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Editor: I'd like a story that combines Americans' hatred of artificial intelligence, their fears about the environment, their antipathy toward data centers, and their angst over inflation driven by dwindling fuel supplies. Reporter: Got ya covered, boss. Need anything else?

Normalizing the survey by partisan vote in the 2024 election, the Ipsos survey would give imputed support in Clacton to be 64% Farage, 35% Binface. So it would take a 29-point swing for Binface to win.🤔

Three Portuguese speaking countries in the World Cup on Friday, none left on Monday. It is with great regret that I must post this, but……… More like Lose-ophones

Just got this text from a coach.

if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team

Is it carbon monoxide

I'm sorry Netflix, but the proper terminology is "Erev Thanksgiving."

Carlos Alcaraz Withdraws From French Open Over Career-Threatening Haircut https://theonion.com/carlos-alcaraz-withdraws-from-french-open-over-career-threatening-haircut/

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

Sign of the day

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

it might be slippery and cold but good news: you also can’t breathe

'A House of Dynamite' but it's your uncles trying to deep fry a turkey.

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

A great day for New York, a city for everyone, except: people who don’t take their backpacks off on the subway, tourists and families who walk down the street in a horizontal line, people who stop in the middle of the street to look at their phones, you guys unfortunately have to go

STUMBLEROOSKI

too many defensive penalties result in automatic first down

BEES

winning the one slam many thought she'd never win, and in so doing breaking a 13 month long title drought? We've never been more back.

Can't wait for Europeans to learn what Secaucus Junction is

The reactionary impulses that drive right-wing politics are not derived from empirical circumstances and will not change in response to empirical circumstances.

I’m betting on the Pacers to win Game 7 tonight because if a Republican-led US government is starting wars over spurious claims that Muslim countries are developing WMD programs, Haliburton is probably about to get a big win

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

happy fathers' day

happy No Kings day to all who celebrate

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

The New York Knickerbockers in 7 hellgatenyc.com/knicks-in-7/

The East has more All-NBA players than the West for the first time since 1998 🤯

being born in 1998 rules. you occupy a generational superposition; if the zoomers are being cringe you can put on your millennial hat, if the millennials are being cringe you can put on your gen Z hat

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

#MayThe4th

KaWhite Leonard

We shall postpone fighting on the beaches, we shall keep an eye on the landing grounds, we encourage everyone else, should the right circumstances come, to fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall eventually retreat to the hills; we shall never explicitly surrender.

We've played 5:23 and Oregon leads Liberty 18-2. Looks like we'll get Oregon and Arizona in Seattle on Sunday. Winner will be declared Pac 12 champion.

happy ides of March, the time when we celebrate a Senator stabbing you in the back

Thank god Dems didn't give up that valuable weapon, the filibuster! How would they oppose this administration without it?

For no real reason, here’s Charles Lindbergh in 1941 saying US shouldn’t assist the UK’s war with Germany because country should 1) prioritize America First interests, 2) avoid European entanglements, 3) push for peace, and 4) recognize it’s an unfair deal for us. 🤷‍♂️

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Poorer. Sicker. Dumber.

JUST IN: A federal judge in Massachusetts has blocked the Trump administration's rate change to NIH grants. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

mahomes' career low passer rating is 44.4. currently he is at 18.1, which would be the worst all season IN THE ENTIRE NFL for a QB throwing more than 14 passes in a game. that's per @stathead.com stathead.com/football/pla...

the ethos of JD Vance is the nationalism of cucks. sacrificing every advantage this country had, every actual concrete thing we lead the world in, because it owns the people who make you feel insecure. an ideology of small men.