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He paid someone off.

“The next test was to pin a tail on a Donkey…aced it!”

Name the horse?

The horse is named Donald and he just shit a trail of poop from DC to Palm Beach.

Guess he doesn't love America

5 doctors? Or 5 Jesuses? 🧔🏽‍♀️🧔🏽‍♀️🧔🏽‍♀️ 🧔🏽‍♀️🧔🏽‍♀️

Between the cognitive test and the effin ballroom, his dementia tunnel vision is getting worse.

@jimacosta.bsky.social Don’t feel bad about the daisy 🌼

Personally I'm not comfortable with this Individual having the codes.

Has no fucking idea of privacy in ALL HOSPITALS

Man o' War

There's a "horse's ass" joke around here somewhere.............

Just die already! We’re anxiously waiting!

We all know America doesn't name horses for at least 9 days...

5 doctors, because the attending physician called 4 of his friends, told them to quick put on a lab coat and get down to his office to see the biggest moron imaginable

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Still with this bullshit?

What if it's a horse with no name?

He is so far gone, he doesn't even realize they are screening him on dementia.

If God had a sense of humor Jake Tapper would get kicked in the ding dong by a horse named Donald.

Well, what did you name it?

It took 5 doctors to hold Trump's attention for long enough to take a 10-minute cognitive exam.

Mr Ed.

Picard voice: THERE. ARE. FOUR. DOCTORS. Trump: There were five doctors. I passed that test.

Free floater. Lost his moorings many many moons ago.

First of all, every time he tells this story he does so with different animals. How many times has he taken this test? Second, if the questions supposedly get harder after this, why do we never hear about the hard questions? My two year old nephew would also ace this cognitive exam.

Trigger?

Same old song and dance.

I am Quick Draw McGraw

He received a certificate for the test. It states his IQ is 15.

So the answer was Wilbur?

Is anyone ever going to tell him that bragging about repeated dementia tests isn't a good thing?

Does he realize that a preschooler can name those animals?

Now it’s 5 doctors. And those questions are not part of the test. Dementia, confabulation. He needs to be institutionalized. His schtick is not worth clapping for. The people who are entertained by this should be ashamed for not caring more about their country’s leadership.

how restless and bored do the clowns in the background look

I mean … Charlie? Trigger? Mr. Ed?

Dumbest mother fucker ever.

YES‼️ This is the only correct answer. #IYKYK

The famous Mr. ed. Of course, of course.

Ed

Wrong answers only Buck Rogers

~ Mr. Ed...

I can certainly name the horses ass.

At least he remembered his son's wedding

And I told the doctor, "I've been through the desert on a horse with no name. It felt good to get out of the rain."

Someone should ask him to list names of 20 US states and let’s see how he does.

It's as if I'm watching a scene written by Mike Judge This is somehow real

Ed

and especially the snake. Oh, that's him!

Good work, gramps. Here’s your jello.

😂

Misty

Husband and I were hopefully speculating that he was skipping his son's wedding due to health issues. Unfortunately, that doesn't appear to be true. Hysterically, it means he dgaf about his son. 🤣

Flicka?

bsky.app/profile/thec...

Congratulations, you're a moron.

Trigger?

These "public tests", have the results of any of them been released?

what's a good horse name?

what did he name the horse

The animals change every time he tells this story

OK, "Trigger."

I see people snickering 😆

"The horses name is...uh...Steven."

How many doctors does it take to administer a cognitive test?

"And of course, Henry the horse dances the waltz."

wth again with this test. someone make him draw a clock

"I'll name the horse Nelly"

Trigger?

Screaming from the rooftop “Doctors think I have dementia”. They keep giving him the MoCA but not a fucking peep from @jaketapper.bsky.social who had a hard on for Biden not being cognitively there

What did he name the horse? 🤣 This is all bull💩. So, no plans to address affordability then?

Uh...Mr. Ed?

Moron

The only time I had 5 doctors around me is when they thought I was dying…

Ed …

Silver.

apparently he can’t remember what animals were on the tests. what bout the squirrel!

Mr Ed?

I would name the horse Joe

Doctors deciding as early on as his first term that it is vital to repeatedly test Trump for brain-related dysfunction and/or observe any cognitive decline is a weird thing for him to brag about

And in his first term, he got it right on the first try. Second term? Well....

The horse is named Donald. He's old, dirty, stinky, sh!ts everywhere, neighs all day long, and needs to be shipped to the glue factory.

I name thee… Colin.

Perhaps the crowd doesn't laugh at his dementia jokes because they know someone who has it and also just lost their Medicaid thanks to this "funny guy". 🤡

Silver.

If he is not speaking in code to his handlers in Russia - the man is a fucking idiot.

The reason it took 5 doctors is the 5th gave in and finally accepted Trump naming the horse “Wilburrrrr”. 😉

MISTER ED … and he TALKS

Given his shite vocabulary, I’d love to know how he did on this?

Or as thick as shit, or both

Horsey McHorseface.

How many times is he going to tell this stupid story? Doesn't he have something more important to do?

Or experiencing signs of dementia

Is it Snoopy or Prickly Pete?

When your salary depends on ignoring the truth… they want to get invited back.

Secretariat Seabiscuit Trigger

Was the horse called Epstein

What happened to the squirrel?

😂dying

Why is he boasting about so many? Doctors don't usually give those unless theyre observing/testing for a problem.

I’d name it Steve…

Cretin

No wonder I nicknamed him dozy donkie! Dumber than a donkey.

I named it Eric, because it was all teeth and gums just like my son.

"It was Mr. Ed... no wait, it was Trigger... or was it silver. It doesn't matter, I got it right." - trump

Trigger? Flicka? Silver?

He probably can't say hippopotamus anymore. 🙄

That's how good he is at cognitive. He can add and subtract animals.

He doesn’t know asylum seekers didn’t originate from an asylum

"They" are the White House doctors, in consultation with the Walter Reed experts. His "disappearances" seem to align with monthly visits to Walter Reed, and cognitive tests seem to be a part of that. They are tracking something, and given his recent behavior, it's getting worse.