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Can’t wait to beat jimothy to death in d&d ❤️

this is weird guys

you killed it

Poopcore

Can it be any lower effort? Didn't even care to actually create an interesting cryptid or lore. Eugh. Take from people & Give Nothing Back, seems to be the motto.

unless you are doing something actually useful with the money Hasbro, no one gives a damn. Lemme guess, you are gonna use Jimothy as a guise for more layoffs I bet?

I assume you'll be sending the Pinkertons to anybody making Jimothy art, now that you own it?

Me waiting for the Multibilliondollar Corp™️ to release digital versions of the non-English books so I don't have to waste my time manually transcribing text from the physical books. Or at least make their platform multilingual. But no! this one only cares about microtransactions and memes.

Let your employees unionize.

Why you gotta ruin everything?

Quiet, Brand.

FUCK YOU

unionize and ditch AIs

Why can’t we just have nice things.

Sorry

I love Jimothy the unionizing raccoon!

is there truly nothing you aren't willing to ruin?

Purposefully Shittily Animated Fish #1 speaks the truth, in contrast to his brother.

Meanwhile, Pathfinders characters are almost drowning in choices and ways to build your character. They have put out more content books in the last two years than Hasbro has in the last 12.

Regardless of why, this did not take long to make and was probably pretty fun for whichever designer did it. It's not that deep. It's not stopping you from getting more subclasses or whatever. Also, I conveniently posted this earlier bsky.app/profile/mont...

Thank you for killing the love for the small animal to sell slop, brand

Get bent

Loving this!

Fuck. You.

bro are you trying to get people to kill him? what the hell

or when you hired an infamous union-busting law firm to try and stop MTG devs from unionizing? wacky, huh?

Hasbro is really trying anything to recoup the negative press over fucking up Magic the Gathering, and Dungeons and Dragons. Go back to your hole corporate scum.

That was fun while it lasted

what's cool is not not deadnaming your employees

Silence Union busters

welp, meme's dead, on to the next one

Not everything needs a brand's touch, leave Jimothy alone!

your system fell off, ICON is superior

All of your staff should unionize

Fuck off.

Can you stop pretending to be people ? You're a soulless company, behave like so. Stick to promoting whatever garbage you're trying to sell and stop trying to be relatable, it doesn't work. It never does.

Hey, I’m not a D&D person, but isn’t “a wild X appears” not your thing? That’s pokemon, if I’m not mistaken.

hasbro for the love of god can you actually make a good videogame with your IPs instead of cancelling them and pulling shit like this?

Nobody wants your garbage. Look into being a better company before you do more.

silence corpo

silence, brand

I take it the Idea Well is dried up?

Silence, brand

That’s not a Dungeons & Dragons reference. That’s a Pokémon reference. You don’t even know what you are anymore.

Gonna call the Pinkertons on Jimothy?

Stop trying to be cool, it's just embarrasing

This is so cringe.

The saddest part of this is how many TTRPG's could make this interesting while D&D can only present Jimothy as a stat block for you to kill.

Now why the everloving fuck would we want to fight Jimothy? Give us your CEO's stat block instead.

Does this mean you’re going to sue anyone who references Jimothy without your written consent?

Shut up dorks

Omg! Yesssss.

Post a pic of Mike Mearls if you wanna get in on the freaky mutant shit

First you did it to MtG, now you're doing it to D&D. Fuck offfffff. What's next, Marvel in D&D?

Please go bankrupt in a way that your employees find fulfilling fruitful positions while you crash and burn.

Thanks for ruining it

Boooo!

Why would you stat Jimothy for combat encounters...? 😂

You twats stay out of this

We put up with you as a company because we love dnd but we don't need you for it.

Is he unaligned though? Is he? That's the future Lord of Limbo with a 4 star comedy-themed restaurant in Gehenna (you can the greyest flavoured vanilla ice cream with pickles flavoured grey there).

this sucks

@minakimes.bsky.social

It's Dead now. Piss off You Corporate Rats.

jfc it's not been one week and you're already reducing this one to "buy product" bruh get a grip

Send your pinkertons to go fuck yourself

I really hope he can summon Punch who has completely maxed out charisma and a stuffed animal attack that does -2.

you ruined it

Shut the fuck up, bitch!!!!!!!!!!

Part of the reason things like Jimothy, Pizza Rat, or even Fleem become popular is because PEOPLE get enthusiastic about them in their own and bond over that joy organically. And in a world of brands shoving optimized IPs down our throats, that’s increasingly rare. Guess what happens now, brand?

Jarnathan was in a DnD movie

No, but Jimothy's mom is Jimberly

Int should be higher