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Am I Joey Chestnut? No? Then gonna take the latter.

youtu.be/_csqjvNtK1w I think I could do 30-50 hot dogs a day with the right kitchen /jk

Push-ups.

I literally just did 20 push-ups.. Then, ate a hot dog.... 5 min. later, still hurting from the push-ups, & thinking of having a 2nd hot dog... (& it's not even 11am)

Definitely pushups. You're telling me I can make money working out for a few hours a day? That's all I'd ever do. Hell I'd be doing pushups every chance I get. If you did 50 pushups per hour for 2 hours and took 20 days off every year, you'd make $69,000.

Can I get a fiver for every salad?

Joey Chestnut could eat 76 in 10 minutes - that’s $3,800 in 10 minutes. The world record for pushups in 10 minutes is $348 - which is only $696. In human ability alone, you have almost a 5 to 1 advantage eating hot dogs.

I can already do more pushups than I can eat hot dogs by a wide margin. But even if you can't do a single pushup that option scales better if you don't die trying.

Yeah, I could replace my current salary by doing pushups, but I could not eat enough hot dogs to do that.

Pushups. I could keep up with 25 pushups a day over a hot dog a day.

I'd do the hot dog so I can say that I earn $50 for every wiener I gobble down

I choose #2 and spend the rest of my life attempting, but never achieving proper pushup form and getting $0

Easily number 2

i'm not super into hot dogs but it also doesn't say it's replacing everything in my diet so I'd probably go hot dog. 1 or 2 hot dogs every time i need a little cash doesn't sound terrible. eat a few spaced out over a week and that's a fairly substantial chunk of change.

Two questions: 1. Can I replace hot dogs with bratwurst and/or burgers? 2. Is someone paying for said brats and burgers?

I'm eating the hot dogs anyway, I might as well get paid for it

pay me a hot dog for every 25 pushups

Push ups and I'm hopping on PEDs 100%. I can only realistically eat so many hot dogs but skies the limit for push ups.

Lemme price ipecac

The pushups, 100%. Almost everybody would HATE hotdogs so much after even a month of this.

The $2, I don’t need more motivation to eat

Living that dog lyfe

I’d rather do 1,000 pushups every day than eat 40 hotdogs.

youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?... That’s 350 dollars a day! On the low end!

Anyone who picks hotdogs is s*icidal

Hot dog. 20 hot dogs a month cost like $10 and that would cover my rent, and no one would be running up to me to scream that I'm eating hot dogs wrong and taking my money away

Is it immediate cash in pocket? Like, I can do a few pushups and immediately have enough money to buy the hot dog lunch special?

Gonna adopt a diet like Timmy's youtu.be/MRh91b74zTU?...

I could retire early. 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭 🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭

This post is how I learned that he died. God damn. RIP

Bun size

I hate hot dogs. Reward me for fitness

meat and bun ok strict guy

I mean... is this a real question? Who doesn't like hot dogs 😳

Turkey dogs count? Pay me.

This question is harder than I thought it'd be the more I think about it. Pushups is the right way to go, but getting paid for downing hot dogs would be so satisfying. And has been noted you probably wouldn't live as long so you'd need less cash in the long run. Much to consider here.

I could get more money the hot dog way if I just ate nothing but hot dogs but I’d rather have a more varied diet and just do pushups every day.

Doing the math, You'd make about $110K a year eating six hot dogs a day, every day. You'd have to do 150 push ups every day to earn an equivalent amount. Which is a lot. But considering the time I'd save not working and the chance to get fitter I think push ups would be better.

"rest of your life" is funny here since the length of the life will likely vary wildly based on the choice taken I'd hope to do 2 since I'd rather live past 50 (currently 39)

$48.50 profit for every lunch at Costco? Sign me up!!

I think paying someone $52 for every hot dog-pushup combo would be way more fun.

2, I'd get so fucking buff