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Satire died a while ago, but damn

Idiocracy is now.

WTF?!

Use Brawndo to out out the fires

What these idiots don’t understand is that in a conflagration the fire can move from rooftop to rooftop, just as would a crown fire in a forest; you don’t need tress to sustain the burn …..

Just joined BS yesterday and didn’t even look for you - the content I love found me! Immediate follow 🙂

She's short sighted...Georgia uses pine needles for landscaping ground cover. Obviously a Trump University washout. Kudzu was such a genius stroke last time...

It’s the best they can elect and we are fucked

This is exactly what Californians are doing around homes & power lines. Called defensible space. It is a good thing.

Sure. Who needs oxygen or shade? Or wildlife?

He's such an asshole

Just "cut down all the trees" to slow climate change says Zinke - typical idiotic, unreasoned, pseudo-science, faux MAGA "solution"; then Zinke acts smug to deal with his cognitive dissonance for destroying his own children's future home; PROFIT$ is all Putin/Trump/MAGA corporate cronies care for.

So all forests will be cut down then no houses can burn? Who could have guessed Americans are so stupid.

This guy wears his cowboy hat indoors, and never saw a range fire rush across the grasslands towards his livestock.

Well that solution is as good as Orange saying they should rake the leaves in the forest. Ah ah idiots

Also, aim really really big fans at incoming high winds to blow them away

You can’t get cancer if you kill yourself, Zinke.

Do these people realize that this firestorm happened in a suburban area?

Finke enriched himself and friends with our resources too.

Oh yeah, he thought it was like opening a bank vault with no lock. Even rump kicked him out.

For many people it was all they had. They didn’t have time to go to the store when they were running for their lives. Maybe now is not the time for this. 🤷‍♀️

I agree that it won’t offer the needed protection but if it’s the only thing you have it would be better than nothing.

I don’t know anything about that person, but I assume he’s from Texas… because how else could we fucking know unless he wears his stupid dipshit Woody hat.

I’m just worried it’s going to be more than 4 years.

Brilliant!

But trees crave electrolytes.

Some idiots never just GO AWAY 😡

Holy shit one of my MAGA co workers was giving this solution today and said he heard it from Joe Rogan’s podcast. They literally don’t fact check anything he says and then regurgitate it in public.

To stop arson let’s shoot the arsonist. While we’re at it let’s sue Mother Nature.

😵‍💫😩 no words!

Ugh

Are you serious? Trees serve a part of our ecosystem stupid. I guess you missed science class growing up

Literal all hat, no cattle.

Zinke: Corruption AND stupidity. What a MAGAT-man!

Their brains operate the same without oxygen so they don’t mind

FULLY AGREE.

Great post, but I don’t think it’ll change their minds.

Are we doing something to make people stupider?

You'd think a former secretary of the interior would have some understanding of this, but then you realize it's still ryan zinke and he was always shit at his job.

Idiocracy was a prophecy.

Plan B: nuke the forests and nothing will be left to burn. Win - win. A+ plan for ecological sustainability.

This boy must be a Harvard grad. What a mind!! ( They just dumber and dumber don’t they)

Zinke another grifter that was not held accountable by his state. Red states are killing America and its people are killing simple decency

and he was once head of the dept. of interior? How did we survive!

I would call it an "all hat no cattle" situation, but he seems to be coming up short in the hat department as well.

He needs a fire line in his brain to prevent the 99% stupid part of his brain from infecting the 1% that might not be as stupid.

Cheers, mate for adding up. 🍻 I was kinda diving too deep here not knowing the words I needed in english.

75% of my country is covered in forests, forest industry is a ginormous thing here, has been for centuries. We, as a nation, cannot afford waisting our precious green gold with recklessness.

Nailed it. He's so embarrassing 🤦‍♀️

Saw him hammered at the Lincoln Memorial when he was Interior Secretary. Showing around some people and he was stumbling drunk. Said, "I'm the secretary of the Interior, I can do whatever the hell I want".

What? I thought we were supposed to rake the forests. Which one is it?!?

Got the dvd.

A network actually aired this nonsense??? 🤦🏻‍♀️

So… in ANY wildfire, the impact of wind blowing embers and creating spitfires that jump your breaks is a problem. They can even jump rivers in many cases. That’s going to be part of the challenge regardless. Especially given fire’s tendency to create its own weather after it gets hot enough.

Yeah… if he means old growth, that’s just not a great approach, as younger trees are more vulnerable to burns than much older trees.

I honestly can’t. I just can’t. Are women actually procreating with these idiots? Why can’t they just die off already 😩

Only if they're eucalyptus trees, which explode with flammable oil.

They live in a huge dark bubble. Call them all out

To prevent heart attacks, remove your heart.

Oh it's "Mo" and "Ron"

Idiocracy feels campy at this point.

If we just stop reporting wildfires, statistics will show the number of wildfires go down. Like another recent strategy.

Idiot

Dumb fuqer

This dumbass used to be Secretary of the Interior. Think about that for a minute

My point was his remark about the trees was irrelevant. There is so much more to these events. They minimalize it to one thing.

this. man. was. in. charge. of. our. national. forests.

If only Ryan would spontaneously combust.

America turned it into a DIY/ how-to video. Just waiting for one of the rich idiots to market Brawndo.

Dipshit in the hat is aware that grass fires are a thing as well right?

It’s gonna be a long 4 years

ugh. this guy! i can't even tell you what i'd like to take off his hat and do and then put it back on his head.

To stop stupid politicians- vote Democratic! I haven’t stopped thinking about the film Idiocracy because we’re getting there very quickly 🤪

🤣

Down from Brokeback mountain, lol

The Texas motto

He’s a moron.

Bit of cowboy Cosplay eh!

Same way as his brain is wired.

Wow! the stupidity.

Never trust a man that wears a hat with a tie indoors.

Idiot. So to cut down on house fires, cut down houses? The 🤡shit show.

This is the former Interior Secretary, folks...

Guess he doesn't like oxygen.

Absolutely it was

So, he has stock in the logging industry, right?

Good point! But now you're just using logic. Not a typical GOP trait.

Wouldn't it be something if there was consistency to any of their "logic" and felt the same about preventing abortions😳

Not many but more than enough, thank you. duckduckgo.com?t=ffab&q=pio...

Idiocracy didn't go far enough.

Do these people not realize that THERE AREN'T TREES in the area that's burning? It's mostly chaparral. They're ignorant idiots.

And now it’s our reality.

I mean pretty much ugh.

Clearly, it spawned a multi-volume instruction manual tie-in

Where's the fucking Lorax when you need him?

I was under the impression that we could prevent forest fires by releasing Roombas in the forests. [Unfortunately, Zinke's talking about clear cutting, not fire breaks]