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President Hegseth?

And he says “war” when he means “Trump.”

Shut all the way up

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RHo...

He is confusing war with Fox news.

"Expertise in one field does not carry over to other fields" and all that - Markwayne's spent so much time kissing Trump's taint that he thinks his familiarity with being "in the trenches" and surrounded by "the stench of death" carries over.

Why does Markwayne think anyone cares what he has to say? He spends all his time on TV and minimal time doing his job.

Yeah well he's seen a lot of war movies! And played a lot of video games! That's how he knows the smell of war!

would it kill anyone to say, "why do you talk like that...insinuating you understand combat?"

No, but he does watch Saving Private Ryan every Veterans Day, that is basically the same thing

Yeah but you ever burn your microwave popcorn when sitting down to watch Saving Private Ryan? Same thing.

That was my question.

However I don't doubt he knows about bad smells.

He's a plumber who hosted a home repair radio show before being elected Congress

I'm guessing he saw a movie once that invoked smell and so, yeah, he gets it 🤦‍♂️

Pretty sure Markwayne is describing where his nose was buried prior to being allowed to tout the party line on television

I trust MarkWayne’s nostrils implicitly.

Please answer the question

He was a plumber, it’s a smelly job

If Marky has been to the Oval, he surely got a whiff.

He sounds like agent Smith from the Matrix.

"President Hegseth" To paraphrase someone else "When Oklahoma sends its people, they're not sending their best...."

This guy has a thing about nostrils...

He participated in 3 fights & the total amount of time he spent in the ring fighting between the 3 of them was about 2 minutes.

Trump knows more than all the generals because he attended a private military high school

He has not, but he’s implying otherwise.

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“you’ll never forget” but also “he’ll never know” so there’s that

Mullin is not a vet. Maybe he's read the Naked and the Dead.

The smell and taste of war.

Yes, I’m sure Hegseth smells bad no matter what the situation. What does that have to do with the Constitution and war crimes?

The only Senator without a college degree - and it shows every time he opens his mouth.

Are they now admitting it IS a war, not a "Special Military Operation"? (Where have we heard that description before!)

How would he know, he's never been in the military, he just plays soldier on TeeVee

Markwayne never served in the military. He holds an associate’s degree and did some mixed martial arts fighting. He should sit down and shut up.

WTF 🫣😖 Definitely NOT President.

Such a moron

Seems there is some questions but may be member of OK Natl Guard

People talk like this-stammering with incoherence-when they're nervous. All of us have heard this in our everyday lives. We hear it more often from these infantile sycophants whose lack of self-awareness allows them to go on these shows and convince themselves that they are seen as authoritative.

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

I haven't checked yet but Cosplay Pete may be the least experienced Secy. of Defense in US history. The boss of our JCS, Military Generals and Admirals was a Major (O4) and former political pundit.

...so Cosplay Pete has served in theater before. Therefore what?

Um, war is not a smell you get in your hair, asshole. It's a thing where you lost many of your very young friends.

“President Hegseth will keep us safe from Iraqis” the drunk said

The only war he ever participated in was against a clogged toilet.

Smelling dead bodies does not qualify him to run the biggest military in the world.

All these “tough guys” out there defending the ‘ Mercian way. Please!

Can this man sink any lower. That he’s a moron of epic proportions is never in question thanks to his astonishing daily displays of idiocy. And now, here he is, cosplaying at having been to war. Where are all the MAGAts screaming about stolen valor?????

🤦🏽‍♀️

War, huh? Did Congress approve this?

Pretty sure he’s talking about when he played Call of Duty for 36 hours straight in his mom’s basement

File under stolen valor.

In fairness this guy is speaking on news shows at least 9 hours each day. So he’s gonna mess up occasionally.

Matthew Markwayne Luke and John bless the world Trump shits on

I think Markwayne Johnboy Jimbob is really just talking about himself: “ugly and smells bad.”

All Trump smelled was cowardice

Markwayne’s nostrils are still burning from all those toilets he plunged while working for Daddy….he needs to STFU….

The Chickenhawks are back.

#PresidentHegseth really needs to trend to piss off the 🍊🤡

That's very soothing, thanks Markwayne 😒

MAGA Markwayne Mullin inherited a plumbing business and NEVER served. And Hegseth barely served - his record, upon which he built his identity, was abysmal.

