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jesus tapdancing christ dude. jesus, mary, and chain what are they doing over there

The co-founder of Ubisoft died in a tragic accident and the NYT somehow feels the need to spend a lengthy paragraph of the obituary debating whether having a black main character for a recent game was "DEI". Incredible work.

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Any reporter that thinks Elon Musk is an authority worth citing on any games or any art medium at all ought to find out how much of a fraud he was at even *playing* games. Just because he’s rich doesn’t make him an expert.

The main complaint I've seen leveled at the game is that the real Yasuke didn't do a bunch of shit that he does in the game This is in a game series where one character had a fistfight with the Pope to get a piece of alien technology

Precursor tech but yes (Contrary to popular belief they are never stated to be extraterrestrial). Also you directly inspire Machiavelli and invent putting milk in coffee

Meanwhile Beat Takeshi directed a movie a couple of years ago where Yasuke decapitates Nobunaga, the guy who unified Japan, for being an abusive prick. Yasuke probably didn't do that either, but there wasn't any colossal fuss about it.

Unlike Tom Cruise's Last Samurai, Yosuke was real. But it's only white racist distortions of reality that aren't "woke" according to one of the world's leading racists.

And --- do they need to publish Elon Musk's opinion about EVERYTHING?!? We know Musk is a homicidal racist! You can leave that the fuck out of the obituary!!!

I wonder if this in part them just trying to link to anything they’ve written about Ubisoft in the past for indexing and it turns out - oooops, they only cover it when it’s part of the culture war

I'm going to add that AC: Shadows was financially successful, it did well. So clearly most gamers did not have a problem with a black samurai. Smack their "DEI is killing culture nonsense" with that little factoid. "DEI sells ya'll!"

In particular, it uses “by creating,” then a couple of lines later indicates that he’s an actual historical figure. That sort of complete ignorance of context even just a sentence or so earlier is an AI hallmark.

Isn't the better question, what are we doing over here? Why do we keep subscribing to a shitty newspaper and then posting their shit?

I just found out something very interesting about entertainment sources like movies, music, games etc..if I don't like it, I don't have to watch it, listen to it or play it. Nobody is forcing it on me.

It’s like some editor’s gamergator dweeb nephew got lifted up into a journo position through nepotism, then insisted on pissing on this dude’s grave because he stopped emotionally maturing at age 13 and can’t let go of a harassment campaign from >10 years ago.

This kind of stupidity is know to cause dangerous blood pressure spikes in people with at least half a brain. It's Father's Day, why you trying to give me a heart attack? Don't do that to my kids.

could talk about the actual controversies with Ubisoft like the NFT shit, the stop killing games petition, or the accusations of tolerating sexual harassment, but nah gotta shout out the people who got upset at the black person who existed and already is in a ton of media

I’m pretty sure they did, but then dropped off when they weren’t getting as many clicks for fake outrage over niche anime series than fake outrage over a popular video game series.

They didn't create a black samurai retainer called Yasuke. There actually *was* a black samurai retainer named Yasuke, likely from the eastern coast of Africa, this is established historical fact

"The Jesuit Luís Fróis, in a letter dated April 14, 1581, reported that buildings in Sakai were damaged by the sheer number of onlookers climbing them to catch a glimpse of Yasuke. ... in Miyako, the crowd’s jostling caused people to be crushed to death and nearly destroyed a brand-new ... church."

This part: "The people of the region had never seen an African before and were astonished. The researcher Thomas Lockley speculates they may have seen him as a form of divine visitor given the Buddha and other holy figures were often portrayed as black-skinned in Japan at this time"

Indeed! I agree WTF? Also I like Jesus “H” tap dancing Christ here. but my overwhelming choice would have been JumpinJesusPalomimo! OH! Don’t forget about the files…. #TheTRUMPepsteinFILES #SubpeonaMelania