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We call them Home Loan Eyes. One is fixed and the other is variable.

CRUELLA DE TRAITOR

Or innocent children killed in schools, like in Uvalde!

He always looks like a guilty dog trying to avoid eye contact after you discover the pillow filing all over the place

Floating like an olive.

When you watch lots of True Crime, the victim always talks about the eyes of her assailant and how large and dark they get. Just saying.

No one ever accused him of consistency.

Coked out of his head again perhaps...

All stooges

LOL!

The British 🇬🇧 vs Jeff

He's kashed out again.

I think his parents used to be in films.

youtu.be/IdWDL2MMyPg

Human Pachinko Machine.

I don't think rhetoric gets much more violent than this...

Atcha4ya. One looking at you. Other looking for you.

'Come to bunkbed eyes' One eye is looking at you, the other one is looking for you.

Very definition of Crazy Eyes 🫪

F.B. EYES

He always looks like he is getting a colonoscopy without anesthesia 👍

He's hammered! 🤣🤣🤣

He's like a haunted painting

Run that by the police officers assaulted by J6 participants - who were subsequently pardoned for perpetrating violence.

Kash Patel is a zealot. That's him. As for Todd Blanche.. I remember I saw a doc once about people in the porn industry (Louis Theroux). And there was a category called "Gay for Pay" - straight men who would perform in gay porn. Blanche is MAGA for pay. There is nothing real about him.

Crazy eyes

He is the person for whom the expression "googly eyes" was created.

Does he have an aversion to blinking?

He’s such a weirdo

the right one is more attentive than the left one LMAO

He's trying not to fall down.

Looks like Proptosis, or bulging eyes, dude should get his thyroid checked.

Because you have never been exposed to someone on LSD or some other mind altering drug 24/7. I am wondering if he has undiagnosed Epilepsy. Seriously. Something is wrong.

"We were somewhere around DC on the edge of the swamp when the drugs began to take hold."

Does the Acting A.G. have a conflict of interest (1) since it appears that one or more cases involving the United States and his current or former client (2) DJT are pending? What do you think and why? (1) www.americanbar.org/groups/profe... (2) www.jdjournal.com/2026/01/21/a...

Check for rolled up $100 bills in his pocket!!!

Kash taking this extremely personal, as the assassin cost him multiple hours of an open bar

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts and minds of men? The Kash Patel knows! 🤣

Badumpbump

Seen that look before: Cocaine Bear maybe?

He's coked out of his pea brain.

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Oozy

I infer that since the alcoholism revelations came out. All the pictures I thought he just looked stupid now seem like he's tanked out of his mind.

"Violence has no place in civic life" REAL REPORTER: "Does that include all the violent crimes perpetrated by MAGA Republicans at the Capitol on J6? You know, the violent crimes that Trump pardoned them for?"

Googly Eyes Patel 👀

Very serious question; does he suffer from actual myokamia, or is it Kratom "wobbles"?

His eyes are watching planes only his eyes can see.

Meet the new Mr Peepers!

scanning.. scanning.. neurolink connection made. downloading patch 1.1000000. Bug fix, eye roll

Imagine Kash telling you, "he's over there!" and you have no idea which way to look.

They should have made him head of the Secret Service. Those eyes can see every direction at once.

Could we please get an endocrinologist to weigh in on the eyes?

Condemnations of political violence are meaningless until Americans are willing to have a real conversation about violence. “The America of my experience has worshipped and nourished violence for as long as I have been on earth” James Baldin, 1964

Especially when he was hiding behind that table when I was one way and when I was the other way, trying to figure out if he should be helping or not

Gaaked on cocaine, obviously.

What about Blanche's? Just saying.

Violence belongs in the schools not around important people

It's all that booze, trying to find a way out.

If he ever gets a portrait of himself hung anywhere, we’ve got to make sure the eyes follow you no matter where you go.

Hemorrhaged eyelids are a serious condition that affect ones of people every year.

Too bad his brain cells don't.

I'm not sure "life" is the correct word.

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Good one coach 😂😂

Kashyap always has that deer in the headlights look.

www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...

Is he looking at pink elephants dancing?

Or Wakey Wakey powder

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Did he forget jan 6th?

Blanche RAPES CHILDREN.

Cocaine tends to cause that!

He’s Zoltar come to life

That’s what an 8 ball will do for you!!!!!!

Yet those eyes don't obey him! That should have tipped us off that he'd be a terrible FBI fellow

His eyes can never agree. They each want to go their own way.

When one eye is directed at the Poodle Room and the other at Bada Bing

Dude looks like he crapped his pants and seeing if anyone noticed. What a clown.

seriously what is wrong with him

At this point it would be more comforting if he was on drugs. He also does not seem to realize that most people at the FBI hate his guts. They are not forgiving people and he is out after Trump at the latest.

This is so fake they’re all standing there like hostages being forced to lie!! The American people are not stupid!! They can’t answer simple questions being asked by reportersI and I wonder why…..

He's hyped on cocorola.

Devin’s Cow needs to open a Kash’s Eyes account

Great capturing of the tweaky weirdness of his gaze.

Resting "Dr. Sam Beckett just leaped in" face

His job requires it

He looks like a guy whose plan didn't work

Ahh, he's got the Vodka + Cocaine eye wiggles. This is why the cops make you follow their finger.

@pxmolina.bsky.social

If only I put down a few on Poly for a Kashless society. "Bug Eyed Bambi" has got to go!

Imagine being his optometrist!

Higher than kite

“Mortgage Eyes” Patel One fixed, one variable.

He looks off his barnet.

You nailed it 😆

They are called schizo eyes

He got caught up in the Mar-A-Lago plastic surgery craze and had an eyelid reduction.

His eyes are magnetic: unfortunately they’ve fucked up the polarity and so they can never be together

We’re so talkative right now about gun violence. Must not have been a school

bring drug testing to the government stat!

Why does Kash Patel look like he’s got a poker stuck up his arse?

Kash is calculating the shortest path to the bar.

Mortgage eyes. One is fixed and one is variable

Violence is the republican playbook let the nra pay for vanity fake twice impeached vanity projects

Looks like he's always carrying a half ounce of cocaine...

Everybody up there is a disgusting piece of shit.