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And orangy

yeah. dictators love gold coated things.

I beg to differ. It's clearly the best metal for it. youtu.be/SA0GPKz-U_I?...

Infrastructure week is back!

Perhaps, if we weren’t such a colossal asshole of a nation, we wouldn’t be so afraid that others want to bomb us into the Stone Age… On second thought, the Stone Age is exactly where we belong.

We had Signalgate right after the last time he promoted a new military system in the Oval.

I'm disappointed the Sharpie didn't come out to draw an incoming ICBM being exploded🦅🚀💥🍔

The Golden Shower Dome.

Can't wait for the big beautiful dome to start shooting down passenger airlines

The Joker seeing Trump's new Golden Dome model:

That’s right chief.

Is there a term for people that want to be gaslit?

The ass licking is positively pornographic.

So he was put in place to illustrate and explain Trump’s Golden Delusions? That’s it?

If only

In hell

I personally think this is awesome. I've lost 18 family members to missile attacks in the last 3 years. Ohio is rough...

You get one each!

Golden showers for everyone.

Promises made and promises kept?!

We gonna get some big-azz gaudy golden atmospheric curtains.

Ironically, even less feasible now than it was then.

Yes, we’re attacked so often by cruise missiles, ballistic missiles, hypersonic missiles, and drones, conventional or nuclear, that we obviously need this $175 billion fantasy. Besides Israel, did his Saudi pals behind 9/11 convince this merchant of death to flush our budget in this gold crapper?

Do you think the golden dome has golden showers?

how can anyone listen to their BS, just not serious or intelligent people. Yes, SNL.

Well fuck Alaska I guess!

Trump probably believes the Golden Dome will be made out of gold.

🤮

I won't be happy until we see The Golden Monorail.

It’s like watching those 2am infomercials all the time. What a bunch of clowns… dangerous clowns.

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But won't this stop the golden showers that the resident loves so much?

Is it my imagination or do I remember a Republican President warning us about the immense economic power of the Military-Industrial Complex, telling us to avoid letting them have too much influence on our government?

dear lord, there is a lot of crap in that office.

this is asinine

Everything need to be gold??? 😅

Golden smoke and mirrors!

We do realize that the doge “cuts” are just wasting our money on shit like this

🤣🤣🤣 "100% operational control" "we will protect the homeland from ballistic missiles, cruise missiles, hypersonic missiles, drones, nuclear..." A river of bullshit and Trump is sitting there lapping it up, of course.

More like a Dutch oven.

This really happened

Where are those trapped in a 15 minute city people?

Get #FraudNation to build a tunnel under it?

bsky.app/profile/dave...

I'm old enough to remember the DEW line, wondering WHERE any missiles intercepted would fall and what damage debris would cause. I doubt it would do any good to tell Hegseth that there are places that Canadians are rather fond of.

51st state here you come 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is a joke so nobody take it seriously please

Do the Hustle

Kakistocracy.

don’t let the dome hit you on the way out, iron

Hegseth originally wanted to demo the concept by inverting a margherita glass over a tablet with Google maps open on it, but he was talked out of it. (He drank the margherita anyways).

Let's just stick to working on getting commercial aircraft up and down safely shall we?

The gaslighting is so extensive.

shameful

youtu.be/IyjJbhuwGkU?...

What AI app designed that image? 😂

Missile. Not middle

Or as I just paraphrased you; WTF ;-)

Which promises were kept? The “make a poster” promise?

Absophuquinglutely

Of course it is golden. He thought that up sitting on the golden crapper. We will have a golden shower of missles.

I think they want it to look like the city shield in Dune.

Hogseth (I changed his name) is such a pretty boy

He knows it’s not a physical gold dome right? Oh never mind

Looks like a Three's Company set version of the Oval Office

Of course it is a golden dome. LMAO

Will it protect against Jewish space lasers? Asking for MTG.

This. Is. So. Dumb.

This was the biggest joke of a presser and such a toolbox president. Doesn't know who or what the pictures are hanging next to him. So he tries to tell us but fails.

💯 Another no bid contract to Elon Apartheid.

Exactly. This is a contractors dream. Just turn on the spigot & let the cash flow. There truly is no bottom to the dumb stuff this criminal can convince the cult.

A way to pay someone money under the table. Or over the table

Look at him surrounded by all that junk

more fools gold from Trump

I remember that. At least back then we were all afraid of nuclear war. The idea that someone would attack us now is very remote.

I want to be mad about this but we all know it’s never gonna happen 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Of course, the idea of an iron dome had to be Trumpified and made gold🙄

"C'mon Netty. I'm doing my best up here. You got the Iron one, we have to have the golden one...Look, you want me to sanitize your BS, you have ta trust me now and then...."

How this picture looked a decade ago: A budding fox news guy presents a globe covered in tin foil next to a corrupt NY businessman and reality tv show host.

bsky.app/profile/mjga...

I feel both nauseous and dumber for having watched this.

Ok. So Mars is out. Golden Dome is in. 😆

The only golden dome is Stephen Miller's billiard ball dome.

Is Trump pushing it because he thinks he’ll get golden showers under it?

Missed the "h" ..

Level 3 Dickheadedry achieved in less than 4 months

Is there no bottom for Hegseth.

We live in the worst of times.

Everything having to be “golden” is just getting so old. He will only help the country if it has his brand, name, or “47” attached to it.

'Golden Dome' is the new 'Star Wars' (i.e. Strategic Defense Initiative - SDI) and will likely fail after billions spent science.howstuffworks.com/star-wars-pr...

These cabinet members are so deep inside Trump’s azz, the Oval Office has got to smell like an outhouse by now.

It could be overwhelmed by dummy warheads then. It could be overwhelmed by dummy warheads now.

Neh. Gaslighting his supporters into false security while diverting funds into their pockets.

Gold, I repeat, Gold, and he is sold.

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We are not Israel. When was the last time an enemy or terrorist group launched missiles at the mainland? It's never happened. This is just a military contractor cash grab bonanza.

I've read that dystopian YA novel. 😬

He even got golden hair highlights! All in. Love the dedication

Golden Dome Don ay?

Oh yeah. Billions more for Elon.

Yes, Let's waste time and billions on this "golden wet dream" of the toxic male Trump regime while they kick 14M people off Medicaid.