Were these people all dropped on their head as infants?

College dropout millionaire, never served, who inherited his daddy's business, came out against student loan forgiveness and took $1.4 million in PPP loan forgiveness for himself.

Par for the course this republican spokesman doesn’t know who the president is LOL , are any of you surprised? I admit they are the most transparent group of imbeciles there are!

He watched Apocalypse Now, so he should know

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Kegseth hasn't "been there", he was on Fox Entertainment talking head. JFC. Mullin is as dumb as Tuberville.

Why do they send the most moronic to appear on TV? Good lord.

Stop handing this guy the AUX he’s a mushmouth

Melania running the Security Council and “President Hegseth” on the same day? 🤮

How would he know - he never served

And apparently Hegseth just loves the smell of war. Would bathe in it if he could.

Thinking he just watched Apocalypse Now.

Markwayne can't get enough of the whiff of Pete.

Yeah, we're real lucky...

yeah inspirational stuff Markwayne - what an idiot

Mullin inherited a plumbing business from his dad, so I guess he knows what a sewer smells like. War, not so much.

Is he drunk?

Actually, Markwayne, I think it's 'Secretary Hegseth' - not President. He's the CEO of a conservative think tank, not the President.

You mean when president shat his diapers, is that what you smelled?

Cue needle drop - Creedence Clearwater Revival : Fortunate Son

He was accompanied on the trip by his Canadian girl friend. Who's now in Canada and can't be reached.

Fucking hayseed!

Hegseth is going on the proverbial chopping block. Trump will lose his (limited) mind over this.

which war was hegseth in? or mullin for that matter

Apparently the residual smell is still affecting Mullins brain.

Ah yes. That feeling in my nostrils. Gets me every time.

And that’s still more than MarkWayne

Important question here: is it Mark-Wayne? Or Mar-Quayne? I need to know for sure before I read anything he says.

Nice we have a president Hegseth, as the other felon is picking out drapes, what a shitshow

Yeah and my 18 yr old son had just graduated Navy boot camp 2 days before 9/11. Screw Markwayne!

He is on so much coke

The scariest thing about Mark Wayne is that he probably really does represent Oklahoma. 😭

President who again now?

Can someone send that piece of trash to Iran? Thanks.

I trust his judgement. He thinks he smelled "war" from his TV and that Hegseth is the president.

These people are using their recreational drugs at work! 😳

Maybe he and the president can share stories. Oh wait.

The term is quagmire.

Some people's legs get obliterated then replaced with some metal, but in Mullin's case it's his brain clanking around with metal parts. 😂

Some glitching going on…

How would Markwayne know how war tastes and smells? He has not been there. They apparently think he is GOOD at defending Operation Epstein Fury. Or at least a decoy to distract from Trump's gibberish.

Saddam’s OVERTHROW took three weeks. But it took another NINE years to cut and run. With this clown car, I’m not even seeing a goal, much less an endgame. I predict Trump abandons everything within a month and then claims it’s another war he “ended.”

Is he as drunk as Hegseth?

Is this you little fella? Trying to sit at the adult table for dinner or hiding behind the capitol police for protection? Dumb coward pretending to be a tough guy. He never served in the military, just like his treasonous boss.

What a dumb slab of beef.

The fun part is realizing that Trump's talking about ballrooms & drapery because Trump isn't the one handing the Iranian assault. I suspect that's why Markwayne keeps calling Pete "President Hegseth" - presidents run wars, y'see, and Pete's running this one, so.....

Hegaeth was there? That's why it smells.

*takes long drag on cigarette* War?… war is always basically the same each occurrence… except for, like, when the generals try to fight a newish war by the lessons learned from older war instances.

Wait. ~President Hegseth~?!!!!!!!!!???? What. The. Hell? He said that on purpose.

It’s tough to see a plumber gagging at bad smells.

Only the best for Oklahoma.

“But even luckier, he was totally smashed So he only tasted vodka …”

hegseth only know the smell of a whiskey bottle

He’s like Trump to chicken shit to serve.

Please no.

This dumbass would wash out of the salvation army. I seriously doubt he has been within 500 miles of a war zone. I mean he is calling the secdef the president.