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Said literally no one ever!

ted cruz is likable and authentic in the same way mitch mcconnell is alive and well

Takes one to know one I guess

“You’re likable enough, Ted.”

wow that is some bullshit...

This whole "look, man" thing that he's trying on... This cat is so fcking damaged.

Cancun Cruz? As President? Wheres he going to run away too?

"I watch the news for comedy"

JD is the human version of an auto dealership windsock decoration: full of hot air, no backbone, blows every which way, and just wants to sell you something you don’t need and can’t afford

JEB! levels of rizz dripping off this guy

He's an authentic asshat.

One smarmy c*nt to another

There are LOTS of words I could use to describe Ted Cruz. “Authentic” and “likable” are not among them.

Is this sarcasm?

No he’s not. We cannot stand him here in Texas. Total embarrassment POS.

Wasn’t he born in Canada and you all are against that?

Al Franken famously said he likes Cruz more than anyone else in the Senate, and he HATES Ted Cruz.

Inauthentic, unlikeable guys fighting for voter scraps and billionaire money

JD is the only human more unlikable than Cancun Cruz.

Many many Texans would like a word

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Bold face liar!

Ted Cruz? Ted….Cruz? That runaway from any difficult situation? That Ted Cruz? “Quit your bitching “Ted Cruz.

These people really do live on a bizarro plane of existence.

History will record this as Vance's finest moment....

Cruz is as likable as Vance

He was most authentic when he didn’t back tRump, and then he did back tRump. That kind of authenticity. And so far as likability, um, just wut?

"Likable". 🤣

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“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” ~ Al Franken

No, JD. We mean Rafael Edward Cruz, the senator from Texas, not this likable, authentic person.

Those two are cut from the same cloth!

Like two peas in a pod if the peas are losers!

Except Cruz was actually able to claim to be Canadian and Vance basically lived in Dayton/Cincy…about as far away from Appalachia as you can get while still being in Ohio

Lyin’ Ted Cruz!

Please…Canada has enough issues without having to make excuses for Ted Cruz🇨🇦

Preferably, not. *he says emphatically* But I don't know if we have a choice there. I don't think O'Leary renounced his citizenship, but I think Cruz did. We can't bar Canadian citizens from Canada. However, if you could possibly find a way to bar him from leaving the US, I'd greatly appreciate it.

I don't know. But if it turns out there is a god, I guess He or She likes us.

Which is to say …….

This MF'er is as wull bad as Palin aught been or *worse*... yeeeesh.

So in a nutshell neither of them 🤡 is authentic

😅

Yes but can he seduce a couch?

Same for Lil Mikey. and basically all MAGa ugly politicians. They all should be in Jail for life or in one of Trumps infamous concentration camps.

“ha ha ha…”

“Likable”. 😂

Ted Cruz is as likeable as...well, as likeable as J.D. Vance!

Hahahaha

He still owes his wife an apology and since Melania won't be around promises to tell everyone she's the purtiest wife.

Now *that* is a professional liar!

I noticed Vance’s favorite new word is CRAZY.

Sorry , Texas here- we don’t like him

That Ted Cruz is authentic and likable is the biggest whopper of a lie yet.

And JD knows authentic and likeable guys.

If there is one word literally NO ONE would use to describe the Couch or The Potato it’s authentic!!! 🤡

Putting aside Vance's own likability, a sitting VP would typically be a moron for insulting a senator whose vote he may need. But Cruz is too spineless for it to matter.

A likable guy? Well, compared to Vance, I guess.

“I’m JD Vance (until I change my name again) and I know authenticity when I see it!”

Game recognizes game.

said no one, anywhere, ever

Jumped straight to the comments. #Bluesky skeeps are bustin' out banger after banger on this.

How does this dips**t sleep at night is beyond me.

"Authentic and likable" are words you never hear said even in Texas

One time my friend Kevin and I started talking to this hot chick in college at a party and I said "Hey, I.." and she said "Get fucked, goblin fag. And go kill your friend the homo gorilla"and then she stabbed me w/ her keys. still think we had a better chance that night than Ted and JD do in 2028.

It's all in your perspective, cringe on cringe nothing to see here.

Such an intellectual way to start a sentence: Look man

Ted Cruz is likable? No I don't think thats possible

This is the most charasmatic thing JD Vance has ever said.

Cold.

LMAO now that’s a lie… come on…

It takes one to know one.

What’s with him “man” so much? Is he trying to be relatable?

JD Vance has a brown wife and brown kids that are not "Christian" much less Catholic. He is a fraud. The #GOP super power is their blatant hypocrisy.

JD's judge of character 😆

Watch JD look down and swallow that shit sandwich after he said Ted Effing Cruz is a likeable guy...haha...even he knows what a horrible human being he is.

In what world is Ted Cruz a "likable guy"?

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No republican is authentic.

Was going to post this exact quote! Only Vance could find something to like.

He's neither of those things!!!

Laughter erupts.

The lies continue lmao

saying Cruz is a likeable guy is a bridge too far

"LIkeable"... it's just that nobody likes him.

When the most unauthentic and unlikable guy pays you a compliment...

his mouth is a wormhole connected to a bulls colon

The only funny joke he's told all day

he was born in a foreign country. how can he run and me, born in Puerto Rico, a United States colony, cannot?

JD because he's always smirking. But this administration is THE Punchable Faces Hall of Fame.

Likeable. Right!!!

Say what you will but Ted commits daily, awkward, relatable gaffes. He’s like an annoying brother in law, a guy who low-balls your garage sale, brings $10 wine to a party, parks his Buick sideways so you don’t scratch it, a next door neighbor who mows at 5pm on a Saturday. He’s evil but not EVVILL.

The banality of evil in the flesh

Authentic = loyal bootlicker

Sorry laughed

Two misses in one sentence.

Who likes him? I’ve heard many republicans say he’s the most unlikable guy in congress

“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."

You mean Mr chunky soup? Does anyone believe him at all?

only time this guy is funny is when he's not trying to be funny

Ok this is legit funny

Ted Cruz is none of those things. The sound of his voice makes vaginas everywhere dry out. He sucks.

As compared to James Donald Bowman (AKA James David Vance), I suppose Rafael “Ted” Cruz is probably as “genuine” and “likable” as any MAGAt ever will be.

From one guy who got bullied in school to another

180° off but OK

Lying is one thing, but calling Ted Cruz likeable is unforgivable

Likable?

Vance is soooo out of touch....and the very definition of a smarmy line jumper.

"likeable", you say?

He thinks he's wry and funny. He's just the same as Cruz.

Wait... If JD thinks *Ted Cruz* is authentic and likable... That actually explains a lot.

Pretty sad that JD aspires to achieve the likability of Ted Cruz.