER THAN THEY ARE THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST WORSHIPPING A REFLECTION OF HUMANITY

🌈Dr. Frizzle@swilua.bsky.social

made it through this interview and did not even swear 😎

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I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart

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UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 8!!! Why are Queer cartoon characters censored?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation

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Get hyped folks, new AtSaB is nearly here! And if you need your memory refreshed on where the story got to, this recap will get you sorted.

Among the Stars and Bones@amongstarsbones.bsky.social

We are one week away from new episodes of Among the Stars and Bones! Just in case you don't have time to re-listen to the first half of Season 2 before then, we've just released a recap on the podcast feed to refresh your memory. Listen now: pnc.st/s/among-the-...

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I’m appearing at this super cool vampire ball at SF’s Verdi Club, next Friday! It’s an eco-fashion show and benefit for the Amazon Rainforest. Use the code UNWOMAN for a 50% discount, and please share with everyone! Ticket Link: bit.ly/sfvampireball

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i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward