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looks like a bed designed for a tiny studio apartment but like, not as tiny as this broom closet

A hospital room

Rejected TNG bedroom set

That looks like a hospital bed wtf???

It's the bed I want to be in when I am woken up in the middle of the night by Patrick Stewart's voice declaring, "red alert! senior officers, report to the bridge!"

it's some sort of star war, right?

This is soooo close to a tng set, they should just style it like that and rent it as a novelty space

It kept crashing during the flight and the maitre de cabine had to come over and reboot my seat so the cushions would reinflate. Not a selling point...

🤣

i would stay here, but i'm not paying outrageous fees of any kind, you're giving me a discount and you're going to be grateful

Big expensive bed? Oh pooka, that’s overstock from a nursing home supply company.

Aren't all hospitals?

It looks like a hospital room from Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

Is this where all the first class Spirit seats went?

The part I can’t get over is the chair right next to the head of the bed. 🙄

That is clearly a hospital room. Which would be a hilarious Airbnb room.

I just finished Backrooms and… Nope.

Can't believe they built a cuck chair INTO the bed

Kind of assuming hospice will look like this.

Sure is one way to have guests feel like they’re spending way too much money by staying there.

Regret

buying a whole hospital to be an airbnb

Oh my god someone actually bought one of the AliExpress beds I’m dying

bruh not even a tv lmao

I just watched that. Yep.

Absolutely fucking not

Put a carpet down and hang a Batleth from a wall and you basically have Lt. Worf's quarters from TNG.

That's what you get if you do a Frankenstein but with recliners.

That's the Sims bed! The fuckin - Tumblr joked about it. I can see the post in my head. It's a giant king but with a phone and fridge and lounge and a massive headboard. Looks like the Executive Suite Bedrot Special. The shit Howard Hughes would die in.

is that the fucking cuck final boss

That’s the hospital room they put me down in

Mans wanted the Lesbian Bed of the Future and had to settle for Wayfair (but srsly watch the video it's insane, the idea of keeping milk at room temperature in a drawer...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=e97x...

Oh! I remember this puzzle from Starship Titanic!

that's where the euthanasia doula drops poisoned bonbons into my mouth

idk looks like a bed. in a nice little nook too. throw a flatscreen on the wall and we're cooking

bending down to the recliner thats one foot off the floor and cant recline because its pushed against a wall to enjoy a pleasant evening of staring at nothing

Did they steal that bed from a hospital?

That's definitely the hospital room where I got a colonoscopy.

Why is everything so dirty?

your alt text is beautiful

3 inches of clearance to walk around it? Good enough!

Did they have to take out another mortgage on the house to pay for the bed?

Is this a 70s swinger hospital bed, what the fuck am I looking at

that looks dope as hell imo

They'll have to start by knocking down all the walls to make the room bigger

who is this for this is a coke fiends idea of a resting place

Almost perfect . All it needs is this:

Oh I’m not judging. I’ve looked at them for my 200sqft studio, but I’ve never believed they’re real.

its so much shorter than it looks too lol

“I didn’t think my 12-in-1 bed/chair/blender would be that big. Oh well, guess I’m stuck with it.”

90% of this is just a bed with some storage space built in but the remaining 10% makes it fantastical

Feels like the first apartment in Cyberpunk 2077