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replying "stop" on regular texts to see if that works on them too

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

this is correct

there are only two genetic modifications we should to make to cats and dogs. one is to make them live longer, healthier lives, and the other is to stop cat piss from smelling like That

Another astonishing victory in the ongoing War Against Metaphor. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

nice to get mask off with it

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

Huge weekend of college football coming up

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

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I’m not on the same side as anyone that throws trans people under the bus. Literally the least you can do is just shut the fuck up.

The two worst people in sports

So I understand how loud football stadiums get on the field now.

Hell Yeah Alucard

lol

i vibe-graduated from medical school (was never enrolled, did not take any classes)

"Play Ghost Trick"

i won't last 5 minutes playing this game? great. i got other things to do. places to be.

"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor https://bit.ly/4hMHbi5

This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it

missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!

James Madison dropping a previous affiliation and becoming American like it's 1776

The one time a year the Italian-American Trade Unionists of America will mention his name.

NEWS: James Madison's board has voted to leave the Sun Belt and apply to join The American, with a move planned no later than July 1, 2028. www.nytimes.com/athletic/768...

we built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course