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Maybe it’s pure swamp water, and so expensive because he sucks at draining swamps.

Flop Sweat

But wait, there's more... Wait until Trump announces his new line of dildos! 😳

he is truly shameless

This nonsense doesn’t get thrown together in a weekend. How much of the time that he is expected to spend actually leading the country is pissed away on this absurdity instead?

Why am I so sure it smells like an old McRib doused in tanning oil at the bottom of a dusty golf bag?

🤬

Emoluments Clause!!

The angry yam would hawk dead babies if he thought would make him money

The designer of that bottle took some artistic liberty in portraying Dear Leader. All you get for 249 dollars is a tacky statuette with a foul smelling liquid in the pedestal.

Before we had the infamous Rudy court eruption, this happened in the post Douglas-Stoneman gun control meeting. I’d say you can ask Feinstein about Trump fragrances, but it’s probably what led to her eventual demise. m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjrf...

Ew

FFS how is this legal?

Back in my country of birth, “trump” is a children’s slang word for “fart”. So wearing a trump scent seems entirely fitting for this new grift’s target audience. 🤣

It smells like unwashed ass and failure.

Eau De Colon

Does it smell like a golden shower?

(I guess this has been around for a long time now...)

They say he smells terrible. So I’m assuming these do too!

JFC

OMG, the parody movies they're going to make about us 20 yrs from now are going to be too ridiculous to believe or too embarrassing to watch.

Contains .00001% of Trump’s bath water.

Oh, the toilet?

Can’t be real—he didn’t thank me for my attention to this matter

Tell me this isn’t real

Right? How low we have slid.

This is most likely not real, but everybody's going to believe it because it's not outside the realm of possibility. It's a level of grift that Trump is definitely capable of...,,🤨

He's a piece of work

Taco Smell

Who expects these to smell decent 😆

$400k is chump change when you can turn the White House into a cheesier Home Shopping Network.

As if taking health care away from Americans and beating day laborers while cosplaying as soldiers isn't enough, this image of America is now transmitted worldwide. But it can't be real!

As the fate of his economic agenda hangs in the balance, Trump is focused on how he smells

Is this what happened to the leftover bottles of Trump Ice?

The stink that never washes off

Even CVS doesn't have long enough rolls of register paper for that.

For Gawd Sakes! I hope nobody has the gall to spread the word that Trump's "perfume" is actually real toilet water and smells like a sewer. This rumor or fact should not be shared in any public venue!🤦‍♂️

Smells like corruption

Smells like diapers and bronzer. 🤢 And greed.

I can imagine Sabrina Carpenter, with her anti-feminist, wet-dream-wife personality, wearing the female one. Tell me I’m not the only one who can imagine this.

45-47 Smells like ass and sweaty armpits Perfect for all Magas

Pretty hilarious if they think that gold man is supposed to be Trump.

Ah, the springtime scent of methane escaping from uncapped wells with subtle notes of children crying from hunger.

Yup it’s real

It’s the ones that seem normal and legit that are fake

That’s real and it’s from the president of the United States. Not embarrassing at all to Americans….

I don't believe it, it doesn't pass the smell test.

PT Barnum was right. 🙄

Do they smell like Cheetos?

Who is that guy on the top of the bottle?

Eau de toilet

Felon Musk. L’eau d’predator.

Smells like treason.

And it keeps getting worse!

Yep....72 years here and this is wild. Not in a good way, either.

Here a grift, there a grift, everywhere a grift grift

The fragrance of vile deceit, or maybe inhumanity, or maybe unfettered cruelty?

😂🤣

Just sooooooo fucking embarrassing!!!

No match for Hai Karate 😏

Key ingredient is authentic DJT sweet aroma

Get your stink on!

😜 TRUE! THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SKEET!

Probably smells like ass.

Made from the scrotum of dead skunks!

Be careful it may turn your skin orange.

Smells like 3 day old sweaty soiled underwear, spray tan, and fascism.

Senil aroma

You can look like a complete shithead in your MAGA clothes, but are you really MAGA unless you carry the foul stench of fascism? Actual toilet water contained.

With notes of piss and ketchup.

Made in China.

He tried this before, I think.

JFC

Acqua di Gi Zus Christ I Hate TFG

Smells like cheeseburgers and the underside of a toilet seat

His PR crew.

Ewwww old man smell

First Covfefe now this horseshit 🙄🙄🙄🙄

With old fart and dirty dipper notes...!

Smells of orange spray tan and depends. No thanks.

My goodness. Imagine if Obama had grifted something while actively sitting in the Oval Office. Sorry…ANY president. Astonishing 🤦🏻‍♂️

Last I heard..he stinks

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Smell like you shit yourself without actually having to do it.

And you know they smell like medi spa ♀️ and knockoff Axe "what we think a rich guy smells like" ♂️

Just keeps getting lower.

The Men's smell like a freshly filled diaper,and the women's, like sweat and spray tan...

Eau de Fascisme

Smells like something Trump has a real nose for — Putin's balls.

OMFG

You’ll smell like you just emerged from a golden shower in a Russian hotel room.

No words.

this trophy, I'd want to toss in. Parfume stinks for sure.

now you too can smell like poopy old hotdogs

The Qataris

“Winning, strength and success” is the scent of soured sweat, locker room humidity and dried semen. Ask any mom who does her teenage football star’s laundry…

Yeah, I never want to hear “Hunter Biden profited off his family name” again.

It’s that new 45/47 perfume

🤢🤮

Who the *fuck* thought it would be good marketing to Smell Like Trump?

Good news, people can recognise and avoid dangerous idiot without having to talk to them. Just by smell.

*with a hint of old man ass and nursing facility piss*

Gee, not like we have an emoluments law.

Probably smells like flop sweat and poopy diaper.

He's been at this a while. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Statue of Eric on the left, Don Jr on the right, I believe.