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Gotcha questions? This mf doesn't think about the American people at fucking all! We're sitting here wondering when the beginning of the end will commence with war pending all over the place and he gets sassy? WTF are we going to do?

Oh don't worry Mikey, we never thought you were going to answer the questions. We know what sort of person you are.

How can this guy sleep well at night? He should be crying all night....

funny how you can label everything you don't want to answer as a "gotcha question" because you know the answer to it is really, really bad.

"pit me against the White House"? Sorry but is it not his ducking job to provide checks and balances, to the WH?

"Transparency"

You ARE EXPECTED TO ANSWER!

Mikey is such a putz. It’s not a “gotcha question” if it is a legitimate line of questioning. And it truly is. Mikey continues to be the weakest Speaker in history.

MAGA MIKE is a damn LIAR! Can't wait until he is replaced by a Dem.

And if the questions are “gotcha” maybe you’ve been lying too much

Why because you clearly do not have what it takes, you are a shit sham

The change to a Democratic House majority can’t come soon enough for those of us who expected elected members of Congress to be responsible enough to respond to the will of the people who put them there. The legacy of the SCOTUS Justices who made Trump a King is that history will view them as fools.

So he’s admitting he works for the WH and not for the people.

Mike Johnson. A tiny little man. A pedophile protector.

Ms Johnson just answer the question please.

What an embarrassing tool he is. And shameful that no republican steps forward to replace him. Silence is complicity.

Such a dickless cunt

"The president just stepped on your toes & spat in your face. What are your thoughts?" Mike Boneless Johnson: im not answering gotcha questions.

Anything I don't want to answer = 'Gotcha' "Did you order the Code Red!?!?" "Gotcha Question!!!!"

How is it a gotcha question Mike. The White House is leaving a military option on the table and we should shut the fuck up?

America stop them NOW. Trump has too many Enablers. It's time to Impeach him now. This is only going to get worse. He's creating the Chaos as promised. He is a Malignant narcissist, he can't help it. He takes pleasure with human suffering.

This is not a gotcha question.

Yes but it's his job to do that. It isn't anyone else's fault that he can't answer the hard questions.

what a pathetic sniveling lackey fascist loser

I doubt Putin would be happy if the US take Greenland. But someone's gotta stop Greenland's narco-dictator from flooding America with fentanyl.

Does he have to get Trump’s permission to take a shit?

Weasel.

It's not a gotcha question, you mewling cunt.

Ok then answer one... Just one

So if donold says something will happen and moscow mike says it won't happen, then we better brace ourselves, because it will happen.

We’ll settle for answering one.

Check the house seat count, you in trouble girl. It's only 7 January. Hope Santa brought you a pair of balls.

How could he give lengthy statements on this topic when they've been on vacation the last 3 months!🚩 What a freaking liar 🤥

So did I 🙋✊✌️

Mike Johnson is an asshole 🤡🤮💩

What a hopeless little man Mike Johnson is. With his hotline to God in bed at night -by the way, what happened to that? Did he mean he gets drugged phone calls at 2 a.m. from Trump? He should resign in shame and devote the rest of his life to doing something worthwhile but he will never be forgiven.

Translation: I'm not gonna take one question which is based in reality.

I’m surprised he has any knowledge of this…

More like: I'm not going to answer any questions that the rapist hasn't provided lies for me to use.

As the fascism blatantly progresses every question becomes a "gotcha" for the men who serve and enable it. bsky.app/profile/atru...

How about, hey Mr. Speaker, when are you going to grow a pair and actually do your job as the Constitution demands.

I wish just one single reporter would ask him how he can claim to be a follower of that Jesus fella, yet never tells the truth about anything, and then starts quoting his lies to his face.

Go away you enabling traitor

As if he wasn't short enough already! (All true)

So he's gonna kiss Trump's ass.

At least he didn’t pretend he hadn’t heard anything about it.

The most useless, chickenshit House leader ever.

Spineless little weasel.

Ok Mr. Speaker, can you at least tell us if chatter about Greenland is really a distraction from the plans to invade Cuba? Also, where are the Epstein files?

Just asking if you plan to do your job in regard to potential wars and very large “purchases” and “reimbursements” by the president, Mikey. That shouldn’t be denigrated as a “gotcha” question. The American people want to know since they will be paying the tab with no representation if Congress fails

Send these people home. Congress doesn't exist anymore 😒

It is part of your job you tool.

wimp

He’s such a little bitch

Such a profile in courage! 🙄

What a weasel🙄

"Don't make me say mean things about my daddy."

