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We only found out after we attacked.

drones cannot fly outside the iranian shoreline, maga.

It’s always been right by the Iranian shoreline. So….knowing this all along, why weren’t you prepared? My God, the stupid is so strong in these MAGAts

Trump couldn't find The Straight of Her Moose in google maps so he thought it didn't exist.

Alllll of this. https://open.substack.com/pub/thiswillhold/p/she-won-florida-used-a-fake-county?r=57qu3x&utm_medium=ios

They don’t think deep…sigh

Certainly looks that way

If Iran would have thought ahead and placed the Strait of Hormuz off the coast of South Carolina, we would have definitely kept it open.

I get it now. . . the Iranians moved the the Strait closer to their shoreline. They're either getting dumber or just running out of lies. Putin's Fire Hose of Falsehoods doctrine is full steam ahead with the Epstein Class running our country.

Yes, those sneaky bastards!

I guess Trump isn't the only one with a Magic Sharpie.

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Thanks! I'll try to live up to your high standards. Lol

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Is there an Oscar for Social Media Retort to a Known Public Figure? Cuz whoa

Iranian tricksters?🤭

A comic award? 🤣

What a bunch of cheats!

Perfect 👌

FTW!!

It's near the shore of Iran, and you're just telling me now?' That would have been nice to know before

Amazing how it’s even worse than that show depicted the White House corruption.

I guess planning is too woke.

Duh,that's why you prepare

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The US Treasury is their cash cow.

He says that like it's news to the #TrumpRegime. As if Iran moved the Strait of #Hormuz just before the start of #OperationEpsteinJury

Picture still shows how they think. #WTACTULFUCK

Hegseth tomorrow, probably: “Why doesn’t the fake news media say anything about all the straits that are still open?!”

Because they are morons. bsky.app/profile/umbr...

All they had to do was look at a map. This is why we need the Department of Education!

Love the nervous lip movement before Wright spoke. Big bullshit tell.

Where do they find these idiots?

Who could have known!

This entire administration has boggled mind.

BAM 💥

Trump thought it was the Strait of America

I don't get what he's trying to say. Is he saying this proves they were prepared? Because it doesn't. It proves they were not.

They weren't prepared. This proves it.

oil markets open in just 4 hours, Sunday 6pm EDT oilprice.com/oil-price-ch... gonna need more popcorn Diesel at the pump is going to break all time record of $5 on Monday gasprices.aaa.com

Thousands of years of known geography has really stumped us.

Idiocy is contagious. Or is it incompetence. Or is it both.

Did it move?

🤣🤣🤣 Just figured that out?!

🤣🤣🤣 these people and their audacious way of thinking.

Chat gpt didn't see it coming

😂 dumbbell

He’s planning to switch to Niagara Falls

Gerrymandering? 😆 I'll admit i don't fully understand what it means but hey, guess im just as stupid as this regime is.

Knowing stuff is woke

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Much of America apparently paid NO attention in geography class: www.youtube.com/watch?v=umpa...

The maps team were busy writing "Gulf of America" in sharpie on all the maps.

Maps are kryptonite to this administration, apparently.

He thought it was the straight of HORMEL and they just let ships full of canned stews pass thru.

Must have been another sharpie at work…

It's the Revenge of the Sharpies!

Maps and planning are woke and gay. All we need to win a war is testosterone, guns and war crimes.

Some people say there’s a map of the shoreline on his ass. Well they do.

The map team that updated targets was laid off which is why they hit the school. So I guess no one in the DOD owns an atlas or knows how to use google maps. The energy secy thinks he is talking to someone as stupid as he is.

Maps aren't Lethality Warrior Spirit

You beat me to this and you said it better. 😜

“These are not very bright guys and things got out of hand”

Morbid black humor is all that gets me through the day and probably will for the next several years, assuming I survive it.

Was going the sharpie route too.

Just the people capable of reading the maps were laid off. Based on the illiterate infiltrating the 47 government currently, that is almost every upper management employee in every department. Unqualified Inept Low IQ

And, you're right that the Strait of Hormuz was at the Iranian shoreline, regardless of the status of the maps teams.

"But they looked really wide on the map. Who could have known straits would be so narrow?"

Heaven help us all. 🙏

Biden and Obama must have moved it because they hate America and our freedoms, something, something...

It moved?

This is up there with Hegsteth's "the strait is open" "nothing to worry about". It's not open, there's plenty to worry about and it's always been "right near the Iranian shoreline"

A quote worthy of Yogi Berra.

And?….

Yeah, a minor detail that could have reveled itself in … gulp … any form of a planing phase, or in an 8th grade geography class.

Dah-Dunt. Dah-Dunt…

Dun,dun. Dun,dun. Dun,dun Dundun,dundun,dundun,dundun!

What could possibly go wrong ❓🫨

Smart planning putting a strait right next to the shoreline.

Just in case. But most of the US don't even know where each of the states of the US are located.

They were educated in the USA, so it's unlikely.

They started a war without a map.

You can’t make this stuff up!! So so so dumb.

Who would have thought that Trump’s people that he put in charge of the war didn’t know how to use google maps.

I stand in awe of the stupidity.

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Wrong answer. The slob you work for is inept and unfit to hold the office of POTUS.

Oh Lordie, I’ll take Derek over this bunch ANYday

That’s Addict 101 He knows everything

Just piling on how stupid and dangerous this war is. Does Chris Wright feel the sting of stupidity having to say this out loud on tv?

It is Biden’s fault.

This SHIT regime looking at/understanding world maps:

And you didn’t know where Iran was, yet alone the Strait of Hormuz. And why it is so important.

Trump picked the name, Operation Epic Fury. Somewhere, Freud was smiling when he did.

Where does Trumpedo find rocket scientists like this guy Chris Wright? It's almost like they've been bred for arrogance, stupidity and loyalty.

And they didn't know that before they started bombing? What a bunch of maroons.

A perfect example of why these idiots go on Welker's show, they spout pure idiocy and never get any pushback.

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