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vomit inducing maga math.

Delivering Donnie a big, ole butt kiss daily — that’s his job.

F*cking BROWN NOSER.

Is it possible to crawl any further up dumps ass?

What the F is he saying. Their all incompetent like the president

My money is on Trump wondering if this sheet he spread someone on was more evidence against him.

🤮🤮🤮

Give these dipshits podcasts, we will take the country.

Can you say "lick spittle", boys and girls?

How can he breathe with that much poop packed in his nose?

The bootlicking of this administration is astronomical. This is one of the pillars of fascism

Walz had that one right, they are soooooo weird

Queue the kneepads, inbound orange koolaid about to be gargled

He's a "Spreads Shit" guy. It's not the same

That's Sicilian for "Make sure you keep a pardon for me in the top drawer, mother fucker. We know where your kids live."

Gag me

AND the “hands on guy” ok….

He trudged into the office each day and played with desk toys, tried to figure out how to turn on his PC and asked his secretary if he had any messages.Then he complained weekly about how he had too much work to do. The good thing about Bongino and Kash is that they're too stupid to do much damage.

Yes, he likes other people to make them and he likes to see a simple piece of paper where someone copied the cell containing sum() as long as the number is better than last week. Just don't show him any bad numbers. He won't think to ask.

"Spreads Shit"

🤡🤡🤡

😂

Hey, just a heads-up that the account bsky.app/profile/did:..., which recently insulted you in a comment thread, has been suspended by Bluesky moderators.

Bongino really wants Trump to know that he has no gag reflex.

Results for murder and social murder? Results for final solution? Numbers totaling the amount of money the entire filth and vermin family is accumulating? Numbers of bribes and threats? Business background in money laundering and sex trafficking? Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.

Didn't Trump literally say all his spreadsheets were handled by [antisemitic description of Jewish accountants]?

This lazy fuck couldn’t hack a real 9-5pm. Lazy fucking loser. He was supposed to do many thing but the lazy fuck just wants to sit around and make shit up. What kind of loser listens to this loser!

Thanks for hiring me for a job I clearly could not handle.

If he is impressed by spreadsheets, he should see what we engineers do daily. hahahaha

Yeah, he’s that 5000% reduction in grocery prices guy…real mathematician…

Incredible year

The idiot bankrupted the Kennedy Center in just a few months. How do you like those results?

The bronze chin award goes to……

All I hear are a pedo and a pedo protector.

Who's a good tater to the dictator? You are Bongo, good boy

Too stupid. Two chatting stupids.

Such small, pathetic men - maga men are weak, inconsequential and lack even a modicum of character and integrity! Losers et al!

This must be part of the deal to keep Bongo quiet about what he saw in the files.

I think of Trump as more of a 'coloring book' guy. And it may be that Bongino is even stupider than Trump, though I'm not really sure how that's possible.

It's insane how all these people literally just grovel at his feet and cup his balls. I've never seen anything like it outside a cult. And of course this really is a cult. But they literally deify him, like this were North Korea and he were KJU.

I really admire how he can still talk with his mouth so full of Trump's balls.

Cares about the numbers? Right through his numerous bankruptcies! 🤣🤣🤣

/s

😳 Jesus what?

as he licks Trump's shit-covered balls...

The past year was so incredible that Bongino quit his post with the FBI and went back to hosting his shitty podcast...

Bongino, Epstein Pedophile Protector...

Oh yes, reviews pages & pages of minutiae intricate data.

Grifters gotta grift.

Kudos for being able to enunciate that clearly while gargling a pair of shriveled balls. Missed out on a career in ventriloquism.

So refreshing to work for someone who cares about the numbers.

It was so amazing I lasted under a year and quit after covering for pedos

uvular-ectomy

"You’re a spreadsheets guy" More like a "spreads shit guy"

Yeah, that piece of shit can totally fuck the fuck off. Can't wait to see his punk ass crying in court one day.

Trump doesn't "get into all the hype and nonsense." Sure, Dan.

He doesn’t even know what a spreadsheet is, much less how to read or use one.

Makes you wonder what sort of threat, what type of fear the orange shit pile is able to instill in them. Even tough guy BongoBongo kisses the orange butt, after forgetting all about his one time holy war to release the Epstein files. What type of black mail does Trump use?

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Trump is "a spreadsheets guy?!" Please. He's amazed that his dim bulb son (the one who looks like Lurch, not the cokehead or the blond) is capable of turning on a laptop. Trump's more a "soiled sheets guy."

Imagine filming remembering the good times with your boss of that job you did for a year and hated so much you went back to your old job

I will bet dollars for donuts that Trump doesn't have a first clue as to what a spreadsheet is.

Ball washer

All the president's cunts are cunting it up hard today.

Both these fucking losers need some serious help

Dan Bongino gushes over Donald Trump as a “results” and “spreadsheets” guy. This isn’t analysis or journalism, it’s court flattery—numbers without accountability, praise without scrutiny, power serenaded instead of questioned.

More like a shart sheets guy

Ah yes, the dude that famously needed drawings to get through his daily security briefing is a ‘spreadsheets guy’.

"...a spreadsheets guy." That's rich, he wouldn't know a spreadsheet from a bed sheet! The only numbers he cares about are the numbers that show him getting richer.

"Long live Stalin!"

Bongino - Professional Presidential Glizzy Gobbler.

Gag, gag and gag🤮

Deep State Dan.

The sad part is that this guy might be washed away with the rest of the clown show, but the show goes on.

“I absolutely care about numbers. I invented the number five, you know.”

I think Bongino claims to be a tough guy. Lol. What a joke.

Bongino wearing out his Trump kneepads.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 right??!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bongo needs to be constantly reminded that his boss rapes children.

Bongino still licking Trump’s taint

Also Bongino: Mr President, you also use so little bronzer and don't fuss about your hair, like a manly man.

What drives these people? To sink so low, over and over again trying to be liked by felon PDF-Trump?

Oh Look !! Another voice From the gutter !! Dumpy wouldn't recognize a Spread sheet if it Hit him in the face !!! LOL !!!!!!!!!

Everyone knows licking a pedophile's boot is the real alpha

Why would you reprint this garbage?

Gag me with a fucking spoon.

Rolling out the kneepads for one last hurrah. There must be a dictionary on-line for the correct tickle language for trump.

Sounds like Bongino has been threatened

This dude is a wanker's wanker.

Kiss, kiss. Pat, pat. Rub, rub. 🤢

Bongino swallows

What the...Who the...Get the.......

"cares about the numbers"??? Donald Trump has never provided an accurate number in his life.

Yes, the guy who thought you could reduce the price of prescription drugs by 1000% is a "numbers guy".

😚💨

Amazing job: protector of pedophiles.

A real spread the sheets guy...

I am skeptical that Trump can count into the triple digits.

So vile!

*boom-chicka*

Trump is a spreadsheets guy?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Spread teens on the sheets guy," fixed it for ya, Bongholio.

I wonder if Dan spits or swallows…

Bankrupt 6 times. Amazing job.

Those boots aren’t going to lick themselves.

He is alot of things, but as spreadsheets guy he is not

The only spreadsheet he knows about is on his bed as in bed sheet.