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Billions of dollars. No big deal, money is free.

When it stops breathing and its minions crawl back under their rocks.

Sometimes when it comes back and slaps them upside their head ,, if they are lucky enough to get it then then again apparently some are not ,,

When the American education system is completely rebuilt

When we start eating billionaires.

First they destroy mother Earth and now they’re moving on to the moon.

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Did it ring like a bell for hours? I mean, it’s hollow,?right? 🛸🛸

Space junk is going to be recycled into building materials on the moon 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Just like the tuna cans & cardboard boxes are recycled

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You sound like my daughter… and you’re not wrong IMO.

You're absolutely right

Well extinction is definitely on track.

Yup. Humans are an invasive species that consistently spoils their own habitat and recklessly degrades their ecosystems. The rest of the world creatures (except dogs, maybe) will be glad to be rid of us.

“… buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck on the moon.”

there exists a world of unparalleled beauty with plenty of it man-made and you can't see it because you're too busy agreeing with the death cult that humans are bad. you know what nature doesn't create? art. not that you can understand such a thing, you're indistinguishable from a bot.

Ugh. I hate that you're not wrong.

Nailed it...

On the moon. What is being "destroyed" on the moon

Splitting hairs. It's literally the shield we have as to not have to worry about it constantly raining flaming space rocks. The whole point of the Moon is to look like it has seen better days, so we can continue to eek out our seemingly pointless existence one more day.

What the fuck?

Yeah. By an atmosphere. Which the Moon doesn't have, and never will.

Leave me/us out of it, the people doing this shit have names, you know?

I understand the point you're trying to make but we're not unique in this sense. We're animals w/o any natural predators, essentially, and we're desperately working to find some to cut us down. It works this way with all animals, we're just smart enough to know better but choose not to.

I really don't think hedgehogs would do much better. Too much power leads to disaster for any animals.

It’s coming probably quicker than we imagine

That’s why it’s of utmost importance to not let any multibillionaires spread us further into space. We’re a plague.

team moon

Time to put the ol’ moon out to pasture. How are these people real?

I bet he could fly to the moon 🌕 with those ears 👂

Yeah. I stopped going there when they changed chefs.

"Spacex debris unintentionally crashes into the far side of the moon. It is thought that it poses no danger to Earth". JFC On A Tricycle. We're behaving like a 10yr old who's been caught smashing a window with a ball. I fucking despair of humanity. Or more accurately the American bit.

Wow. Just wow. #ETTD

JFC.

How is any of this real?

”Seen better days”. A man without a brain.

Wut

FORMER SPACEX EMPLOYEE.

Fox is literally a shitshow.

Is that what you ‘ear?

What exactly is a rocket surgeon?? 🤔

Dr. Eggmusk

Was...that meant to be a joke?

AI must write their talking points. “The moon has clearly seen better days” wtf is that even supposed to mean? “ChatGPT revise my prompt about why my ex isn’t important once I found a younger female but talk about the moon instead.”

Shithole 🌙

"i am not a rocket surgeon"

Idiot.

An Administrator, a manager, probably mid level pee on who has no idea the moon controls winds and tides here on earth. Hit it with enough junk and we will FAFO ourselves over what else the moon has effects on here on earth.

This has been treated entirely too cavalierly I believe. Carelessness, hubris, money. Stir in ignorance. It's only the biggest thing in orbit around us, visible with the naked eye and they "ACCIDENTALLY" crashed into the effing moon.

I mean... what?

Does anyone actually believe Elon is embarrassed by this? He probably thinks it’s as awesome as his convertible in orbit around earth playing David Bowie to an audience that can’t possibly hear it because there’s no air. Much like this talking-airheads brain. 

What the fuck?

Translation: at some point second stages landing on the moon will be reusable. In order to get there... yeah, there will be lots of trash left on the moon. Musk is a pariah. His "visions" are pariah dreams.

Dumber than Elon. Wow.

fat shaming the moon!?!?!?

This is pretty dystopian. The Moon is a global treasure and it should be protected.

Keep the moon out of this...

It's probably worth mentioning that Isaacman is one of the few Trump appointees who isn't a total disaster. But it's all relative.

What do you want from this guy? He's not a rocket surgeon, you know.

“The moon’s cherry was busted over 50 years ago. Buzz Aldrin’s turds are up there.”

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Cheers to you, sir! I agree.

Way more than thousands of years!

No one seems concerned about the fate of the World w/what happens in outer space. We just keep cluttering it up w/our space shit. It's going to come back & bite us in the ass. Starting w/debris hitting the Moon.

And what days were those

We can't pay for our gas, but, Whitey's crashing into the moon

I mean he’s being interviewed by a guy who’s not even a rocket surgeon…

Strap his ass to the next rocket

Are you fucking kidding me? The incompetence and callousness of these morons is staggering.

I'm sorry, what??

Gonna be posting this a lot today

The moon was ASKING FOR IT

I had to replay the clip. First time, I got lost when the reporter said he wasn't a rocket surgeon.

I got nothing.

Alert: suspected DOGE Boy in vicinity

Is there a big bag with a dollar sign in his hands? 💰

that freakin' moon. communist hellhole. who needs it.

New Apple TV series dropping. Hope Timothy Olyphant is in this one, too.😍

Another fixer upper for Trump. Maybe he’ll paint it gold.

As if we’ve not trashed Earth enough, now we’ve got to toss garbage on the Moon ffs

we can't fuck our planet up enough, so why not go out and fuck up the entire planetary system ... for fuck sake ...

What the hell does "the moon has seen much better days" mean? This is a recovery response that an uninformed dimwit would say.

What the hell does that even mean? It's like the old Lewis Black bit about the stupidest thing he'd ever heard, i can feel my brain shutting down trying to figure it out. Did this jackass just get the job cause his head looks like a satellite!?

Just like earth, eh.

It's been happening (intentionally) for decades en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

I had to mute it after that. Now I’m picturing a game of Operation only it’s a rocket and you’re playing in zero gravity.

Yes, he did! Word on the street is that he's not a "brain scientist" either.

Their politics is decades out of date so makes sense that their jokes are too

THAT IS THE BEST PART

TBF he clearly isn't !

WTF does that mean?

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Unscientific guy, Project Athena, Elon’s friend and pick to lead NASA, what could go wrong? The moon is vital to Earth, stabilizing Earth’s tilt is just one very important reason.

one foot in the hole one foot gettin deeper crash into the moon blow another speaker

And we wonder why the moon hates us.

Okay, he’s a jug-eared tool, but your quote is selectively edited and doesn’t reflect what he said.

Human hubris is hurling us towards extinction. But yeah let’s continue to blow shit up. Each time they send a rocket to space it increases climate warming adds more pollution and brings us closer to extinction. FAFO is around the corner.

Are we going to cover it in flag-blue truck bed liner? Because I know a guy.

Of all the comments I ever thought I'd hear about the moon, it was never that the moon had seen better days. 🙄🙄🙄

The same country that managed to Land actual Human beings ON the moon and return them home safely almost half a century ago (Feeling Old yet?).. Had a Re-Usable Space Transport Vehicle Program aka. Spaceshuttle decades ago.. is now struggling to safely land anything on the Moon?