gender neutral draculx 🐬

Long shot, but does anybody know somebody who played NFL 2K1 against Fred Durst back in the 2000 signed Dreamcast competition?

wish i lived here

my daughter wants to go to the beach to practice quadrobics, am i being a terf* for being sceptical? *therian exclusionary radical furry

if its sentient then when it drives into the back of a tractor trailer does it count as a post-birth abortion?

I'd get into falconry

follow me for more paladin levelling guides

live masc with the new crunchbinder supreme

how do i even get the lawnmower full of tannerite into the data center

i went on autopilot and set the note on my barber's venmo as "✊🏼💦" and now i can never go back

the gospels are just proto-isekai The Time I Went to Jerusalem and Got Reincarnated as the Son of Man

Today, and every day, we stand with the Somali community.

The haters have found my thread and are, naturally, sending a ton of hate my way. Bigots gonna bigot.

Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.

eat shit atlanta

TIL that the opening of Onimusha 3 was directed by Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One! Sadly, nearly every upload of it is a stretched, GenAI abomination. So, I ripped and painstakingly upscaled what I consider the greatest video game cinematic ever from its 2007 PC release! Enjoy!

horses dovers in the wastes

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co

We’re just innocent men

"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors

Chargers fall to 0-3 after offense wastes five turnovers in loss to Bills

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

been staining for 6 hours excited to see how it develops

Extra dramatic

i dont think brad pitt has proven himself enough as a kevin costner to be able to do dog movies

My 9 Games #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/b61e2a5...

You come to me on this, the day of my bisexual couch's visibility

Druid named Staffew Mattford

selena playing in the dentist's office hell yeah

¡Saludos mi amigos!

spaceship!

Here's what I actually think these incidents reveal (instead of a rogue AI terminator situation): Much of the infra we expect to be hardened is actually being held together by glue and popsicle sticks.

I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now

bro dont post this right before i go to the mad max larp ☹️ i just bought a new motorcycle for it

Are you Noble Six because that pick was a Reach *gets kicked out of the fantasy football league*

seems bad for democracy but as a raiders fan i gotta respect the silver and black

daughter picks this up to tell me "look, gay bacon"

The tableau of Nebraskan communism

Sony confirms rumours that Tomba died in July

daughter picks this up to tell me "look, gay bacon"

teaching the kids about the classics this morning youtu.be/4j_cOsgRY7w

greatest cutdown day post of all time, maybe the greatest post of all time

Acts I’ve seen at least twice "Weird" Al Yankovic Reel Big Fish Less Than Jake The Aquabats Andrew W.K. Save Ferris