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No one called you donald.

It would have been nice if a journalist asked, who specifically called and who did they speak to?

Tim Houthi

Did someone set up a batphone that connects to the other room where staffers pretend to be various countries/organizations/resistances?

They don’t want to fight us, they just want to kill our close ally the Saudis

How can any leader sit there and nod at what the fucking idiot #felon says!!The world should refuse to meet with this 🤡.

No-one calls him. No-one. Why the hell WOULD THEY? It's like talking to a child with dementia.

his word babbles are becoming, how shall I say it, ever more incomprehensible and shitty.

that's what you get when you sleep in your work, dreams

OMFG! The entire US DJT regime, diplomats, armies, etc all need to return to the US immediately for an urgent reset and leave the rest of the world alone!

Exactly

I'm sure it was a "perfect call," too.

The Houthis have him by the balls and by extension, all of us. These lies aren't encouraging them to let up on the squeeze.

Iran now controls 1/3 of the global supply of oil. What an imbecile.

You obviously haven't met his sister a face like bulldog and a personality to match.

What is he blabbering about now? He all hat no cattle ( all talk no action) Making no sense at all

The Houtis would kick the shit out of inept Hegseth.

It is a Saudi problem not a US problem. Saudi needs to send more of their own troops and do their own bombing.

How to say “we failed” without using those particular words.

"The Houthis called us." No. No they didn't

does he ever accidently tell the truth?

Mentiroso!

Demento is not happy with just 1 Strait closed. He will taunt the Houthis and get the other Strait closed. Then, rename it, which means it is closed until post Demento. His timing is impeccable, solo, he will flip senate blue.

How many emergency exits does this country have? Asking for 340 million friends.

Ring ring. Ring ring. Hi Donald, Houthis here.

Iran-backed militants fired rockets from Iraq into SA, damaging their east-west pipeline. Iran-backed Houthis stormed west and cemented their hold on the mouth of the Red Sea. MBS begs for help and Trump says “this is your fight.” But sure, we got Iran right we want them, decimated. What a Doonbeg.

Is there a 1-800 number?

Uh huh sure

Another fake phone call. Dementia.

Hundred of millions of dollars of US military equipment just left lying around. Gross incompetence.

This is not even making the legacy media.

🤣

unfixable? behold the Taliban military parade 3 years after winning www.youtube.com/watch?v=qghp...

If this happened under Biden we’d still be hearing about it.

Hey former allies of the US , how’s that going for you?

Sure & my Aunt Helen called me from the grave.🤣

* Saudi Arabia’s Oil Lifeline at Risk /Lt Col Daniel Davis Daniel Davis / Deep Dive September 12, 2026 *

* Saudi Arabia’s Oil Lifeline at Risk /Lt Col Daniel Davis Daniel Davis / Deep Dive September 12, 2026 *

Watch the face of the Ireland PM there. He be like 👀🤯

They’re dying to make a deal

All happened in his imagination

Trump is not a source.

It was me, I called and pretended I was Mr. Houthi. Thank me for my service.

You bet, Honest Don. And gas will be under $2.00/gal right after the election, right?

In the Bat phone???

A conversation that never, ever happened

PM Martin deserves a medal for having to sit and listen to this bunch of rubbish.

Of things that didn’t happen, this is one of the most didn’t happenest

On the batphone?

I wish he would just go away and STFU

Terrorist playbook outside of Haza at the moment is (live off the land) Topple weak forces well supplied with American made equipment. Use equipment to repeat the same action, incrementally obtaining better resources and skills. Then directly turn on nearby American allies

"Hey Trump, yeah it's us the Houthis. Anyway what up?"

"They are on the balls of their feet right now." - means they're sharp, focused & ready for action. Yet today, @nbcnews.com Keir Simmons rephased that for the media's favorite FELON/Mobster & said Trump said "they're on their heels of their feet." Trump can always count on media to cover his ass.

Did they call from one of our military vehicles using the Bat phone?☎️

This man is a bumbling fool.

Yes, quite the flow of 🐂💩

The wire from his brain to his mouth goes through his a$$hole.

How did that go? “Hello, America? We’re the Houthis. Please don’t shoot us.”

This never happened

So his phone lit up "The Houthis"? "Natalie, stop wiping, I gotta take this."

I thought you'd go with "on" for the last word

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many such cases

😂😂😂

Again if all the ME banned together thry could stop the countries that have destabilized it for nearly 100 years.

Sure Jan.

Is this our shit press or theirs

Trump has made everything worse in the entire world. Not a easy thing to accomplish!!

Where is the Houthis’s signature on this statement?

The Houthis came up to me, crying, big strong Houthis, saying sir sir please we love you so much and we thank Allah for you everyday. No one has done more for the Houthis than you.

Well, there’s an educated, reasoned statement that has nothing to do with bribery, flattery and stupidity.

This fucker never listens to the smart people. Don’t underestimate your enemy.

Hi Donald, this is the Houthis…

What a clown. Of all the things that trump said that never happened, this is #5263

Never happened, bro.

The Houthis called us 🤣🤣🤣

the President of the United States is operating on a third grade level here

Trump's confused with a joke he heard: - Knock knock - Who's there? - Who - Who who? - Houthis

His voice sounds like crap!!

"They let us know they don't want to fight with us." They don't need to fight. THEY'VE WON, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Is that why they seized a US vehicle the other day?

I read bone saw…

Whatever

What an idiot. He has no capacity for any reasonable rational thought.

He is insane.

The Houthis hate America with the heat of a thousand suns.

Amazing nobody’s before tried this one easy trick to get US to abandon its allies and economic interests around the World.

That's why they just overran the US-backed Saudis and seized all of the US weapons and armoured vehicles...no desire to fight at all 🤣

Also, good news that Houthis no longer have any unhappiness about Israel. Just SA.

He's going to say something different when asked about this situation tomorrow.

The imbecile tRUMP can't even get a basic cliche right to back up his delusional lies. He said Iran is on the balls of their feet, which is gibberish. The saying is they are back on their heels.

His pal the Saudi Prince called him twice for help but was told no. The Houthis called to ask him to stay away and he’s ok with it?

Greenland?

🍊🤡

with tears in their eyes

It got lost in translation they really wanted a peperoni pizza and diet coke.

In a few years Trump will be dead and most world leaders will have retired writen a book. The section in their biographies on Trump will be comedy gold.

Has anyone informed the idiot in chief, the Houthis have seized a large lot of US military equipment🙄

Oh yeah, I am sure they captured that port just so that they can check off one more thing on their bucket list, and now that they are done capturing it, they will head home.

Just one country in the crosshair of the Houthis? Israel? Saudi Arabia? Israel-Arabia Union? And think both Israel and Saudi Arabia are US allies

Bastard Idiot Pedophile

He uses the “accordion hands” for his biggest lies.