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I feel so much better now. /sarcasm

Hooray! Brain worms for everyone!

My first thought at hearing Secretary Kennedy would be involved in addressing a potential hantavirus outbreak

The guy who snorted crack off a toilet? Bruh.

I think we just found Patient zero

"Don't worry - we got a severely brain damaged heroin addict nepobaby with delusions of grandeur leading the way on hantavirus" is not nearly as reassuring as "Dr" Oz thinks it is.

Great. Bring on the bleach and lightbulbs.

When MAGA Morons like Trump, RFK & their team of Quacks talks about vaccines or any medical & scientific issues & especially their dangerous, deadly 'recommendations?'
Like our old friend Lucy Van Pelt would say, "Christ! What an asshole" NEVER LISTEN TO THEM! www.cnn.com/2025/10/09/p...

Exactly, Kennedy is involved.

Good thing I have boxes of proper masks. Oxyclean in the gene pool, baby.

Phew! That makes it better! 🙄🤦

And that alone gives me pause.

we are far less prepared than we were 2 years ago and you can't argue otherwise.

Intelligent response 🤷🏼‍♂️

I am so tired of Trump’s reality-tv cabinet

Isn’t that the problem? Sec Kennedy is involved

Right??

The bus stops where I say it stops Trump! Blame everyone else never take responsibility. Problems are just hot potatoes be tossed the next person.

Oh, well ...if Kennedy is involved we are totally safe........not.

Fucking murdering ghouls.

I was going to say "it beats crying" but no not really, crying rocks sometimes. Trust your judgement, do whatever.

We're doomed!

Oh great. Wipes brow.

That's like hearing that Zippy The Pinhead is in charge of security...

Well, now I know we're screwed.

Yikes

😱😱😱

Not one question on the vets and seniors that lost their healthcare this year?

Well that’s not fn reassuring! 🤯

We are cooked when something truly goes wrong. We have the least qualified and, frankly, the worst people in our highest offices.

RFKJ has a complete plan for the variant spread by raccoon penises.

Well, that's reassuring.

Oh okay, since he said it isn't true, I guess that solves that.

Conspiracy theories about the new Trump Virus gonna be nutso

Thoughts and prayers

Wait’ll the bird flu lands.

Fucking terrifying.

Yeah...ask the guy who stops to pick up roadkill raccoons and cuts off their junk to "study it later".

Oh, good. Secretary Ball Sack Worm Brain is on it. We're fucked.

I feel so much better now.

Raccoon penis is known to prevent viruses

Cool. I feel better

brrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuh

He’ll be having us snort ivermectin off a toilet seat soon.

This is atrocious-we are living in horrible times. I just hope we survive all this.

1984, but big brother was pathetic and deeply stupid

Whew...

A bunch of useless unqualified idiots in this regime, including the stupidity of the weak sleepy 🥱 old man.

Well, that should give everyone the warm fuzzies.

Oh gee, that’s super reassuring.

This is what you call passing the buck.

Everyone just needs to stock up on pig wormer, bleach and toilet paper. Here comes another trump "out of control" pandemic.

Drink unpasteurized milk and the virus won't kill you (before the milk does).

Inhaling the dust of. Not eating them.

Let's ask the guy who looks like he has about three infectious diseases already.

Yeah, I was letting the conspiracy side of of me take over.

Dumbest president ever asks TV “doctor”, who reassures the dumbest president that a mentally unstable former heroin addict is on the case. I feel safer already.

I’ll take “Passing the Buck” for $1000 Ken.

And for looking good on TV.

That answer only makes me more nervous

I feel better now.

I don’t think a brain worm piloting a decaying meat mech is gonna be of any help.

The jokes write themselves

The Trump administration always finds a way to make things worse/F things up badly. For example, RFK Jr could pick a patient or try to snort the viral sample to try and give himself immunity.

Oh we’re screwed

Satire is dead.

Oh dear Lord, no!!

Ladhi fucking dah. This group of clowns wasn’t going to quarantine until the case counts kept increasing. Heaven help us if something like hemorrhagic fever breaks out again. Secretary coke off the toilet seat doesn’t inspire anything like confidence.

I don't!

Hey, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, and Dr. Howard were at least doctors!

We're fucked. Another pandemic would truly be the icing on the cake...

Hahaha! Brilliant!

😂😂😂

I feel SOOOO much better now.... 🙄

No shit. That's all we need to know.

Searching for the missing sperm. 😬

RFK Jr: "If any of you die from this, I call dibs on your skull!"

That is exactly word for word what I was going to reply, thank you for saying it first.

Therein lies the problem: Oz & rfk jr taking care of anything.

Oh, in that case..... We're all screwed! 🤡 🤬

Kennedy a lifelong heroin abusing, raccoon emasculating, whale decapitating, bear cub driving, road kill collecting, egocentric goon who has managed to sew the seeds of doubt into the fabric of science, leading countless American’s confused as to how to protect their families. I feel so safe.

Not an encouraging answer.

Great! I guess they wouldn’t know what to do with it anyway!

We're screwed. Again.

You might imagine my relief at hearing this. Hope you have a very small imagination.

BULLSHIT

If you listen carefully you can actually hear the buck being passed round..

😂 We’re in the hands of serious clowns 🤡

ground up raccoon penis is the cure

Don't worry, we are prepared... prepared to do everything opposite of safe from the Hantavirus.

Involved in destroying healthcare and science

Oh. We're doomed.

That’s not encouraging.

🤔 a trained infectious disease doctor at or an immunologist is necessary ,not some jerk who with his history ,got his training at the holiday inn express 😡

😬 Yikes!

We're cooked...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Dr. Oz is as stupid as RFK

Kennedy is not a MD or have any medical knowledge. He is a brain damaged man.

They're already throwing each other under the bus, and the next pandemic hasn't even hit yet

Choose your reaction 😳😬😂😱

<facepalm>

Oh, the hot potato of accountability!

Pass the blame to the left hand side

Snake eating its own tail.

Did you try to stole the election ? "It's not true" Did you raped woman "It's not true" Are you a pedophile ? "It's not true" HHS funding cuts" "It's not true" Begin to understand that the old senile pig lies all the time, Every. Each. Time. Looks like no.

You get a racoon penis...you get a racoon penis....