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Sounds like he answered the question anyway. What a dweeb.

Fucking eunuchs, all of them. Republicans are feckless and useless. Purge them in the midterms.

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But you’re supposed to be a “check” against the WH…oh, Nevermind

That little pissant shitbird needs to lose his job NOW.

You lying POS, all of you are traitors! bsky.app/profile/midd...

Lying coward.

Hey Grinder Mike, asking legit questions about what is happening isn't got ya, just because you don't like that they will make you look like a sniveling lieing weasel.

He’s no leader and certainly not treating Congress as an equal branch of government with constitutional checks on the executive branch.

What kind of questions would he prefer? What's his favorite porn site?

Renfield Johnson.

fk this trumpsickle licker

Johnson is the head of the House, a branch of government whose job it is to temper the other branches of government—executive (WH) and judicial (SCOTUS). Johnson should resign if he won’t do his job.

He will never say anything negative about Trump. A complete and total lackey.

Aw poor baby.

This guy acts like he has fucking Memento disease but everyone just keeps showing up and asking him questions anyway

If the press gaggle kept pushing on this line of questioning (e.g. “isn’t the point of congress to serve as a check on the executive”, “isn’t your silence on this subject and you lack of knowledge of others concerning for a leader” etc.) We’d get somewhere. They just move on and let him slide.

Fair question sir. The American people want to know and it is our right to know.

Thin-skinned little man.

I'd love to put thumbscrews on this little freak's nuts. Then maybe he talks. Of course he'd probably just say More, daddy.

How can any of them say military action is not gonna happen when clearly, the regime in the WH does whatever the fck they want!

“I’m not going to take questions that might get me in trouble with Dear Leader if I answer them.”

He’s a man in complete control. A powerful figure made even larger by the circumstances. 😂🤡

Talk about saying the quiet part out loud. Hey Mr Kebbler, in case no one told you, it's actually your job to do so. ... ohhhhhh, right. Complimentary and obligatory 🖕 then

"Everybody relax, yes". NO, Mike Johnson. The world is burning.

right ?

That’s his fucking job.

Slimy little prick

No fucking surprise! Johnson? Speaker of what? Shite?

I’m not going to actually do my job

Yes, but contextually this would better represent Stephen Miller

Well oddly enough ... if you don't stand against the white house right now ... you are a traitor. So there's that. Gotcha. or more accurately ... you got yourself ... and you, Mike Johnson, are taking the whole world down with you. Impeach. Convict. Remove ... the entire Rump administration now.

"trying to pit me against the White House" It's kinda your fucking job. Checks and balances? Ever heard of it? Congress's job isn't compliance.

That, and a "strongly worded letter" from the rest of Congress. We're doomed.

"I will not speak ill of my lard and saviour DJT"

Is he aware he has a JOB?

Translation: I don’t want a knife in my back

Sorry excuse for a human being! History will have very nice words for this arse licker!

Umm, Mike it's your job to be a check and balance against the Executive Branch.

But what you are saying doesn’t make sense. They aren’t ‘gotcha’ questions, they’re clarification questions!

If grindr Mike would start doing his job and quit bending over for Trump, you just may eventually get a legitimate president

Did he bring his KY jelly?

So why have a press conference when you can’t answer any questions

He is complicit in concealing evidence that could incriminate a pedophile!! A felony!!! Major jail time!!!

He is the Speaker. This is his job!

Hello, Narcoterrorist

Now *that* is a “gotcha!” 😅

Or even one question

A sad, weak "leader" who has literally done zero to improve the lives of Americans.

Is that not the literal job of Congress, to hold the Administration to account?

Okay but it’s a legitimate question. Maybe if you don’t want a “gotcha” question, reign in the illegal actions of the white house?

My question, Mike: Spit or swallow?

How about one? Can you take one?

He knows nothing except to bury his head and do what Trump tells him

I'm not going to pretend there's any comprehensible thought occurring in this administration.

'only ask me nice, gentle questions which praise president trump . . . no others will be accepted'

God forbid that Congress perform as required and be a check/balance on the Executive. FFS!! Spineless panty-waist!!!