Zack 🐈‍⬛

“I really want this relationship to work, and if that means skipping the Met Gala for a party sponsored by Revolve, I’m okay with that.” — Sydney Sweeney

So the State Fairgrounds markedly increased the size of the Como bike lot this year. It’s still not big enough.

No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield

NEW Trump merch alert: The Presidential Neck Vag is the MAGA accessory you've been waiting for!

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

What a wonderful thing to be able to walk from our home into the happy chaos of the @wedge.live Cat Tour. We saw many fine felines, friends, and neighbors.

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

MISSING CAT IN MINNEAPOLIS! peanut was last seen around the seward co-op on 5/20 at 10am, please keep an eye out

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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“People think I hate children, but that’s not true—in fact, I love children so much, I’ve decided you can live with me, forever and ever,” the 28-year-old Chappell Roan said https://theonion.com/chappell-roan-makes-amends-by-kidnapping-11-year-old-fan/

With more and more of Twins Twitter — including beat writers — coming over to Bluesky for this season, I updated my "starter pack" of recommended Twins-related accounts to follow that post regularly here. go.bsky.app/7MyGRMz

Council Member Pearll Warren speaking against a resolution calling for defunding immigration enforcement. Says it would leave us defenseless against immigrants from "the land of one-eyed people eaters, and they had three hairs on top of their head — if they're doing something crazy that's not okay."

There was so much ICE activity today. A group of agents spent the whole morning inside Jimmy’s Bar and then ended up driving erratically all throughout the Holland & Como neighborhoods, eventually trying to park at the 2nd precinct police station.

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

get it right

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Of course he did.

Minnesota Vikings play-by-play announcer Paul Allen pushed the paid-protestor conspiracy during Friday's episode of his radio show (bit.ly/4k0Ky4f) "In conditions like this, do paid protesters get hazard pay? Those are the things that I've been thinking about this morning."

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape. Dropped his loaded clip.

ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis. www.garbageday.email/p/we-re-all-...

In this clip from a longer interview, she says while she was in detention, agents called Renee Good a “lesbian b*tch.” This video belongs to @statuscoupnews.bsky.social and I’ll take it down if they want me to. 2/2

Incredible @statuscoupnews.bsky.social interview with Skye, who says she’s a Marine Corps vet and appears to have just been released from Whipple. She says she was trapped by ICE, yanked out of her car and stomped on. 1/2

ICE vs ice at 44th and Hiawatha earlier today.

A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄

A Somali man from Minneapolis says officers refused to view his I.D. and drove him to immigration court and ICE offices before releasing him. Written by Katelyn Vue.

THE FOLLOWING DEMOCRATIC SENATORS VOTE “YES” ON THE CONTINUING RESOLUTION IN EXCHANGE FOR NOTHING: MAGGIE HASSAN (NH) CATHERINE CORTEZ MASTO (NV) JEANNE SHAHEEN (NH) JACKY ROSEN (NV) DICK DURBIN (IL) TIM KAINE (VA) ANGUS KING (ME) JOHN FETTERMAN (PA) ITS OVER

The Reddit community r/Democrats has a conspicuous absence of any news about Zohran Mamdani today. But that's by design. The moderators have rules that ban people from talking about democratic socialists. www.reddit.com/r/democrats/

Trump has lost 15 points with independents since February. Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

This ChatGBT interaction has ruined my day.

FINAL DAY.

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My brain is now fried after watching this.

Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot thehardtimes.net/culture/anti...

Micah Parsons Unnerved By Deafening Roar Of 80,000 Packers Fans Catching Breath